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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:41 pm 
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Baby Fart Master! This just keeps getting better!

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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:47 pm 
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I never had one of those, but we have them in Australia and they were called Baby Born. I can't even imagine how disgusting the insides of that doll would have gotten eventually (I know it can do a "wee" as well, which would maybe clean it out a bit, but not completely. And what parent wants to try to clean out the inner workings of some doll that poos and wees out of, essentially, a cloaca?)

Yes, my poor mother had the job of cleaning the doll. I would feed it, go "haha it pooped!" and hand it back to my mother, who would then have to stand at the sink for 15 minutes trying to rinse all of the food out of it so it wouldn't get moldy inside. Now that I think of it, that's probably why she wouldn't buy any more of the food packets when I ran out.


Oh dear. Now I'm just imagining Baby Born/Baby Alive with mould creeping up out of its mouth. "Feed me, feeeeeed meeeeeee!"

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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:32 pm 
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it's not poo, but...

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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
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and a similar American doll, mostly for the early 90s-ness of it all.

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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:45 pm 
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Baby Fart Master was unable to live another moment with the anxiety that haunted her.... there was always the lingering fear that this moment's joyful trumpeting flatus might be accompanied by the dreaded wet creep that would make a squishy mess of her little dolly pantaloons. Even worse, for months and months she tooted along without any hope of ever feeling what everyone else spoke of as the deeply satisfying morning dump. She felt so different, so excluded..... she would never be proud of her poopie ("I made this!"), she would never be one of those people who measure their 5-foot-eight-inch poop for the Fiber Cleanse site, she would never post on vegan message boards about the 5kg she lost after an especially fruitful trip to the toilet. She was all, well, hot air. She looked at Baby Poopie Master and held back a snarl of envy.


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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:48 pm 
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Baby Fart Master was unable to live another moment with the anxiety that haunted her.... there was always the lingering fear that this moment's joyful trumpeting flatus might be accompanied by the dreaded wet creep that would make a squishy mess of her little dolly pantaloons. Even worse, for months and months she tooted along without any hope of ever feeling what everyone else spoke of as the deeply satisfying morning dump. She felt so different, so excluded..... she would never be proud of her poopie ("I made this!"), she would never be one of those people who measure their 5-foot-eight-inch poop for the Fiber Cleanse site, she would never post on vegan message boards about the 5kg she lost after an especially fruitful trip to the toilet. She was all, well, hot air. She looked at Baby Poopie Master and held back a snarl of envy.


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best thing i've read this week. bravo!

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 Post subject: Re: The official toy of the PPK?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:31 pm 
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The "fart master" version comes with the bowl and trick spoon, and the "poo master" comes with the trick toilet.


Indisputable proof that this is a PPK doll.

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