Two truths and a lie

SpiceMiner · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:15 am

Tofulish #1
Monkeytoes #1
Mars #1

Im seeing a theme...

Mars · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:15 am

SpiceMiner wrote:

Mars #1

Nope, that be truth!

Lie is that I'm really terrible at Vogue-ing! It's very sad.

SpiceMiner · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:02 am

I decided to do a Morrissey themed one since I drove past a GIGANTIC billboard on the way to work saying that he was coming to town.

1. I once turned down a job touring with Morrissey in Europe.
2. I once dove off stage at a Morrissey concert to get involved in a knife fight.
3. I’m a huge Morrissey fan.

Tofulish · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:04 am

I'm intrigued by your Morrisseyness. And I wish Melisser were here bc she is a passionate fan.

I'm saying #3 is a lie. Sounds like you worked for M's tour though, which would be so cool.

JonnyWoop · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:07 am

Mars wrote:

SpiceMiner wrote:

Mars #1

Nope, that be truth!

Lie is that I'm really terrible at Vogue-ing! It's very sad.

What is vogue-ing?

JonnyWoop · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:08 am

JonnyWoop wrote:

Mars wrote:

SpiceMiner wrote:

Mars #1

Nope, that be truth!

Lie is that I'm really terrible at Vogue-ing! It's very sad.

What is vogue-ing?

Never mind. I googled it.

SpiceMiner · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:52 am

Tofulish wrote:

I'm intrigued by your Morrisseyness. And I wish Melisser were here bc she is a passionate fan.

I'm saying #3 is a lie. Sounds like you worked for M's tour though, which would be so cool.

You are correct :) I’m not a huge fan, in fact I had never even heard of him before I worked his shows. None of us had, so we referred to him as "the dude who did the theme for Charmed".

I explained the 2 truths, but it was long so I put it in a spoiler for those who don't want to read it lol.

Spoiler: show

Tofulish · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:04 am

Okay, that is so cool! Thanks for sharing your awesome story!

I'll try not to muff this one.
1. I have sat in Buddha's lap
2. I have slept in a Mayan temple and watched the light come up over the jungle
3. I have broken into a convent.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:53 am

Tofulish wrote:

Okay, that is so cool! Thanks for sharing your awesome story!

I'll try not to muff this one.
1. I have sat in Buddha's lap
2. I have slept in a Mayan temple and watched the light come up over the jungle
3. I have broken into a convent.

First I need to know how you're defining Buddha. Who or what counts as Buddha? I mean, I once got my face licked by Buddha...then we took him for a walk and picked his poop up in a baggie...

monkeytoes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:54 am

SpiceMiner wrote:

Monkeytoes #1

You are correct. I have been escorted around the White House by the Secret Service because that's who conducts the tours. And one of the friends I was with got nauseous and they were worried that he would barf all over some tapestry that was a gift from France 200 years ago, so the Secret Service did escort him outside for some fresh air.

choirqueer wrote:

monkeytoes wrote:

Tofulish wrote:

Mtoes, I suck at this and yours is awesome.. I say 2 is a lie.

Nope, 2 is true. OK, so he only called me that twice, but on separate occasions so it totally counts.

So who was it? You have to tell us!

My sister and I used to go to a lot of Everclear shows and we'd talk to Art Alexakis before or after shows, pissing off all the 15 year old girls who would line up for autographs because we'd just be chatting about mundane stuff like where his sister lives in relation to the high school that we both went to (8 years apart, I graduated, not sure if he did!)

Tofulish · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:04 pm

Buddha means a statue of Buddha. I don't cheat either CQ!

Mars · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:01 pm

I'll guess that Tofulish's #... 2 is a lie. (Sorta hoping 3 is a truth!)

Gulliver · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:35 pm

Tofulish's number 2... hmm... a lie.

My turn!
1: My family tree, as written, eventually contains nordic gods and giants.
2: I accidentally acquired a blunderbuss (it was locked inside a chest/box we deliberately acquired).
3: I once cheated my way into the Vatican.

lavawitch · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:26 pm

1 Boy George once gave me a Guinness and his Chanel scarf after a concert.
2 Green is my least favorite color. I really don't like it at all.
3 I've read Anna Karenina in Russian.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:48 pm

lavawitch wrote:

1 Boy George once gave me a Guinness and his Chanel scarf after a concert.
2 Green is my least favorite color. I really don't like it at all.
3 I've read Anna Karenina in Russian.

#2!

monkeytoes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:53 pm

Yeah, I don't believe your #2, lw.

1) I have run a presumptive test for blood on a piece of evidence from a murder case, and it was positive.
2) I have summited two of Colorado's fourteeners.
3) I once gave my phone number to one of the Motor City Bad Boys but he lost it.

lavawitch · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:59 pm

Number 2 is true. My car is green and I hate it. I wanted a pineapple conure. But got stuck with Molly instead because she picked me.

I think your #3 is a lie, mtoes.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:01 pm

lavawitch wrote:

Number 2 is true. My car is green and I hate it. I wanted a pineapple conure. But got stuck with Molly instead because she picked me.

I think your #3 is a lie, mtoes.

But isn't Molly green??

monkeytoes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:02 pm

lavawitch wrote:

Number 2 is true. My car is green and I hate it. I wanted a pineapple conure. But got stuck with Molly instead because she picked me.

Tricky! I thought Molly was a dead giveaway. I'm pretty sure at least part of the Boy George one is true, so I'm going with #3.

Gulliver's is hard. Even though gods and giants aren't real, I somehow believe #1. Going with #3 as my guess.

monkeytoes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:03 pm

Oh, and my #3 is totally true. Met him in a swanky wine bar, he liked my butt and we talked about Raiders football.

lavawitch · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:06 pm

Yes, Molly is green; I manage to love her anyway. But I tend to think of her as just "Molly" and not "argh! Green" so it works out well. I do not wear green for St. Patrick's day.

All of #1 is true!

#3 is the lie. Best I've managed in Russian is an issue of Cosmo.

lavawitch · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:08 pm

Ok, so number 1 isn't true, mtoes.

(I threaten to dye Molly purple on a weekly basis. It would be really easy: I'd just have to leave a tempting bowl of icy grape Kool-Aid somewhere and wait for her to take a bath)

monkeytoes · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:28 pm

Number 1 is also true. The case was closed at the time, but it was a real piece of evidence from a real murder case with real blood on it (not the victim's, as it happens.) However, I have never come anywhere close to climbing a mountain!

lavawitch · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:31 pm

You better get busy then, mtoes!

I've climbed mountains! Yes, believe it or not, I have photographic proof of me hanging onto the crosses at the top of most of the Bavarian Alps. I've also climbed Mt. Charleston in Nevada.

I've never gone bungee jumping.

Tofulish · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:15 pm

I have slept in a Mayan temple (Tikal- bribed the guards to let us sleep in the park after dark) and broken into a convent (ruins in Anguila). But I haven't ever sat on a Buddha bc that is considered very disrespectful. You're not even supposed to take pictures near them that show their actual size, according to what we heard in Sri Lanka. So #1 is a lie :)

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