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 Post subject: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:22 pm 
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It makes a lot of sense. Here is some great info.
http://www.breatharian.com/breatharians.html

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:28 pm 
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Yep. It all checks out.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:33 pm 
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It really answered all my questions.

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Question: Why do you ask us to drink only diet coke and not any other kinds of liquids, especially fruits and vegetable juices and water? This makes no sense to me.

Wiley: I’m glad you are asking this specific question at the time, because just as I sat down to write the answer to your question, a scientific study of the effect of diet coke, regular coke and other sugar drinks have on the teeth was brought to my attention. Did I hear someone say they don’t believe it "DIVINE TIMING".

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:45 pm 
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If I thought this was real at first does that make me stupid? I was really interested in taking the 1 billion dollar workshop on December 21st 2012.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:51 pm 
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DO YOU KNOW THE BASE FREQUENCY OF THE DOUBLE-QUARTER-POUNDER WITH CHEESE MEAL FROM MCDONALD AND DIET COKE?

DO YOU KNOW THE BASE FREQUENCY OF THE 5 MAGIC WORDS I GAVE YOU?

DO YOU KNOW THE BASE FREQUENCY OF ANY WORDS AND THOUGHTS AND FOODS?

fork, you guys. I don't know any of that.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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The secret in the diet coke is the "LIQUID LIGHT" Duh!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:07 pm 
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So like, this WAS a real thing... until they caught the founder (who claimed to never eat) eating at McDonald's.

http://kottke.org/09/06/breatharians

Personally, I'd rather be an Oxygenarian:

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Oxygenarian

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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is this compatible with the candy diet?

side note: kol is full of great ideas that can easily be applied to everyday life. obviously.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:15 pm 
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I can't tell you! I don't know the base frequencies of any candies!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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I'm glad someone got it and made it fake. I totally remember when it was a "real" thing, back like in 2000. When my friends would make fun of me for being vegan, IK'd threaten to become breatharian.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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The New Yorker has a really creepy short story this issue called "Breatharians" by Callan Wink that involves killing cats.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/b ... ink-1.html

Did you know breathairians are inediates?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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lycophyte wrote:
I'm glad someone got it and made it fake. I totally remember when it was a "real" thing, back like in 2000. When my friends would make fun of me for being vegan, IK'd threaten to become breatharian.


yes, I remember reading online about breatharians about 10 years ago. There was a female breatharian who received a lot of criticism because her ideas promoted eating disorders amongst some of her followers. I wish I could remember her name.

ETA: found it! She goes by the name Jasmuheen.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 37972.html

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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ill admit i only skimmed a little bit of it cause im at work. but can someone explain exactly what this is?
im lost.
i feel like they are using a lot of words that dont mean much.

is it a joke?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:05 am 
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I'm a breatharian. Because I inhale my food, I eat so fast! Ho ho ho.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
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A had a roommate to wanted to be a breatherian for real. We always had his mini rejuvelac factory*shudders* grossing up the kitchen.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm thinking about becoming a Breatharian.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:13 pm 
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I "know" some breatharians from the internet. From what I gathered, whether they eat and drink or not is irrelevant, the important part is that they get their real nutrition from the Sun.


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