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pandacookie
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Post subject: Sonnet 18 1/2  Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:33 pm |
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| Just Loathin' Around! |
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Shall I compare thee to a kapop loaf?
Thou art more crusty and more full of oil:
Rough hands do knead the rising dough for toast,
And leftovers have to be wrapped in foil.
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Damn straight I am not ok with potential baby poop on Tutankhamun or Dani Marti's exhibitions. ---M. Bang
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acr
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:07 pm |
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| No-pants hermit 4 lyfe |
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*refined applause with opera-gloved hands*
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Meggs
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:10 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:11 pm |
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| No-pants hermit 4 lyfe |
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out with the rhyming couplet!
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"I dont need someone to slather my butthole, I just need them to bring me tasty foods." - Adam Crisis
"I'm ok with people forcing tables in me." - lavawitch
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booberthefraggle
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:03 am |
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| Dying from Nooch Lung |
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perditax
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:44 am |
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My god! That was beautiful!
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:56 am |
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This is going in my grandmother's birthday card.
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pandacookie
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:36 am |
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I should have called this thread Sonnet 18.5. That would have added the hipness that all the kids are after these days.
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Damn straight I am not ok with potential baby poop on Tutankhamun or Dani Marti's exhibitions. ---M. Bang
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:38 am |
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pandacookie wrote: Rough hands do knead the rising dough for toast This line in particular touched me. I am weeping quietly at my computer.
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:04 am |
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No, I can't have sex with you panda... we barely know each oth- why am I taking my clothes off? Hello? I don't mean to - why am I vigorously humping you?! What's going on? What did you put in that poem?! What are you doing to me...
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pandacookie
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:53 am |
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I had no idea so many people liked being compared to toast. Perhaps greeting cards are in my future.
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Damn straight I am not ok with potential baby poop on Tutankhamun or Dani Marti's exhibitions. ---M. Bang
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Dane
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:57 am |
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Words can't describe what I'm feeling right now...
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:01 pm |
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pandacookie wrote: Shall I compare thee to a kapop loaf?
Thou art more crusty and more full of oil:
Rough hands do knead the rising dough for toast,
And leftovers have to be wrapped in foil. Thou warm'st my heart like kapop in the oven And in the heat, the glorious loaf doth rise O, kapop loaf! Thou know'st I need thy lovin'... Your tasty oily goodness is the prize!
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pandacookie
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:02 pm |
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excellent!
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Damn straight I am not ok with potential baby poop on Tutankhamun or Dani Marti's exhibitions. ---M. Bang
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lutin
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:40 pm |
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Dane
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:59 pm |
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choirqueer wrote: Thou warm'st my heart like kapop in the oven Best. line. ever.
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joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: Sonnet 18 1/2 Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:27 pm |
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