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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:48 pm 
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Vegan Jesus made hummus out of your sins!


Yay, and verily he said unto them, "Eat this nooch for it tastes kind of like cheese, and drink this kombucha for it is awesome. And don't be a vegan hating douche because no one likes an asshat."


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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:54 pm 
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DancesWithTofu wrote:
Sometimes they charge us, sometimes they don't for soy! Yay!



I've got to find a magical Starbucks where they don't charge![/quote]

There's a rogue barista at the one I go to who doesn't think it's right to charge for soy.


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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:57 pm 
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It's so frustrating when shitake like this happens. You gave a great response! Does anyone have a good response for when someone KNOWS your vegan and says something like, "well YOU'RE not this way but all other vegans are SO PUSHY"?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:03 pm 
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veggiepalooza wrote:
It's so frustrating when shitake like this happens. You gave a great response! Does anyone have a good response for when someone KNOWS your vegan and says something like, "well YOU'RE not this way but all other vegans are SO PUSHY"?



Typically, I'll try to compare it to something else ex: "Well, a select group of Christians are pretty pushy about their beliefs... but not ALL Christians act that way... So, would you be saying this to a Christian based on the behavior of a select few??"


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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:03 pm 
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karichelle wrote:
DancesWithTofu wrote:
Sometimes they charge us, sometimes they don't for soy! Yay!



I've got to find a magical Starbucks where they don't charge!


There's a rogue barista at the one I go to who doesn't think it's right to charge for soy.[/quote]


Three cheers for that barista!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:58 pm 
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When I worked at Starbucks, I would frequently "forget" to charge people for soy, especially when a customer would ask me which menu items were vegan. Solidarity!


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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
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annak wrote:
Vegan Jesus made hummus out of your sins!


Maybe Vegan Jesus is the son of the FSM, the deemer of all human and animal kind?

But, the deity that turns sin to hummus would be one that brings me out of atheism.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:50 pm 
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When I worked at Starbucks, I would frequently "forget" to charge people for soy, especially when a customer would ask me which menu items were vegan. Solidarity!

I want you to be my barista. <3

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annak wrote:
Vegan Jesus made hummus out of your sins!


Could he make some pita bread out of my sins, too?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:22 pm 
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Classy! I would have poured hot coffee on her!

I thought about it.. Then I could have said, "AND they scald people with soy lattes, bisque!" But, then I looked at my receipt and realized it was a $5 latte so that was NOT happening, shiitake is expensive now that I have to pay for soy and syrups!

shiitake was expensive even when we didn't have to pay for soy and syrups!


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:35 pm 
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The new charges save me money since lattes are now work days only. They get an extra 1.20 from me, but they are losing about $30/month in my business.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:36 pm 
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leonardo wrote:
annak wrote:
Vegan Jesus made hummus out of your sins!


Maybe Vegan Jesus is the son of the FSM, the deemer of all human and animal kind?

But, the deity that turns sin to hummus would be one that brings me out of atheism.


Didn't plan on having a sig, but how can I pass up this gem? :)

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DancesWithTofu wrote:
missmuffcake wrote:
Classy! I would have poured hot coffee on her!

I thought about it.. Then I could have said, "AND they scald people with soy lattes, bisque!" But, then I looked at my receipt and realized it was a $5 latte so that was NOT happening, shiitake is expensive now that I have to pay for soy and syrups!


OK, *that* is hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Totally Random Vegan-Hating Starbucks Encounter
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I had a similar experience recently! Although the person set herself up for it- she was talking about a big Hannukah dinner she throws every year and then started complaining about her friends who are 'vaygun' and 'such a pain in the asparagus' as a result. Then she asked "are you vegetarian?" When I said I was actually vegan that shut her up. For five seconds, then she wanted to know what I missed the most.

Because being vegan is all about inconveniencing others but secretly wishing I could eat everything because VEGANISM IS PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR EVERYBODY

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:27 pm 
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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
I had a similar experience recently! Although the person set herself up for it- she was talking about a big Hannukah dinner she throws every year and then started complaining about her friends who are 'vaygun' and 'such a pain in the asparagus' as a result. Then she asked "are you vegetarian?" When I said I was actually vegan that shut her up. For five seconds, then she wanted to know what I missed the most.

Because being vegan is all about inconveniencing others but secretly wishing I could eat everything because VEGANISM IS PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR EVERYBODY


I don't know, maybe say the the thing you miss the most is not being judged/harrassed about your eating choices? :)

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:28 pm 
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VEGANISM IS PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR EVERYBODY

Of course. Why else would anybody do it?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:31 pm 
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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
VEGANISM IS PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR EVERYBODY

Of course. Why else would anybody do it?


I want everyone to feel the pain in my dark vegan soul, and depression over lack of CHEESE. Because vegans know they can't live without cheese but deny themselves only as a form of slow suicide. The Dairy Free Depression. The epidemic of our generation.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:57 pm 
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annak wrote:
Vegan Jesus made hummus out of your sins!

*sings* Whaaaaaaaaat a friend we have in vegan-Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussss!

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DancesWithTofu wrote:

Yay, and verily he said unto them, "Eat this nooch for it tastes kind of like cheese, and drink this kombucha for it is awesome. And don't be a vegan hating douche because no one likes an asshat."

SIGGED!

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