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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:50 pm 
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Lixa wrote:
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fur-china


...and that's what I'm calling mine from now on.

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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:56 pm 
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mel c wrote:
Well, clearly, peanuts have two little nodules, similar to a pair testicles.

And sometimes they have three!

And sometimes one of them is dried up and bitter and you have to spit it out.

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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:00 pm 
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It's china because it's a kid's mispronunciation of vagina. God, people.


I was hoping someone was going to explain that!

By the way...what does the book say!?


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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:09 pm 
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It's china because it's a kid's mispronunciation of vagina. God, people.

No, it's called china because we're supposed to put tea in it.


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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:11 pm 
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I never knew my girlie parts looked like a cup and saucer. Thanks FF!


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I studied this piece in an art history class and it always made me giggle for this very reason.


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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:26 pm 
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idatetattooedguys wrote:
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It's china because it's a kid's mispronunciation of vagina. God, people.

No, it's called china because we're supposed to put tea in it.


not because you only eat from it when you have company or it's a special occasion?

eta: i'm referring to fine china, of course, as opposed to bone china.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:42 pm 
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GraciaKai wrote:
Lixa wrote:
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I never knew my girlie parts looked like a cup and saucer. Thanks FF!


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Oooooh fury cup and saucer. Now were talking, that makes more sense!


I think I'm going to throw up now.


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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:57 pm 
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idatetattooedguys wrote:
hoveringdog wrote:
It's china because it's a kid's mispronunciation of vagina. God, people.

No, it's called china because we're supposed to put tea in it.


When it's done steeping, you get a baby. And that's how babies are made, kids.


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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:26 am 
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You'll find peanuts both shelled and unshelled.

Yes!

And you'll find china both delicate and bold.

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 Post subject: Re: Reading is Fundamental — let's all read! #4
PostPosted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:54 am 
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