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choirqueer
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Post subject: Bad Pickup Lines  Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:43 am |
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Post your favorites.
Excuse me, you have a dickfour on your face.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:44 am |
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For DanDirtyApes: "You know how they say people with those great big cars are just compensating for something? Well, I don't even have a car!"
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:05 am |
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choirqueer wrote: Post your favorites.
Excuse me, you have a dickfour on your face. Ha! This puzzled me at first, until I looked over at my bf and asked the obvious question. His answer: "Oh, lots of good stuff." ETA: The cheesiest pickup line I've ever heard? "You must clean your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them."
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dandirtyapes
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:32 am |
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choirqueer wrote: For DanDirtyApes: "You know how they say people with those great big cars are just compensating for something? Well, I don't even have a car!" Ha!
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:23 am |
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dandirtyapes wrote: choirqueer wrote: For DanDirtyApes: "You know how they say people with those great big cars are just compensating for something? Well, I don't even have a car!" Ha! Hey, I thought of this one once myself. I never used it though.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:14 am |
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You're a tall glass of water and I'm going to tell you right now, I'm thirsty.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:42 am |
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Excuse me, you dropped something out there in the parking lot--- my jaw.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:52 am |
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That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you . . .
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:26 am |
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Your friends really need to cheer up.
(that got a fork off straight away)
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:32 am |
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matwinser
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:48 am |
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"I have never raped anyone..."
Hand to Jebus, this was said to me at Pride one year and then it got worse!
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HappyAsh
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:06 pm |
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Let's do this.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:19 pm |
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You're giving me a softy right now.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:01 pm |
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I want to eat you out so bad
That was said to me at 9:00AM one day this summer when I was walking on the street. Oooh.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:39 pm |
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pranaferox wrote: I want to eat you out so bad
That was said to me at 9:00AM one day this summer when I was walking on the street. Oooh. I need to try this one out.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:59 pm |
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It sounds foolproof.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:08 pm |
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Wanna grab a pizza and fork?
What, you don't like pizza?
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vegetable_assassin
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:24 pm |
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Is that shirt felt? ... Do you want it to be?
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ndpittman
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:26 pm |
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Can I have your number? I lost mine.
I forgot my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
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I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk
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Erinnerung
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:49 pm |
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A friend and I were once walking down the street and a guy yelled at us, 'I'd split ya's in half'. My friend yelled at him, a lot.
I also once had the following exchange in a bar:
Guy: Hey, my friends and I have been trying to figure this out all night and it's driving us crazy- you remember Where's Wally (or Where's Waldo? for the Americans)? What was the name of his enemy?
Me: Oh wow, I can't remember.
Guy: He wore a black and yellow shirt, remember?
Me: Yeah, I remember the guy but I can't remember his name.
Guy: This is going to drive you crazy all night too, isn't it?
Me: Totally!
Guy: Well, how about you give me your number and I'll give you a call when we figure it out.
Me: Ha! No.
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janejellyroll
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:51 pm |
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Erinnerung wrote: I also once had the following exchange in a bar:
Guy: Hey, my friends and I have been trying to figure this out all night and it's driving us crazy- you remember Where's Wally (or Where's Waldo? for the Americans)? What was the name of his enemy?
Me: Oh wow, I can't remember.
Guy: He wore a black and yellow shirt, remember?
Me: Yeah, I remember the guy but I can't remember his name.
Guy: This is going to drive you crazy all night too, isn't it?
Me: Totally!
Guy: Well, how about you give me your number and I'll give you a call when we figure it out.
Me: Ha! No. This is a "good pickup line."
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solipsistnation
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:52 pm |
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The traditional goth pickup line: "Nice boots. Wanna fork?"
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:48 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: Do my balls smell weird? Oh my Lard. I laughed at this all day. All day! Adam wins me over again.
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:51 pm |
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If I could be any letter of the alphabet it would be "t" so I can sit next to "u".
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Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:54 pm |
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My buddy used the classic "You. Me. Wanna?" which always got an astounding silence when dropped.
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