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 Post subject: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:33 pm 
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Shall I compare thee to a kapop loaf?
Thou art more crusty and more full of oil:
Rough hands do knead the rising dough for toast,
And leftovers have to be wrapped in foil.

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:07 pm 
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*refined applause with opera-gloved hands*

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:10 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:11 pm 
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out with the rhyming couplet!

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:44 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:56 am 
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This is going in my grandmother's birthday card.

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:36 am 
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I should have called this thread Sonnet 18.5. That would have added the hipness that all the kids are after these days.

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:38 am 
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pandacookie wrote:
Rough hands do knead the rising dough for toast

This line in particular touched me. I am weeping quietly at my computer.

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:04 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:53 am 
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I had no idea so many people liked being compared to toast. Perhaps greeting cards are in my future.

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:57 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:01 pm 
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pandacookie wrote:
Shall I compare thee to a kapop loaf?
Thou art more crusty and more full of oil:
Rough hands do knead the rising dough for toast,
And leftovers have to be wrapped in foil.


Thou warm'st my heart like kapop in the oven
And in the heat, the glorious loaf doth rise
O, kapop loaf! Thou know'st I need thy lovin'...
Your tasty oily goodness is the prize!

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:40 pm 
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this makes me so happy.
more! more!

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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:59 pm 
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Thou warm'st my heart like kapop in the oven

Best. line. ever.


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 Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:27 pm 
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Guys! Save some for my valentine's day cards!

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