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 Post subject: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:54 pm 
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I am on the campaign trail to get nominated for the 2013 VeggIFied Awards. I hope to compete in the best panda category and would thus like to buy a few of your votes. What would you like in exchange for a guaran-damn-teed vote so I can get me a shiny trophy next year? Perhaps a haiku just for you? Perhaps about your cat named fuzzheadface? Name your price and don't forget to vote early and often.

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 Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda
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Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy.


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 Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda
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golden delicious wrote:
Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy.

I shall appoint you my Secretary of Excellence.

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My vote is guaran-damn-teed if you throw down a rap verse in your glorious acceptance speech.

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My vote is guaran-damn-teed if you throw down a rap verse in your glorious acceptance speech.

Winnin'
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 Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda
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Yes, I would vote for a panda with a cookie.

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pandacookie wrote:
golden delicious wrote:
Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy.

I shall appoint you my Secretary of Excellence.

I would also like an appointment of some kind, and a limerick. Yes, I am demanding, but I can vote like you wouldn't believe!

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You will have to sway my vote with an assortment of ballz

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 Post subject: Re: 2013 Campaign for Best Panda
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paprikapapaya wrote:
You will have to sway my vote with an assortment of ballz

Perhaps an entire ballz zine dedicated just for you?

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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
pandacookie wrote:
golden delicious wrote:
Panda, I'm not sure what you're going on about, but "fuzzheadface" is just about the best thing ever. You have my vote for shiniest trophy.

I shall appoint you my Secretary of Excellence.

I would also like an appointment of some kind, and a limerick. Yes, I am demanding, but I can vote like you wouldn't believe!

I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus.

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Satsuma LaRoux and I are on board, but Venger remains a floating voter for now. As is his way.

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I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus.

Votin' like you would not believe: lightening fast, a multitude of much lots, and with panache or penuche, whichever you prefer.
Rhymes with oligosporus: I'm not porous, sing the chorus, is that for us?, poor Dolores, I jig for Horace

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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
pandacookie wrote:
I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus.

Votin' like you would not believe: lightening fast, a multitude of much lots, and with panache or penuche, whichever you prefer.
Rhymes with oligosporus: I'm not porous, sing the chorus, is that for us?, poor Dolores, I jig for Horace


Is it pronounced "oligo-SPORE-us"? I've been saying "oli-GOSS-porus" all this time!

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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
pandacookie wrote:
I would like to know more about this votin' like I would not believe.
Must find rhyme for oligosporus.

Votin' like you would not believe: lightening fast, a multitude of much lots, and with panache or penuche, whichever you prefer.
Rhymes with oligosporus: I'm not porous, sing the chorus, is that for us?, poor Dolores, I jig for Horace

I think a poll should me made to choose our preferred rhyme. We do want this to be a democracy right?!

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