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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 7:37 am 
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Well, people who are vegan till 6 eat meat after because that is when the steaks are sleeping and defenseless.

Veto is just following Mark Bittman's philosophies. Only eating small CQs after 6. He's strictly a cat-food eater when he isn't eating CQs. And practically a herbivore while sleeping!

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 8:20 am 
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you know Veto calls himself a vegan on the kitty forums.

Can I just ask: Scott Pilgrim, what the fork? The kid was watching it and I was not really paying attention til this:
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[Scott lunges to attack Todd, but is frozen by psychic energy. Todd, eyes glowing and hair standing on end, levitates Scott into the air.]
Scott Pilgrim: [choking.] My neck. [gasps.] Your hair.
Envy Adams: Didn't you know? Todd's vegan.
[Todd flings Scott through a brick wall into an alleyway outside.]
Scott Pilgrim: [standing up.] Vegan?
Todd Ingram: It's not really that big of a deal.
Scott Pilgrim: No kidding. Anyone can be vegan.
Todd Ingram: Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.
Scott Pilgrim: Ovo-what?
Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature with a face.
Envy Adams: Short answer: being vegan just makes you better than most people.
Todd Ingram: Bingo.
[Todd punches Scott and sends him, screaming, high into the air and out of sight.]
Stephen Stills: Hey, man, question: I always wondered, how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?
Todd Ingram: [rolls eyes.] Okay, you know how you only use ten percent of your brain? That's because the other 90 percent is filled with curds and whey.
Kim Pine: [dismissive.] Did you learn that at vegan academy?
Todd Ingram: Go ahead and get snippy, baby, but if you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying.
[Scott falls back to solid ground after hitting a light fixture. Ramona runs over to him.]

...
Todd Ingram: I can read your thoughts. [psychically.] Your will is broken. You're through.
Scott: What say we drink to my memory. [offering him a cup of coffee, innocently.] Fair-trade blend with soy milk?
Envy: [scoffs.] I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.
Todd: Dude, I can see in your mind's eye that you put half-and-half in one of those coffees, in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy. [levitates the other cup from Scott's hand and brings it to his own.] Thanks, tool. [sips the coffee.]
Scott: Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup, but I thought really hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my "mind's eye" or whatever. [sips his own coffee.]
Todd: [eyes return to normal, baffled.] What are you talking about?
Scott: You just drank half-and-half, baby.
[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops the coffee cup. Two Vegan policemen come in with their index fingers raised at Todd.]
Vegan Policeman #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!
Vegan Policeman #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offence. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...
Vegan Policeman #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it.
Vegan Policeman #2: [whips out notepad.] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: It's milk and eggs, bisque.
Vegan Policeman #2: [still reading.] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan.
[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd.]
Todd Ingram: [feeble.] Chicken isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: De-Veganize Ray. Hit him!! [both fire de-veganizing rays at Todd, sapping him of his powers. Todd's hair sags.]
Envy Adams: [gasps.] Oh my God.
Todd Ingram: [shocked] No. No...
[The Vegan Policemen step back, Scott steps forward purposefully.]
Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, and now you will be gone.
Todd Ingram: [incredulous] "Ve-gone"?
[Scott headbutts Todd, who bursts into coins. The two Vegan Policemen exit in slow motion, high-fiving and exclaiming as they do. Scott holds his forehead in pain.]

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 8:24 am 
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Was I not supposed to laugh? Maybe it's the text format, I dunno. I have never seen that movie.


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 8:28 am 
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That was the best bit of the film!

Milk & eggs, bisque.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 9:26 am 
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it was hysterical, i almost fell off the couch, and then spent the rest of the night shooting psychic energy from my palm into the kid's butt. Any resistance was overcome with shouts of "VEGAN POWER" and taunts about "curds and whey".

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 9:29 am 
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I loved that bit of the movie!

I started to watch Year of the Dog on Netflix yesterday, and it made me very stabby.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 9:56 am 
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James McWilliams response: http://james-mcwilliams.com/?p=3891

My pet peeve is sentences that start with conjunctions/sentence fragments that the writer thinks give emphasis to his/her point. I am sure that is not vegan.


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:01 am 
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Arisaig wrote:
James McWilliams response: http://james-mcwilliams.com/?p=3891

My pet peeve is sentences that start with conjunctions/sentence fragments that the writer thinks give emphasis to his/her point. I am sure that is not vegan.

But what's the matter with you??
[it also jumped out at me, hehe]

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:10 am 
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torque wrote:
Arisaig wrote:
James McWilliams response: http://james-mcwilliams.com/?p=3891

My pet peeve is sentences that start with conjunctions/sentence fragments that the writer thinks give emphasis to his/her point. I am sure that is not vegan.

