| Register  | FAQ  | Search | Login 
It is currently Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:07 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 57 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next

If time travelin', how would you travel?
forward! 40%  40%  [ 27 ]
backward! 54%  54%  [ 37 ]
Morlocks 6%  6%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 68
Author Message
 Post subject: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:48 am 
Just Loathin' Around!
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:17 pm
Posts: 6646
Location: bindlestiff
If you were given the proper machine and equipment, would you choose to travel forward or backward in time?
Choose wisely.

_________________
Whoopie pies are always a good idea. ---P. bisque

Panda With Cookie


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:51 am 
Brain Made of Raw Seitan
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:44 pm
Posts: 1282
Location: Boston, MA
I want a hover-car! They'd better have those in the future.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:53 am 
Dying from Nooch Lung
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:14 pm
Posts: 3295
Location: NJ/Philadelphia
Depends on the consequences.

_________________
"Gnome kicking says a lot a man's character." - Babbette


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:03 am 
Heeeerrrrree's JACKY!
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:39 pm
Posts: 3604
Location: the Eug
I could never time travel. Simply because I could never decide where to go.

_________________
Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.

"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:11 am 
No-pants hermit 4 lyfe
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 am
Posts: 3024
Location: BKLN
blue valentine-era tom waits, here i come!

_________________
"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear
"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:30 am 
Flounceiad 2011
User avatar
Online

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:26 pm
Posts: 4874
Location: A New England
Backward - no question. Provided I had my return ticket firmly in hand, I would visit 16th and 17th century England (think how invaluable this would be for my dissertation!), and if I still had time, the 15th and 14th centuries as well...of course, I'd make sure my vaccinations were all up to date before departure!

_________________
You can always politely suggest a ham alternative. ~ vijita
Nothing is safe from weiners in my neighborhood... ~ crowderpea
I didn't embarrass him by saying anything about wanking ~ 8ball
"SMLOUNCE!" ~ smurfterrobang?!
http://elizaveganpage.blogspot.com


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:33 am 
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm
Posts: 6766
Location: Portland, OR
Ooh, that makes me think another poll is in order... A 'would you time travel if it was a one time, one way trip'?

_________________
i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?!
"Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:34 am 
Bought a used copy of Natural Harvest
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:29 pm
Posts: 5881
Backward! But I have no idea to what time; there's so many good ones. I definitely know I don't want to see into the future, since I'm pretty sure it's going to really suck. Hey, I'm just being a realist.

_________________
Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumbles
Is this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:44 am 
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm
Posts: 6766
Location: Portland, OR
NO THERE'S GOING TO BE ROBOTS AND ALIEN RACES AND WE'LL ALL BE FRIENDS.

_________________
i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?!
"Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:45 am 
Flounceiad 2011
User avatar
Online

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:26 pm
Posts: 4874
Location: A New England
Mars wrote:
NO THERE'S GOING TO BE ROBOTS AND ALIEN RACES AND WE'LL ALL BE FRIENDS.
Whatever you say. I'm just trying not to catch the bubonic plague over here.

_________________
You can always politely suggest a ham alternative. ~ vijita
Nothing is safe from weiners in my neighborhood... ~ crowderpea
I didn't embarrass him by saying anything about wanking ~ 8ball
"SMLOUNCE!" ~ smurfterrobang?!
http://elizaveganpage.blogspot.com


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:02 am 
Making Threats to Punks Again
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:36 pm
Posts: 1126
Backward, obviously: there are dinosaurs back there.

_________________
"I will rip out your IV and other roman numerals." - pandacookie
"The one thing I would not do for Aubrey Plaza is harm a baby, by the way." - strawberryrock


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:06 am 
Married to the wolfman
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:49 pm
Posts: 5606
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
Forward. I want to know how things turn out.

Do all you backwards-goers reread books?

_________________
"Hummus; a gentleman's vice." -- Mars

coldandsleepy cooks, THE BLOG!


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:14 am 
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
User avatar
Online

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm
Posts: 6423
Location: Norristown, PA
Mars wrote:
Ooh, that makes me think another poll is in order... A 'would you time travel if it was a one time, one way trip'?


I was assuming it was a one-time, one-way trip, since I had to choose one or the other!

_________________
Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives
Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnation
blog! FB!


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:24 am 
Lactose Intolerant...Literally
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:17 am
Posts: 727
Location: Toronto
I'd travel forward until someone gets around to inventing a time machine which goes both ways.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:43 am 
rowdily playing checkers
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm
Posts: 2910
I would travel forward. I don't want to deal with the conservatives. Not the morally stunted idiots who live in the past, the chrono-conservatives who claim you shouldn't change anything, because they're just sooooo attached to their preferred, reified version of history.

