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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:32 pm 
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I am simultaneously delighted and appalled.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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I want this on my wall.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:33 pm 
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I love celery, I eat it for lunch with hummus 2-3 times a week.... This picture has made me very confused about who I am now....

Well you're not sticking it up your butt, right? I'd say you're fine.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:43 pm 
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maybe you're celerysexual? like wafflesexual but...healthier...?

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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starrynight87 wrote:
SpiceMiner wrote:
I love celery, I eat it for lunch with hummus 2-3 times a week.... This picture has made me very confused about who I am now....

Well you're not sticking it up your butt, right? I'd say you're fine.


and if we are....

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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That... that just sucked the smile right off my face and replaced it with something sad.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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That... that just sucked the smile right off my face and replaced it with something sad.

Funny, it did the opposite for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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Fizzgig wrote:
I feel weird about how much celery I ate last night, now...uhhh

You ate so much celery... You just shoved it all in. Take that celery, Take it!

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:05 pm 
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If this is what some of us are doing with celery, I'm downright afraid to know what you're doing with kale.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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starrynight87 wrote:
If this is what some of us are doing with celery, I'm downright afraid to know what you're doing with kale.


Kale? Ugh. We're not PERVERTS.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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I've never liked celery, except in mirepox. Now how will I ever make mirepox again?! Thanks for ruining a perfectly good flavor base!

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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I really dislike raw celery sticks. Actually, I prefer celeriac over celery for cooked food, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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What an unusual butt. That is my first time ever seeing a horizontal asscrack. By the way, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thank you internet!

Edit: Where is his penis?

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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AutumnLeaves wrote:
What an unusual butt. That is my first time ever seeing a horizontal asscrack. By the way, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thank you internet!

Edit: Where is his penis?

I'm glad people are focused on the real issue here.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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I just noticed that the celery has a moustache. Why does the celery have a moustache? This image is getting weirder and weirder.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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solipsistnation wrote:
starrynight87 wrote:
If this is what some of us are doing with celery, I'm downright afraid to know what you're doing with kale.


Kale? Ugh. We're not PERVERTS.


I might be.

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