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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:30 pm 
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ugh, i jut woke up from a nightmare. no one is up right now! comfort me, internet! i was running through my old highschool looking for my ex and i never found him but found his new girlfriend.


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ugh, i jut woke up from a nightmare. no one is up right now! comfort me, internet! i was running through my old highschool looking for my ex and i never found him but found his new girlfriend.


Aw, fupa! <3 <3 *comforts*

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:24 am 
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ugh, i jut woke up from a nightmare. no one is up right now! comfort me, internet! i was running through my old highschool looking for my ex and i never found him but found his new girlfriend.


here is some soothing camomile tea to drink while you slap the yearbook closed on her face!

she is not very nice looking, not very intelligent, not kind & likely has not ONE of Isa's books!

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:56 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:12 am 
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fupapack wrote:
ugh, i jut woke up from a nightmare. no one is up right now! comfort me, internet! i was running through my old highschool looking for my ex and i never found him but found his new girlfriend.


here is some soothing camomile tea to drink while you slap the yearbook closed on her face!

she is not very nice looking, not very intelligent, not kind & likely has not ONE of Isa's books!

haha, i'm sure if he has a girlfriend by now she's probably ok.


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:07 am 
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I have to go to Vancouver today for a stressful reason and I was REALLY feeling weird about it because I have to take my car on the ferry and drive around in the city so I asked my husband to please come knowing full well that he absolutely didn't want to for many reasons but he relented and said with a sigh that it was his "first major duty as a husband" which I found hilarious because what the hell? We've been together seven years.


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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This is awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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lycophyte wrote:
I recently realized that this previous comfort of "well at least I get the bed to myself, don't have to deal with someone else's stuff, etc" isn't useful this time. That's the sucky part about a long distance relationship I guess. There is no revelation in my independence this time. blah.


I don't know, I'm in one and while I adore him I have thought about ending before because it because its so much work, I ended up just saying we had to make a life plan so we're together next year. Like I said I love him but sometimes I'm sad that I feel like I need to hover over the computer or constantly check my phone, and maybe it would be better if I was dating locally and could actually get some cuddles. Its like being single without the perks.



Its true, and ultimately, I know that we broke up because this love was inconvenient. Neither of us had the time to do this work right now. I just wish she had left it at that and not manufactured reasons that we shouldn't be together outside of that, its made it a lot harder to look at it positively.

The thing was, when things were great, the distance and inconvenience didn't bother me, but I guess maybe that was the happy butterflies.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:33 am 
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Awesome indeed! Thanks lepelaar.


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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I love this so much.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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we've both pooped in front of each other now. well not in front of. that'd be weird. but you know what i mean. it took a while, but i'm a bit of a prude.


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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it took a while

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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we've both pooped in front of each other now. well not in front of. that'd be weird. but you know what i mean. it took a while, but i'm a bit of a prude.


I am pretty sure this will never happen with me and anyone ever. I lived with my ex and while I would pee with the door open once in a while, I would never ever poop in front of anyone.
My current boyfriend would be so uncomfortable if I just peed while he was in the room.


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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I think she means while the other person is in the house, with the knowledge that the person in the bathroom is pooping!

It took until we lived together to get there...and now we talk about our poops all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship advice, decisions, smiles or tears
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I don't know, I think she might mean pooping in the bathroom while the other is in there showering or something. My ex-husband and I have done this a couple times, and my BFF and I have both done that a couple times too.

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My partner and I crossed that boundary the first weekend we spent together. I've never had that with another person, and have always been shy about pooping around someone else, but he has crohns so he can't afford to be shy about poop related matters. Since he wasn't, I lost my shyness pretty quickly.

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I have never ever done this in front of my partner, but they've always done it in front of me. Not that I mind, but I mind if they see me doing it!

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My guy (who needs a nickname) is pretty awesome. I got the best massage last night because he could tell that my neck and shoulders were bothering me (I've been working on a computer too much).

Then we played Mario Bros 3 and Dr. Mario on my NES. For someone who is so good at the new video games where you have to look around and shoot and stuff, he's pretty bad at NES games where you just have to run across the screen and not die. Now that my NES is hooked up we can play video games together!


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My guy (who needs a nickname) is pretty awesome. I got the best massage last night because he could tell that my neck and shoulders were bothering me (I've been working on a computer too much).

Then we played Mario Bros 3 and Dr. Mario on my NES. For someone who is so good at the new video games where you have to look around and shoot and stuff, he's pretty bad at NES games where you just have to run across the screen and not die. Now that my NES is hooked up we can play video games together!

Awwww. Mr bodhi is also super good at the shooty-killy games, which I don't like that much, so we play Mario together too. (Wii-U usually) We just got a racing game to play together, but we've been too busy and tired (kids are sick!) to be able to actually play it yet.

Your guy sounds like a sweetheart. It's so thoughtful when someone notices you're sore and massages without being asked!

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Went to bed around 11 and missed his call somehow, even though my phone is turned up. The dog woke me up a bit ago and I checked my phone and he had sent me a photo of just him in the mirror around 12:30 saying 'use this'. And my anxious mind is thinking...did he mean to send that to someone else? Because why would he say 'use this' randomly to me? Kind of freaking out, and it's the middle of the night, so I can't call him or anything. Ugh. I hurt.

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I would guess it meant "use this to help you not miss me so much"?

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