Also, we already know things about the past. The whole world is cluttered with stuff from the past. Basically everything there is existed in the past! I mean, sure, maybe you have specific questions about the past that can't currently be answered, but that is true of basically every question about the future. Compare Back to the Future's version of 1955--mostly accurate, if somewhat romanticized--with Back to the Future II's version of the future. I mean, they didn't even predict cell phones, and they had cell phones.

So I guess I'm going to the year ELEVENTY BILLION and then going to a library. A future library. Where I will read eleventy billion years worth of history. Or I'll just be immediately scrapped for parts by the final-state intelligence that will have incorporated all matter in the universe into its structure by then. Whaddevs.

_________________
"Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten" ~ papayapaprikás


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:48 am 
Dying from Nooch Lung
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:14 pm
Posts: 3295
Location: NJ/Philadelphia
What if you went forward and there was NOTHING....Just an empty planet overgrown and no human life left. You would be stuck on Earth all alone with no way to leave and no way to survive. Forward is scary! At least if you go back you kind of pretty much have an idea of what you are getting into.

_________________
"Gnome kicking says a lot a man's character." - Babbette


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:56 am 
rowdily playing checkers
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm
Posts: 2910
GraciaKai wrote:
What if you went forward and there was NOTHING....Just an empty planet overgrown and no human life left. You would be stuck on Earth all alone with no way to leave and no way to survive. Forward is scary! At least if you go back you kind of pretty much have an idea of what you are getting into.

I'd just wait for other time travelers to show up and then kill and eat them.

That still sounds better to me than dying of scarlet fever or purple gout or the amber palsies. No, I like my chances in the future. The general trend of history is that the past is a fetid shithole and the future is awesome right up until it becomes the present, and then it's just ok. I mean, think about this logically: they didn't even have the internet in the past. Life was pretty much not worth living until the 1990s. Just long periods of boredom punctuated by being punched in the face or having one of your favorite organs burst from a disease that could be easily prevented by not being constantly immersed in your own filth.

_________________
"Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten" ~ papayapaprikás


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:13 pm 
Just Loathin' Around!
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:17 pm
Posts: 6646
Location: bindlestiff
Gettin' down with the amber palsies.

_________________
Whoopie pies are always a good idea. ---P. bisque

Panda With Cookie


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:19 pm 
Dying from Nooch Lung
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:14 pm
Posts: 3295
Location: NJ/Philadelphia
Maybe I'd go back to April 10, 1982 and do it all over again! But only if my life would be better. It could suck a whole lot worse than it already does. And that goes back to my what are the consequences question.

I think I'd rather not fork with time travelling. I'm way to everything happens for a reason kind of person. But if I could go back in time just for fun to see what other periods were like, I might do that.

_________________
"Gnome kicking says a lot a man's character." - Babbette


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:32 pm 
Should Write a Goddam Book Already
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 1042
Location: Denver
Forward. It's more exciting!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:56 pm 
Plays The Sims 2 religiously
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pm
Posts: 6766
Location: Portland, OR
just mumbles wrote:
That still sounds better to me than dying of scarlet fever or purple gout or the amber palsies. No, I like my chances in the future. The general trend of history is that the past is a fetid shithole and the future is awesome right up until it becomes the present, and then it's just ok. I mean, think about this logically: they didn't even have the internet in the past. Life was pretty much not worth living until the 1990s. Just long periods of boredom punctuated by being punched in the face or having one of your favorite organs burst from a disease that could be easily prevented by not being constantly immersed in your own filth.

I think I'm in love.

_________________
i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?!
"Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:01 pm 
Level 7 Vegan
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:35 pm
Posts: 1518
Location: Boston
Both! Both both both. There would be so much to seeeee!

_________________
http://vegetalion.blogspot.com


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:02 pm 
No-pants hermit 4 lyfe
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 am
Posts: 3024
Location: BKLN
what if you went forward and there was jeremy irons as some kind of albino goth vampire ruling over a race of murderous, tunneling sand apes? i will take my chances in a predictable past any day. or maybe i'd just go back to this morning and make mumbles some waffles, 'cause it seems like he's having a rough day.

_________________
"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear
"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:26 pm 
Dead by dawn
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:54 pm
Posts: 7443
Location: Seattle
The past, obviously. If I went to the future, mumbles might kill me and eat me.

_________________
facebook
"The PPK: Come for the pie; stay for the croissants." - tinglepants!
"Cockblocked by Richard Branson- again!" - Erika Soyf*cker


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Time Travelin'
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:27 pm 
Dead by dawn
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:54 pm
Posts: 7443
Location: Seattle
Oh, and I'm totally bringing antibiotics with me.

_________________
facebook
"The PPK: Come for the pie; stay for the croissants." - tinglepants!
"Cockblocked by Richard Branson- again!" - Erika Soyf*cker


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 57 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Baidu [Spider], choirqueer, Moon, psbot [Picsearch] and 5 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Template made by DEVPPL/ThatBigForum and fancied up by What Cheer