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starrynight87
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Post subject: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWish)  Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:34 pm |
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acr
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:21 am |
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the romance pants are making me uncomfortable. maybe i haven't known them long enough. are there pants that will make the room pitch black and turn on some music that's loud but not at all sexy? "listen, don't try to get fancy; let's just see whether we can get through this" pants?
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allularpunk
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:26 am |
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Bahaha...I love it when the candles blaze into life.
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DarthCupcake
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:51 pm |
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| Emotionally Allergic to Dairy |
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My boyfriend sent me an email with the title "Weekend project?" and then nothing except a link to these in it.
Am I the only person who unbuttons the top button and THEN unzips? I'd get the candles all out of order! It would be tragic!
Also... This is going to turn peeing into a very new and exciting experience!
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solipsistnation
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:30 pm |
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So what if she's all "Hey, let's go back to my place..."
Do you refuse, pointing out that your place is prewired for romance?
Or if she also has romance wifi, are you, like, "Sure, but first let me reconfigure my pants."?
"Yeah, let's make out. What's your wifi password?"
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supercarrot
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:52 pm |
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DarthCupcake wrote: Am I the only person who unbuttons the top button and THEN unzips? I'd get the candles all out of order! It would be tragic! yeah, that's what i was thinking. (also, what if the zipperlights won't work if the bulls aren't kissing? he'd have to be like no! unzip first!!!)
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allularpunk
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:14 pm |
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supercarrot wrote: DarthCupcake wrote: Am I the only person who unbuttons the top button and THEN unzips? I'd get the candles all out of order! It would be tragic! yeah, that's what i was thinking. (also, what if the zipperlights won't work if the bulls aren't kissing? he'd have to be like no! unzip first!!!) Yeah, I just had sex a few minutes ago and the top button came undone first. I think I would be very startled if candles burst into flame and the lights hadn't even dimmed yet. I don't know why that makes it less startling.
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DarthCupcake
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:50 pm |
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Boyfriend: Electro pants!
Me: Why would you want an electrified zipper right next to your junk?
Him: Because it's hilarious. Plus: insulating underwear... what could be sexier?
Me: Ah yes, I've always lamented the dearth of codpieces in contemporary fashion.
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joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: Who would like a pair of romance pants? (somewhat NSFWis Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:18 pm |
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i love this whole thread. I'm hysterical imagining the candles just bursting into flames as we're about to get it on.
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