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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:32 am 
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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:36 am 
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There's a certain irony in the suggestion that an actual girl is a retouched fantasy woman in a dry-hump stroke mag.

I might have to cancel my subscription over this.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:40 am 
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i won't read it because it's maxim: the weekly world news word vomit of the manarchy. i'm not surprised they would publish something like that. yes, it's annoying, depressing, and infuriating misogyny exists. i also take an odd comfort in a group of people who are obvious idiots because you know where they stand. there are some really clever haters out there that lure you into their trap and exploit your weaknesses and they do it so discreetly you never see it coming.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:42 am 
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Now, if you had an Aston Martin, maybe.



probably not.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:52 am 
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Real women have their navels surgically relocated six inches to the right.

That's a sexy hip tattoo. It's a requirement of a sex goddess.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:07 pm 
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the first one is a vegan feminist pirate! arghhh!


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:10 pm 
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Meggs wrote:
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Real women have their navels surgically relocated six inches to the right.

That's a sexy hip tattoo. It's a requirement of a sex goddess.


Yes, it's needed so boys' eyes can be drawn to the area and remember that girls have vaginas that need penises in them. Thank god for the Weird Mole-like Sexy Hip Tattoo.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:11 pm 
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If that's a tattoo, then where is her navel? Do for-real ladies have them filled in?

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:14 pm 
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Hidden under the breast ornamentation. Where all sexy bellybuttons should be.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:15 pm 
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Maybe, but I like my theory better.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:28 pm 
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Damn you Maxim for telling me I can be so easily swayed by insincerity.

Can I have a skin tight tee that says "sorry, I'm a peinsocracy hating vagiterian..." across my bodacious ta-ta's?

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:41 pm 
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mushroom slave wrote:
Damn you Maxim for telling me I can be so easily swayed by insincerity.

Can I have a skin tight tee that says "sorry, I'm a peinsocracy hating vagiterian..." across my bodacious ta-ta's?

You can probably have anything written on your skin tight tee as long as it's a skin tight tee - it's all about looking at the bodacious ta-ta's, not what's written on the tee.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:46 pm 
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this might be satire

please tell me it's satire, it's kind of funny

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:46 pm 
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Damn you Maxim for telling me I can be so easily swayed by insincerity.

Can I have a skin tight tee that says "sorry, I'm a peinsocracy hating vagiterian..." across my bodacious ta-ta's?



you should really do this. it would confuse the hell out of everyone!

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:50 pm 
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I am repressing my urge to scream.

this has to be satire.
please?

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:18 pm 
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semiautomatic wrote:
this might be satire

please tell me it's satire, it's kind of funny

I think you might be on to something there.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:20 pm 
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This never actually says how to "cure" the veganism. At least the guy who wrote this was smart enough not to put his name on it.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:20 pm 
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
semiautomatic wrote:
this might be satire

please tell me it's satire, it's kind of funny

I think you might be on to something there.


It's just too silly to be taken seriously isn't it.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:45 pm 
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mushroom slave wrote:
Damn you Maxim for telling me I can be so easily swayed by insincerity.

Can I have a skin tight tee that says "sorry, I'm a peinsocracy hating vagiterian..." across my bodacious ta-ta's?



you should really do this. it would confuse the hell out of everyone!

I think I will, it can't get any worse reactions than the one I had that just said "croissant" in big spray painted letters.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:55 pm 
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Most man-hating feminists I know - won't even treat a man like a "human" - they view males as being the oppressor and not even worth indulging in conversation. They don't care if they are viewed as "rude" - it's the man's fault anyways. Plus, science has discovered how two eggs can have babies in a labs which thus official makes the "need" of a male obsolete in everything - http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/282363

I don't think the author has ever dealt with a real man hating feminist since they avoid men like the plague thus they are mythical creatures to them so they feel entitled to write articles like this.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:11 pm 
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JessFive- the egg thing sounds like they only used the cytoplasm from the second woman but still used sperm for actual fertilization.

There is not MUCH conferred in the cytoplasm, I think (Chipmunk where are you!), though that is where the mitochondrial DNA is, and some few random cell specific things?

But if they figure out how to make the egg healthier, they may soon be able to insert a different egg's DNA into a sperm cell and go about fertilization that way, meaning a kid could potentially have 4 parents: 3 moms and a dad, maybe even 4 moms if we are going for the most complicated route possible: 1 surrogate mom to carry, one mom's DNA in egg, one mom's cytoplasm, one mom's DNA for the sperm and the dude to make the sperm.

Who knows though, at some point they might not need the sperm to swim in and be able to do it all with 2 eggs. I'm sure they will get there.

For some reason this article kind of reminds me of the feminist group from the movie PCU. But, I still think that movie is hilarious, so whatever.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:05 pm 
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Most man-hating feminists I know - won't even treat a man like a "human" - they view males as being the oppressor and not even worth indulging in conversation. They don't care if they are viewed as "rude" - it's the man's fault anyways. Plus, science has discovered how two eggs can have babies in a labs which thus official makes the "need" of a male obsolete in everything - http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/282363

I don't think the author has ever dealt with a real man hating feminist since they avoid men like the plague thus they are mythical creatures to them so they feel entitled to write articles like this.

See, I take issue with the idea that someone who hates men is a feminist. If feminism is about equality, there can't be hate going on.

And, God damn, there's a difference between hating patriarchy and hating men.

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:12 pm 
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just mumbles wrote:
Real women have their navels surgically relocated six inches to the right.

I didn't notice that before. Now I can't stop looking at it and the picture is freaking me out.



Haha I think thats a tattoo

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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:12 pm 
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j-dub wrote:
See, I take issue with the idea that someone who hates men is a feminist. If feminism is about equality, there can't be hate going on.

And, God damn, there's a difference between hating patriarchy and hating men.

I would do that whole plus one thing here, but brian doesn't want that to keep going on, so I'm taking a stand against it. Well said, dubs.


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 Post subject: Re: How to cure a feminist.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:12 pm 
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j-dub wrote:
See, I take issue with the idea that someone who hates men is a feminist. If feminism is about equality, there can't be hate going on.

And, God damn, there's a difference between hating patriarchy and hating men.


Yep, men haters aren't feminist, they just sexist.


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