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 Post subject: Cat-icorn? Uni-cat?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:10 pm 
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Who is going to buy 12 inflatable unicorn horns for cats? The craziest of cat ladies?

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i am certain that "cats love it" is the falsest of all false advertising, and the cat in that ad agrees with me 100%.

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hahaha. cats love it!
also, ew.

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Good 'ol dildo-head.

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Maybe they figure you need 12 for when your cat destroys them in a cacti corn rage? So weird

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acr wrote:
i am certain that "cats love it" is the falsest of all false advertising, and the cat in that ad agrees with me 100%.


yeah, could they have picked a cat model that looks less like slashing a person's face off? maybe not with a unicorn like that.

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Kitty's being a dildo.

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Mars wrote:
Good 'ol dildo-head.

right?

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Sra. Nooch wrote:
Kitty's being a dildo.


And S.N. wins the thread. Brava.

Also, here are unicat's mom and dad.
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Thanks. I'll have nightmares now.

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Definitely a dil-don't.


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I kind of want to buy a bunch of these and hand them out as party favors. so many of my friends have cats. Those that don't can use them on their dogs. or partners for sexy time.


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 Post subject: Re: Cat-icorn? Uni-cat?
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My immediate thought was "I need one of these, and so do all my crazy catlady friends!"

Because we are jerks.

I really do kinda want it.

Also, I want to put it on the boy when he falls asleep. Because I care.

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OMG that cat's face! I'm dyyyyyyyyyying with laughter.

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This made me snort.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:53 am 
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I'm pretty sure my cats would murder me in my sleep if I even thought of buying that.


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 Post subject: Re: Cat-icorn? Uni-cat?
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fatcat wrote:
I'm pretty sure my cats would murder me in my sleep if I even thought of buying that.

oh, no. They would love it! Says so in the ad.


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Your cat makes a show of being regal and in control, but you could turn all that around with this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats.
That'll teach 'em!!

Now ya'll make sure to mark your calendars for early Oct 2012!

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Olives wrote:
fatcat wrote:
I'm pretty sure my cats would murder me in my sleep if I even thought of buying that.

oh, no. They would love it! Says so in the ad.

Ads never lie.

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 Post subject: Re: Cat-icorn? Uni-cat?
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Also, I want to put it on the boy when he falls asleep. Because I care.

I think this is what it was really invented for.

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Mew-nicorn.

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This thread is made of win.

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That last picture of the woman and her cat just killed me.

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