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 Post subject: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:36 am 
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get your grade-g-for-glittery unicorn meat right here! the perfect thanksgiving appetizer or holiday gift for the special person in your life whose diet needs less cholesterol and more rainbows and dreams!

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:43 am 
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I need to find someone who woud appreciate this. I love that they have a little, dismembered, stuffed unicorn in the can.


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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:48 am 
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I realy want to get this and keep it in my pantry and see how long it takes for my mom to notice.


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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:42 am 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
I realy want to get this and keep it in my pantry and see how long it takes for my mom to notice.

Do it!

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
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Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:50 am 
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Magic in every bite!


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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:54 pm 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
I realy want to get this and keep it in my pantry and see how long it takes for my mom to notice.


I looked at the picture something like 5 times before I realized.

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
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teddyplanet wrote:
joyfulgirl wrote:
I realy want to get this and keep it in my pantry and see how long it takes for my mom to notice.


I looked at the picture something like 5 times before I realized.

I like this bit:
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Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness.

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:37 pm 
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Haha. I love this. I posted it on my facebook and the first thing my friend said to me was: "I just peed a little. you're a terrible vegan." (obviously she knows it's fake)

I wanted so bad to comment that unicorn meat is vegan, just like babies, but I'm pretty sure non-PPKers would just be a little wigged out.

ETA: Weirdest filter ever. I did not know about that.

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
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What was the filter?

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 Post subject: Re: back in stock!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:13 pm 
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Lma.o= I just peed a little

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