But what's the matter with you??
[it also jumped out at me, hehe]
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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:17 am 
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I was disappointed that vegan before 6 is not a vegan cookbook of breakfasts/lunches but rather a cookbook with some vegan meals and non-vegan dinners. Isn't that kind of crazy? I mean if you are trying to eat less animal products, why do you need recipes for stuff you already eat?

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:25 am 
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Yeah, that is nuts. Ok, scratch my previous post. I read the article linked, but assumed his new book was actually vegan.

Anybody who publishes a vegan cookbook with nonvegan recipes in it is a flidiot.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 11:40 am 
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I'm excited for his next one: Vegan Before 6; Hypocritical Douchebag 24/7.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 12:10 pm 
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I thought it was a vegan recipe book too, but then I was at B&N and saw fish cooking talk and so on...

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 1:12 pm 
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baps wrote:
That was the best bit of the film!

Milk & eggs, bisque.


Wait, was that seriously in that movie? Now I have to see it.


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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torque wrote:
it was hysterical, i almost fell off the couch, and then spent the rest of the night shooting psychic energy from my palm into the kid's butt. Any resistance was overcome with shouts of "VEGAN POWER" and taunts about "curds and whey".


I want to party with you and FC so much now.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 1:42 pm 
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Tofulish wrote:
torque wrote:
it was hysterical, i almost fell off the couch, and then spent the rest of the night shooting psychic energy from my palm into the kid's butt. Any resistance was overcome with shouts of "VEGAN POWER" and taunts about "curds and whey".


I want to party with you and FC so much now.


uh, YEAH, this party is definitely happening. I'll bring the brie, you bring the crackers.

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 1:44 pm 
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i am shooting psychic energy at you right now!!
we shall see you before you know it!! maybe not in time for the shindig, perhaps, but soon enough. my sister just emailed saying she had tickets for something in central park, and i know one of the first things i need to do when we get there is go visit the folks in Secaucus. We'll be in your neighborhood - kinda!! [shopping trip H mart!!!! which is not really in your neighborhood at all, is it. OK, subzi mandi maybe.]

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torque wrote:
i am shooting psychic energy at you right now!!
we shall see you before you know it!! maybe not in time for the shindig, perhaps, but soon enough. my sister just emailed saying she had tickets for something in central park, and i know one of the first things i need to do when we get there is go visit the folks in Secaucus. We'll be in your neighborhood - kinda!! [shopping trip H mart!!!! which is not really in your neighborhood at all, is it. OK, subzi mandi maybe.]


No no no you don't understand...WE ARE PLANNING YOUR WELCOME PARTY.

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YES! Party Party! Brie! Vegan asspower for all!

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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 1:02 pm 
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torque wrote:
it was hysterical, i almost fell off the couch, and then spent the rest of the night shooting psychic energy from my palm into the kid's butt. Any resistance was overcome with shouts of "VEGAN POWER" and taunts about "curds and whey".


Torque, you guys should read the comics! They are manga style, so I bet your daughter would really like them. They're really good.

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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:50 pm 
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You know how when you're at a restaurant that (miracle of miracles!) has a delicious-sounding vegan dessert, like cake, and some of the people at the table order dessert but some people don't and then they bring it out with multiple unbidden utensils so you are peer-pressured into sharing the cake that you'd planned to eat alone? I mean, if those other people wanted cake, they could've ordered their own. Maybe I wanted all that cake. And maybe I don't like sharing food with people. But they just assume, and bring out like three spoons with your piece of cake, so that if you don't feel like sharing you're the big baby-flavored donut eating fatty mcfatfat who wouldn't share her cake. Plus all the nonvegans you're dining with can go to pretty much any street corner and buy cake they'll eat, no problem. I have to wait 'til I'm somewhere with delicious vegan cake because somehow despite constant hints, poopie bisque hasn't opened up a Poopie bisque's Home For Wayward Girls Who Like Cake.


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Annak that is unacceptable! I don't think I've ever seen multiple forks brought out unless people specifically said they are sharing. Crappy.


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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:20 pm 
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I have an unoccupied room in my house that you are welcome to occupy, and I will feed you cake every day. You don't even have to use ANY utensils! Just dive in face-first!

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Annak that is unacceptable! I don't think I've ever seen multiple forks brought out unless people specifically said they are sharing. Crappy.


No, this is a regular routine at restaurants whenever dessert is ordered in my experience. I hate sharing because of the vegan thing (everyone can eat my order, but I can't eat anyone else's). My family automatically knows I don't want to share at this point, but that still makes me feel like a heel.


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