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 Post subject: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:45 am 
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Has this been posted yet? "Turn an unshaven, militant, protesting vegan into an actual girl" from Maxim magazine (November 2003). Don't open if you are feeling particularly rage-y today.

http://www.ltcconline.net/lukas/gender/political/pics/political21.jpg


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:05 am 
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Bun wrote:
Has this been posted yet? "Turn an unshaven, militant, protesting vegan into an actual girl" from Maxim magazine (November 2003). Don't open if you are feeling particularly rage-y today.

http://www.ltcconline.net/lukas/gender/political/pics/political21.jpg

haaaahahah, it's about time this vital information was brought to the masses.

actual girls are basically naked? who knew? I'll get the Camaro and wait for all you ladies to become actual girls. I will complete you

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:11 am 
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Wow, THANKS Maxim!

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:35 am 
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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:39 am 
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joshua wrote:
Bun wrote:
Has this been posted yet? "Turn an unshaven, militant, protesting vegan into an actual girl" from Maxim magazine (November 2003). Don't open if you are feeling particularly rage-y today.

http://www.ltcconline.net/lukas/gender/political/pics/political21.jpg

haaaahahah, it's about time this vital information was brought to the masses.

actual girls are basically naked*? who knew? I'll get the Camaro and wait for all you ladies to become actual girls. I will complete you


And not vegan*


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
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Bun wrote:
joshua wrote:
Bun wrote:
Has this been posted yet? "Turn an unshaven, militant, protesting vegan into an actual girl" from Maxim magazine (November 2003). Don't open if you are feeling particularly rage-y today.

http://www.ltcconline.net/lukas/gender/political/pics/political21.jpg

haaaahahah, it's about time this vital information was brought to the masses.

actual girls are basically naked*? who knew? I'll get the Camaro and wait for all you ladies to become actual girls. I will complete you


And not vegan*


I saw this somewhere on the feminist and/or vegan blogosphere a few days ago. Maxim is actually horrible. Actually.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:36 am 
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An actual girl of about 6 years old, judging by the third picture... o.O


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:47 am 
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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:35 am 
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I wonder if Jennifer Baumgardner knows about this. I reckon she'd be mighty pissed about her quotes being taken out of context like that.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:42 am 
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Wow that is heinous.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
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"Avoid phrases like 'bodacious ta-ta's'."
Why? It's such a turn on when someone tells me how bodacious my ta-ta's are.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:05 am 
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DIES.

The actual text isn't as bad as I thought it would be but I hate the whole 'pretend you are interested' theme going on. Um, hell no, get out!

I'm going to go buy a 'feminist, militant, protesting vegan' shirt and have it rub tightly across my bodacious ta tas.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
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It seriously feels like 2003 was a million years ago to me for some reason.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
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I wonder if Jennifer Baumgardner knows about this. I reckon she'd be mighty pissed about her quotes being taken out of context like that.

That was my first thought, too. I'd be horrified. Well I am sort of horrified for her.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:14 am 
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Hahahaha! I love jokes like this!


It is a joke, right?



...Right?

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:42 am 
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Yes, but how would one go about turning maxim into an actual magazine?

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:54 am 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I wonder if Jennifer Baumgardner knows about this. I reckon she'd be mighty pissed about her quotes being taken out of context like that.

That was my first thought, too. I'd be horrified. Well I am sort of horrified for her.

No kidding.
But I'm so glad that a guy could potentially cure me of my values and dignity!


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:15 am 
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ooooooooh no they didn't. this is absurd. Shift her focus? what the fizzle now im pissed.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:20 am 
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Veglicious wrote:

I'm going to go buy a 'feminist, militant, protesting vegan' shirt and have it rub tightly across my bodacious ta tas.

I want one for my bodacious ta-ta's!


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:04 am 
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Uh oh, I don't want to click this. I'm in a good mood and don't want to ruin it. But I know I'm going to be tempted. And then I'll just get all worked up and yell to my empty apartment for a while.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
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I must have missed the fact that when I went vegan my vagina disappeared. I'm not an actual girl whah!


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:13 am 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I wonder if Jennifer Baumgardner knows about this. I reckon she'd be mighty pissed about her quotes being taken out of context like that.

That was my first thought, too. I'd be horrified. Well I am sort of horrified for her.

This.

The actual "article" is just more of the same dreck from Maxim, a magazine about a magical land where women always wear stilettos with their underwear and don't have pesky things like "thoughts" or "self-worth."

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:23 am 
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Real women have their navels surgically relocated six inches to the right.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:24 am 
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I'm already have an "everything is annoying" morning so I'm going to save myself the rage of clicking on that.

Grrrrr.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:27 am 
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Real women have their navels surgically relocated six inches to the right.

I didn't notice that before. Now I can't stop looking at it and the picture is freaking me out.

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