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 Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered what gay men think about vaginas?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered what gay men think about vaginas?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:47 am 
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If we could all just admit that all genitals are strange, hairy, gross, smelly things. We should all feel the same shame!

Seriously.

No way. Embrace the grossness. The grosser the better. Veiny, flappy, hairy, purpley, pulsating... yeah dudes.

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 Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered what gay men think about vaginas?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:33 am 
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Mars wrote:
starrynight87 wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:

If we could all just admit that all genitals are strange, hairy, gross, smelly things. We should all feel the same shame!

Seriously.

No way. Embrace the grossness. The grosser the better. Veiny, flappy, hairy, purpley, pulsating... yeah dudes.


I'm...not even sure what kind of genitals you're describing here, but it sounds pretty good to me.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:30 am 
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Mars wrote:
No way. Embrace the grossness. The grosser the better. Veiny, flappy, hairy, purpley, pulsating... yeah dudes.


I'm...not even sure what kind of genitals you're describing here, but it sounds pretty good to me.


That's just bc you focused on the words purple and hair :)

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 Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered what gay men think about vaginas?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:37 am 
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Mars wrote:
No way. Embrace the grossness. The grosser the better. Veiny, flappy, hairy, purpley, pulsating... yeah dudes.


I'm...not even sure what kind of genitals you're describing here, but it sounds pretty good to me.


That's just bc you focused on the words purple and hair :)


Are you asking me if the carpet matches the drapes?

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 Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered what gay men think about vaginas?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:12 am 
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I wonder what Neil Gaiman thinks about vaginas.

I can't decide if i'm dying to know, or if it is going to end up with another book where there are giant talking spiders and i'm going to get nightmares again.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:08 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
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I'm...not even sure what kind of genitals you're describing here, but it sounds pretty good to me.


That's just bc you focused on the words purple and hair :)


Are you asking me if the carpet matches the drapes?


I...I don't believe I've ever thought about your...carpet before. But now I'm just assuming that you can't even see the it through all the glitter and confetti.

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torque wrote:
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I wonder what Neil Gaiman thinks about vaginas.

I can't decide if i'm dying to know, or if it is going to end up with another book where there are giant talking spiders and i'm going to get nightmares again.


How about that little secret tunnel to the Other Mother's house? That was pretty psychosexual right there. Man's got ISSUES.

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Tofulish wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
Mars wrote:
No way. Embrace the grossness. The grosser the better. Veiny, flappy, hairy, purpley, pulsating... yeah dudes.


I'm...not even sure what kind of genitals you're describing here, but it sounds pretty good to me.


That's just bc you focused on the words purple and hair :)



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 Post subject: Re: Have you ever wondered what gay men think about vaginas?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:51 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:03 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:29 am 
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