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JonnyWoop
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:24 am |
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fisticuffs wrote: 2 is the lie?
1. A porn director/producer once told me to smile more. 2. Backstage, someone from a band offered me their naked asparagus... and an empty bottle of wine. 3. My naked boobs were caught on camera during a meet-up and the pic was posted on that messageboard. Nope, #2 is true. She had a deal with Knopf and everything. But when my sister was born she became too busy to finish it and she had to give all her research and work up to another biographer. Is #3 the lie for you?
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Mars
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:40 pm |
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This thread is making me realize I'm OCD.
_________________ i would schmear marmite on a moist scrotum for Mars. - interrobang?! "Not everything." ~ mumbles (1973-2013) - mumbles
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lepelaar
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:18 pm |
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This thread is making me realize that I'm easily confused.
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:06 pm |
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fisticuffs wrote: 1. A porn director/producer once told me to smile more. 2. Backstage, someone from a band offered me their naked asparagus... and an empty bottle of wine. 3. My naked boobs were caught on camera during a meet-up and the pic was posted on that messageboard. I love fisticuffs so much. SO MUCH. I am going with #1 is a lie, and the porn director told you to smile less.
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:37 pm |
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Mars wrote: This thread is making me realize I'm OCD. lepelaar wrote: This thread is making me realize that I'm easily confused. Actually, I think this thread is just a big confusing mess because no one is following the rules.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:41 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: Mars wrote: This thread is making me realize I'm OCD. lepelaar wrote: This thread is making me realize that I'm easily confused. Actually, I think this thread is just a big confusing mess because no one is following the rules. There are rules?
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:45 pm |
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JonnyWoop wrote: The first person to identify the lie gets to list the next three "facts." But instead of waiting their turn everyone is just jumping in and posting their two truths and a lie and it's really hard to follow.
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fisticuffs
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:44 am |
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Tofulish wrote: I love fisticuffs so much. SO MUCH.
I am going with #1 is a lie, and the porn director told you to smile less.
Haha! Jonny was correct, #3 is the lie. But it did happen to someone else and I was there!
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:00 am |
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Ok, now I feel like I killed the thread. Everyone was having fun before, so please don't mind me!
_________________ "Try to make a spaghetti. That is the best dessert for me. It does not require oven or freezer." -best spam ever
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:07 am |
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Ok, to keep things going...
1. I am related to the actor who plays Dexter. 2. A search and rescue team found me and gave me hot cocoa. 3. A republican candidate for the U.S. Senate caressed my baby's head.
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lutin
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:12 am |
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3. (Assuming you're like most of the rest of the PPK, why would you let your baby near a Republican candidate?)
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linanil
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:17 am |
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:24 am |
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lutin wrote: 3. (Assuming you're like most of the rest of the PPK, why would you let your baby near a Republican candidate?) Unfortunately true! It was a setup!
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:25 am |
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| Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye |
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linanil wrote: I"m going with #2 Again, unfortunately I got lost on a mountain and search and rescue had to find me. It was crazy cold and they brought hot cocoa with them!
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:28 am |
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Either linanil or lutin or someone else should go next!
All that is left is that #1 is the lie... I did meet the actor who played Dexter because he was part of my family, but he isn't any more. This was also pre-Dexter.
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:05 pm |
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Your beautiful bebecito is probably a stock photo in Grover Norquist's library now... You're going to have to keep pictures of Carlos standing in line for voting in Az (I am still so impressed you did that!).
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:06 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: JonnyWoop wrote: The first person to identify the lie gets to list the next three "facts." But instead of waiting their turn everyone is just jumping in and posting their two truths and a lie and it's really hard to follow. Okay, whose turn is it now, that no one guessed Kimba's?
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:41 pm |
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Tofulish wrote: Your beautiful bebecito is probably a stock photo in Grover Norquist's library now... You're going to have to keep pictures of Carlos standing in line for voting in Az (I am still so impressed you did that!). Haha. I don't think anyone got a picture of it. It was at a party at a friend's house. He (our frined) is a big republican, apparently! I voted in NM (though I used to be an AZ voter). She (the candidate) lost, btw. I will go again since nobody guessed it... 1. I see people's private parts as part of my job. 2. I pulled out over 50 teeth in one day. 3. I have seen a barrel full of human brains.
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linanil
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:42 pm |
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I'll go with #1. Based on your line of work, if you see private parts, I'm scared.
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:46 pm |
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linanil wrote: I'll go with #1. Based on your line of work, if you see private parts, I'm scared. I do see private parts! Part of my job involves going to the OR where people are placed under general anesthesia - they often have to get catheters placed. It is an uncomfortable part of my job. At least I don't have to do it - the nurse does it - but it weirds me out because I am used to the other end. I look away.
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kimba
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:48 pm |
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Also, I should add, that I have seen them in the clinic I work in as well - twice! One patient wiggled out of his pants/underwear and another had an erection out of his adult diaper. I work with children and adults with developmental disabilities - I just told him to adjust his pants because I don't think he realized he was out.
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linanil
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:49 pm |
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kimba wrote: linanil wrote: I'll go with #1. Based on your line of work, if you see private parts, I'm scared. I do see private parts! Part of my job involves going to the OR where people are placed under general anesthesia - they often have to get catheters placed. It is an uncomfortable part of my job. At least I don't have to do it - the nurse does it - but it weirds me out because I am used to the other end. I look away. Ahh interesting. I've only had N2O done as general anesthesia before.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:54 pm |
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kimba wrote: Tofulish wrote: Your beautiful bebecito is probably a stock photo in Grover Norquist's library now... You're going to have to keep pictures of Carlos standing in line for voting in Az (I am still so impressed you did that!). Haha. I don't think anyone got a picture of it. It was at a party at a friend's house. He (our frined) is a big republican, apparently! I voted in NM (though I used to be an AZ voter). She (the candidate) lost, btw. I will go again since nobody guessed it... 1. I see people's private parts as part of my job. 2. I pulled out over 50 teeth in one day. 3. I have seen a barrel full of human brains. I'm going with 3.
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poopiebitch
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:58 pm |
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And I'm going to guess #2!
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paprikapapaya
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Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:08 pm |
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I don't understand when to jump in with my 3!
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