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 Post subject: Help me name my fermenting workshop business!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:21 pm 
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Hey PPK! Everyone here is really good at puns and naming things. I run fermenting and occasionally cooking workshops as a side project, and I'd like to find a name for my business. I do vegetable ferments, non-alcoholic fermented beverages, and fermented condiments and spreads. Can you help?
Terrible puns are highly encouraged. Go!

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 Post subject: Re: Help me name my fermenting workshop business!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:02 am 
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Sounds exciting and delicious!

Off the top of my head - Culture Club ;)

But I am sure that there will be many, better entries!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:34 pm 
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hrm... i am not overly creative, but i just thought of: Fizznatics


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I love The Fizz Force!

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The Fizz Factor.

Fizz Factory.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me name my fermenting workshop business!
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Culture Club sounds like a winner to me! I would definitely join that.

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 Post subject: Re: Help me name my fermenting workshop business!
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These are such good suggestions! Keep em coming!

Unfortunately I think Culture Club has already been taken by a few different people - it's such a good one!

I was saying to a friend yesterday that it's a shame I'm not a girl, cos Bacterial Girl would be so good (complete with theme song: "we are living in a bacterial world/and I am a bacterial girl").

Other suggestions have been:
Ferm Foundation
Bacterial Future
Brine after Brine
Sauerpuss
Yeasteryear

I don't think I've quite found the right one yet though.....

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:40 pm 
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You just said it: Bacterial World!

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 Post subject: Re: Help me name my fermenting workshop business!
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How about Anaerobics?

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Mars wrote:
Pickled Pink!


Pinkled Tink!

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