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Did I ever tell you guys about my roommate that would go through a whole pack of pre-cooked bacon while she was on the toilet? One time she called me in to take the empty package away because she wasn't done pooping but had run out of bacon. She was naked too! What a peach.
On account of her eating on the shitter, was this an infinite loop of pooping? Looped Pooping? Poop looping? Did she live in the bathroom? For your sake I hope she had her own bathroom.
I only ever ate toothpaste on the toilet. Nothing helps you go better than a tube of Aquafresh.
