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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:35 pm 
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Quote of the day "Sory I can't spel well enuf to make you come."

ahahahaha!

I wonder what's up with me. I do get messaged by dudes pretty regularly, but I don't seem to get the awfulness that most of you have been posting about. Usually they seem serious and actually try to impress me. The worst I've gotten was a reference to RealLove.


I had this other guy who deliberately tried to antagonise me - He sent me a message saying that he thought I was attractive but he's heard that attractive girls usually use their looks to mask the fact that they have no personality and what did I think of that?
And then he asked me (because I have pet rats) if I was clean person, because rats smell and that's disgusting.
I told him that he was being a total jerk and he was like, oh I think you're just about cool enough for me to talk to you now.
I wish I still had that thread for posting, but I deleted it because it made me so irritated at the time.

That is so bizarre! I suppose I wouldn't have replied to him in the first place, missing the rest of the awesome awfulness.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:15 pm 
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You all sound like you've had better luck with OKC than me.. I just get ignored. I signed up about a month ago after reading the other thread about it, and haven't even had one person message me.


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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:28 am 
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"You are cute. I am a 38 year old dominant male looking for younger submissive fems, so if the idea of being tied up and forked senseless and having your face covered in custard turns you on get back to me"

Awesome. Another day on OKCupid in the life of me.


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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:41 am 
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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:19 am 
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I had this other guy who deliberately tried to antagonise me - He sent me a message saying that he thought I was attractive but he's heard that attractive girls usually use their looks to mask the fact that they have no personality and what did I think of that?
And then he asked me (because I have pet rats) if I was clean person, because rats smell and that's disgusting.
I told him that he was being a total jerk and he was like, oh I think you're just about cool enough for me to talk to you now.
I wish I still had that thread for posting, but I deleted it because it made me so irritated at the time.

Wow. Impressive! I don't get a whole lot of straight-up jerks, thankfully. Just one or two that I can recall.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:34 am 
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I used to be on OKCupid a few years back, but I deleted it after I got attacked by a homophobic man who seemed to indicate that he knew me in person and would rape me to get me straight. I'm a sensitive little girl, I didn't want to be online anymore after that.

There really aren't many online dating opportunities for Dutch lesbians who don't ever want to do long distance again anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:41 am 
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still happily married to the guy i met on veggiedate.com 6.5 years ago. <3
(he's downstairs right now making something out of wood for our 5th anniversary. hehe. and here, i thought he was talking about hairsticks when he all of a sudden proclaimed I KNOW WHAT TO GIVE YOU FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY!! it is most definitely not hairsticks. i might be able to fit 2x4s in my hair, but i doubt it'd stay up for very long.)


OH!!! p.s. before he was on veggiedate, he was on the onion personals. so that might be another valid alternative for looking for silly individuals.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:19 am 
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I am getting tons of "winks" and emails on the dating site I joined. I can't read the emails because I don't want to pay the fee...so, I guess it doesn't matter.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:40 pm 
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Who wants to date me? (Strictly online.)

how r u 2day qt? want 2 go out smetime on 'n internetz date?

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:39 pm 
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I'm meeting a cute vegetarian for drinks tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:44 pm 
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My date last night with the very promising guy went as well as it possibly could have. He's cute, smart, smells nice, we basically have the same sense of humor, and he is a hell of a good cuddler. We're hanging out again tomorrow!


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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:51 pm 
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Yay! I love hearing about good first dates, because I have so few of them and sometimes I start to think that they're a completely fictional construct.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:37 pm 
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amandabear wrote:
I'm meeting a cute vegetarian for drinks tomorrow. Fingers crossed.


Hooray!


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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:00 pm 
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I got a message on OKC from someone looking for a sex slave plus a buncha married men looking for a little somethin' on the side.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
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I got an automated "so-and-so wants to meet you!" message on PoF today, from someone with the handle Ridem69. I knew even before I checked his profile that we were not compatible. Because if he's talking about women, talking about riding me or 69ing me is not appealing as a first impression. And if he's talking about a horse, adding 69 is not appealing either...

And then I checked his profile, and the line under his profile name says, "Must like cars and animals." Well animals, yes. But my profile really doesn't indicate that I like cars in any way. Keep ridin', Mr. Ridem69!

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:31 pm 
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amandabear wrote:
I'm meeting a cute vegetarian for drinks tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

Good luck! I will keep my fingers crossed for you.

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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
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amandabear wrote:
I'm meeting a cute vegetarian for drinks tomorrow. Fingers crossed.


Ooh, have fun! I hope it goes really well.


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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:31 am 
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I'm meeting a cute vegetarian for drinks tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

Hooray!

Your new avatar is an animal stack. I APPROVE.

Thanks for the well wishes, guys! I will do my best to charm his pants off. Probably not literally. It will be broad daylight after all.

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amandabear wrote:
suzukibeane wrote:
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I'm meeting a cute vegetarian for drinks tomorrow. Fingers crossed.

Hooray!

Your new avatar is an animal stack. I APPROVE.

Thanks for the well wishes, guys! I will do my best to charm his pants off. Probably not literally. It will be broad daylight after all.



I know, I love it. But I keep getting confused when I see it. I'm like, "Wait, I thought that was what I said! Ohhhh, that is me." I'm dumb.


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 Post subject: Re: online dating (how r u 2day qt?)
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Who wants to date me? (Strictly online.)

how r u 2day qt? want 2 go out smetime on 'n internetz date?


Hi bb, CU 2nite @8 on Chatroulette?


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I used to be on OKCupid a few years back, but I deleted it after I got attacked by a homophobic man who seemed to indicate that he knew me in person and would rape me to get me straight. I'm a sensitive little girl, I didn't want to be online anymore after that.

There really aren't many online dating opportunities for Dutch lesbians who don't ever want to do long distance again anyway.


That's horrible. I'm so sorry.


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Bun wrote:
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Hi bb, CU 2nite @8 on Chatroulette?


u know it, 4 sure. where smth1ng sxy 4 me plz

Dr H...thats awful! I'm so sorry :(

Guy I've been on 2 dates with is coming over in about 2 hours...eek! I need to put the pie in the oven and do the dishes! sqee!

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Had my date. It was... okay. He's super cute and nerdy, pretty much exactly my type. I had a good time, but I don't know if we'll hang out again. There was no hug or anything and it ended super awkwardly. I hate daytime first dates.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:26 pm 
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day time first dates are awkward...for some reason ending them is just always weird. I'm sorry it wasn't fabulous...what did you two do?

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day time first dates are awkward...for some reason ending them is just always weird.

We got lunch and then he came to the comic store with me. It was a good time but it just ended so abruptly. That's the problem with day time dates. You're out someplace in broad daylight, it's super awkward to do anything but just be like... okay, bye.

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