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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:28 pm 
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My husband was convinced that we could NOT leave our toothbrushes on the bathroom counter, because poo spores. So what does he do instead? He puts them in the same drawer as the TOENAIL CLIPPERS (which he never cleans after using). Apparently invisible poo spores are worse than actual, visible toe jam residue.

We got new toothbrushes and little plastic covers for them after that.


But now you're going to have to wash the little plastic covers regularly, or the toothbrushes will be sitting in a different kind of bacteria. On the bathroom counter, your brushes would have a chance of drying out; now you've upped your chances of mold.

You're welcome.


But when you flush the toilet, anything that is exposed in the bathroom is enveloped in a cloud of poo spores...unless it has a little plastic cover.


Including your mouth.

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you can just close the toilet when you flush. i've been trying to do that ever since i learned about poo spores. but on the other hand, i've been exposed to poo spores my whole life and i'm still alive, so maybe i dont care?

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But when you flush the toilet, anything that is exposed in the bathroom is enveloped in a cloud of poo spores...unless it has a little plastic cover.


Including your mouth.


And your mouth is probably closer to the toilet than your toothbrush.

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You guys. Do public toilets have seats? I mean like the cover you close.


I've never noticed, but one would think it would be a good idea to keep them off.

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Which is worse - taking your food in the bathroom while you poop and leave the seat up while you flush OR having tuna juice poured over your dirty dishes?

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Besides, I figure poo spores aren't going to kill me.


Sure, they won't KILL you... They'll just lay their eggs in your chest until their brood of terrible poo-hatchlings is born and you become a walking, poo-controlled automaton. Pootomaton. Automapoo.

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threads like this are why i love the ppk.

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I think I am going to accept my new status as an Automapoo.

Won't you join me ppk?

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I'm never brushing my teeth again.


I'm never pooping again.

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I'm never pooing and brushing my teeth at the same time again.

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wait, did someone already mention that if you dump your tuna in the sink tuna juice will splash onto your poo-spore covered toothbrush? there should be separate bathrooms for toothbrushing and pooing

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My cat really likes tuna juice, I bet if tuna juice got on your poo-spore toothbrush, your cat would clean it for you. Sounds like a problem solved. But then would the cat become an automapoo?

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my roommate spilled tuna juice on the bathroom floor while he was eating on the toilet! should i bleach the floor or just tear up the tile? i guess i should be glad that he didn't flush, at least, because i forgot to seal my toothbrush into its antiseptic vacuum chamber this morning.

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Wait... so if my cat eats tuna juice and poos in the litter box in the bathroom, will I have to bleach my toothbrush to get rid of the tunapoo spores?

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I'm never pooing and brushing my teeth at the same time again.


But if you close your mouth around the toothbrush while pooing, both your mouth AND the brush are safe from spores. This really seems like the only way forward.

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tinglepants! wrote:
parkerk wrote:
My husband was convinced that we could NOT leave our toothbrushes on the bathroom counter, because poo spores. So what does he do instead? He puts them in the same drawer as the TOENAIL CLIPPERS (which he never cleans after using). Apparently invisible poo spores are worse than actual, visible toe jam residue.

We got new toothbrushes and little plastic covers for them after that.


But now you're going to have to wash the little plastic covers regularly, or the toothbrushes will be sitting in a different kind of bacteria. On the bathroom counter, your brushes would have a chance of drying out; now you've upped your chances of mold.

You're welcome.


I use a travel toothbrush with a cover. I don't travel that often. Once I opened my toothbrush and found it covered in roots and a sprout emerging from one tomato (or pepper) seed.


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Erinnerung wrote:
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I'm never pooing and brushing my teeth at the same time again.


But if you close your mouth around the toothbrush while pooing, both your mouth AND the brush are safe from spores. This really seems like the only way forward.


Now I'm just going to have to always be using my toothbrush when I poo.

Man, I'm gonna have AWESOME teeth!

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maybe this is why in European countries they have the toilet in a seperate room than everything else?

maybe they are much more advanced in their poo knowledge.

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tinglepants! wrote:
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My husband was convinced that we could NOT leave our toothbrushes on the bathroom counter, because poo spores. So what does he do instead? He puts them in the same drawer as the TOENAIL CLIPPERS (which he never cleans after using). Apparently invisible poo spores are worse than actual, visible toe jam residue.

We got new toothbrushes and little plastic covers for them after that.


But now you're going to have to wash the little plastic covers regularly, or the toothbrushes will be sitting in a different kind of bacteria. On the bathroom counter, your brushes would have a chance of drying out; now you've upped your chances of mold.

You're welcome.

They go in the dishwasher every week or so. And they have little holes in them to allow the toothbrush to dry out. Which theoretically could still permit entrance of the poo spores, but so far that hasn't occurred to my husband so we're all good! As I used a non-protected counter-stored toothbrush throughout my entire life and didn't die, the main problem is really just keeping his ick-o-meter from going off.

Plus I'm sure I would notice mold before using the toothbrush. I wouldn't notice invisible poo spores because, y'know, invisible.

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My husband was convinced that we could NOT leave our toothbrushes on the bathroom counter, because poo spores. So what does he do instead? He puts them in the same drawer as the TOENAIL CLIPPERS (which he never cleans after using). Apparently invisible poo spores are worse than actual, visible toe jam residue.

We got new toothbrushes and little plastic covers for them after that.


But now you're going to have to wash the little plastic covers regularly, or the toothbrushes will be sitting in a different kind of bacteria. On the bathroom counter, your brushes would have a chance of drying out; now you've upped your chances of mold.

You're welcome.


I use a travel toothbrush with a cover. I don't travel that often. Once I opened my toothbrush and found it covered in roots and a sprout emerging from one tomato (or pepper) seed.


You should've planted it to see if you'd get a whole crop full of toothbrushes.

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ETA: I was being hella dramatic but seeing as it's not the act of a roommate and in fact his guest, I don't feel comfortable bringing it up, and regardless, I left them in the kitchen so I kinda had it coming to me for not washing them straight away after.

This thread has taken on a mind of its own, so maybe I don't need to clarify that I was in a really bad mood. It's not even about the pseudo-kosher vegan thing where utensils and such are separated, it was just that there was a mess in the kitchen on top of that, not entirely of my own, and then I had an unpleasant smell to get around. I was mostly being whiney. I recognize that.

I sometimes drop my toothbrush in the sink but remember that I don't always bleach the sink out after say, rinsing the toilet cleaner wand or something, but we keep 'em locked and loaded in the cabinet for this exact reason.


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It's not even about the pseudo-kosher vegan thing where utensils and such are separated,

jeez, this reminded me of when i lived in an absolute slumhole in college and one of our roomates kept kosher and the rest of us were ignorant pricks. Or i should say she tried to keep kosher, since i think even under the most generous of considerations everything was tainted, unclean and horrible.

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As long as you are not on the phone while you are pooing and brushing your teeth, it's all good.

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Did I ever tell you guys about my roommate that would go through a whole pack of pre-cooked bacon while she was on the toilet? One time she called me in to take the empty package away because she wasn't done pooping but had run out of bacon. She was naked too! What a peach.

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my roommate spilled tuna juice on the bathroom floor while he was eating on the toilet! should i bleach the floor or just tear up the tile?


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