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I've touched Sarahbean's towel.

Never have I been partially or fully naked in public (as an adult).

I've touched Sarahbean's towel too! Same time as linanil, actually - the day it was lovingly brought back to the campsite, fresh from the store from whence it was purchased.

But I have never been fully or partially nude in public, so someone else will have to chime in.

I have!

Never have I ever legally driven a car

I drive (legally) all the time.

I've never gotten a professional massage.

Me neither!

I feel like I need to explain the illegal driving! My never have I ever was going to be I have never driven a car but then I remembered the time I reversed an ex's car into a tree in the B&Q car park at 3am when I was 17. I used to be an idiot!

It may have been illegal, but I'm not sure you could call that driving...

It's the closest I've ever gotten! I'm 30 next year & I still don't have my provisional license!

I drove with a temporary license for 4 years. I didn't have my own car but my mom hates driving so I drove her and I just kept getting my temporary license renewed. (They are meant to be 6 month things or less here)

I get professional massages. Just not as often as I'd like. They are lovely.

I have never snowboarded.

I snowboarded once. It was a disaster. I clung to the poor guide for dear life.

I've never watched Dr. Who.

I have watched a LOT of the original Doctor Who and all of the reboot.

I have never watched A Christmas Story.

I've seen A Christmas Story once years ago. But while we're on movies, I've never made it all the way through The Sound of Music before falling asleep.

I love the sound of music and I've seen it a million times.

Never have I ever written a book.

I love this idea for a thread. I've never written a book either, (but I just submitted a resume to do that.)

I've written at least a dozen books (I'm just finishing up this year's NaNoWriMo too!) But alas, I don't think they'll ever see the light of day. I've had some agents interested and read full transcripts, but all rejects so far.

I have never ever been on a rollercoaster.

I have been on a rollercoaster and I've never been too jazzed about it!

Never have I ever left the western hemisphere. (sorry if this is lame, I could only think of dirty, pervy things at first.)

I have lived in several places outside the Western hemisphere!

I have never gone skinny dipping.

I've been skinny dipping many times.

I've never been to Mardis Gras.

I've gone skinny-dipping.

Never have I ever given birth.

I haven't been to Mardi Gras in NOLA, but I have been to Mardi Gras. And I have given birth (it was awesome).

Never have I been to a Slutwalk.

I don't even know what this is. Is that like a zombie walk, but you dress slutty?

Oh, I thought it'd be easy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SlutWalk) or I would have said "Never have I taken money for sex (except cab fare :) )" Or "Never have I fallen in love at the Jersey Shore...."

Never given birth, been to slut walk, or been to Mardi Gras.

Oh sheesh, now I feel extra losery since I'm from the Toronto area. I remember when this started. Oi.

Apparently I killed the thread. D'OH!

Never have I ever played a drinking game.