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 Post subject: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:17 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:23 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:10 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:18 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:03 am 
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"It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you." (A lover who is covered in a beautiful pattern of "Mink, Lynx, or Jaguar...oooohhh, yeeeaaahhh.)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:23 am 
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It's good to have things stroke you while you make love, I guess.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:02 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:17 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:37 pm 
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I wonder how you clean it? I know they just say to wipe off stuffed animals and stuff, but like, you aren't (usually) sexin' all over stuffed animals, until you wrapped your bed in faux fur. Is it machine washable?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:15 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:25 pm 
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At the risk of exposing my own ignorance by asking an obvious question, do pickles have some inherently Alpine quality of which I have been hitherto unaware? I mean, the lederhosen, the beer, the yodeling; have I been missing something?

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I love this stuff!

I DO think Germans are known for their pickles..

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:57 pm 
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Where's the bugink noodle splash mask? Pink foam to your heart's delight.


Here you go! <3

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I want this. Awesome gag gift! Looks like a musical green poo log.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:24 pm 
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So the love rug variets and jaguar, lynx and is it funk or punk? Either way I want to know.

And the yodeling pickle looks awesome.

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pandacookie wrote:
Where's the bugink noodle splash mask? Pink foam to your heart's delight.


Here you go! <3

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Yes!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:27 pm 
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So the love rug variets and jaguar, lynx and is it funk or punk? Either way I want to know.

And the yodeling pickle looks awesome.

I wondered the same thing too, I think it's actually mink.

Oh, ETA: I love this thread.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:21 am 
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