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 Post subject: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:12 am 
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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:56 am 
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omg. 6, 15, and 23 speak so much truth. I really hope that you don't mind that I share all of the things you post here on my facebook, des. I can't help myself.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 12:13 pm 
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#5! My cat will only play with things that aren't toys, and his favorite is that little tab that you have to pull off an orange juice jug to open it.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:39 pm 
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yes to 14. except the song of my cat's people is pawing on the door like a drum. Actually she does that even when the door is open, and then she closes the door, then she paws more because she can't get out. The sad thing is that she has the instinct to claw on things like a scratching post even though she was de-clawed (before i got her).

Also, my cat loves tiny things that aren't toys. Rogue chocolate chips, earbuds, pieces of dust too small for me to see.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:53 pm 
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yes to 14. except the song of my cat's people is pawing on the door like a drum. Actually she does that even when the door is open, and then she closes the door, then she paws more because she can't get out. The sad thing is that she has the instinct to claw on things like a scratching post even though she was de-clawed (before i got her).

Also, my cat loves tiny things that aren't toys. Rogue chocolate chips, earbuds, pieces of dust too small for me to see.
You forgot invisible/imaginary bugs!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:07 pm 
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Hahaha at #6 especially... I pretty much spend half my days saying to Venger "lookit yer wee bowl! LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL! Yeh cannae be hungry, cus LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL! ALMOST ALL THE FOODS ARE IN THERE! YEH OANY HAD A WEE NIBBLE! If yeh dinnae eat yer tea yer pure gettin' it fir breakfast! LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL WITH ALL THE FOODS IN IT!!!"

Also he is snoozin' on my black coat right now. Because he hates me. But he's too fuzzy and cute to shift! Also, bitey.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:29 pm 
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*looks up Scottish dictionary*

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:45 pm 
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ha! i've been offering my cat last night's dinner for nine hours, and for nine hours she has been pressing her little nose into my boob and asking me where the real food is. you fool, i can bring you the can, but there is only more of that stuff you won't eat in it. i'm getting ready to go out and move my car, and i'll probably cave and buy her some tasty junk food on my way in.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:03 pm 
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allularpunk wrote:
*looks up Scottish dictionary*

That was the English translation. Yeh pure choob.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:04 pm 
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interrobang?! wrote:
Hahaha at #6 especially... I pretty much spend half my days saying to Venger "lookit yer wee bowl! LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL! Yeh cannae be hungry, cus LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL! ALMOST ALL THE FOODS ARE IN THERE! YEH OANY HAD A WEE NIBBLE! If yeh dinnae eat yer tea yer pure gettin' it fir breakfast! LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL WITH ALL THE FOODS IN IT!!!"

Also he is snoozin' on my black coat right now. Because he hates me. But he's too fuzzy and cute to shift! Also, bitey.
I love you so much.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Cat Problems
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:45 am 
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interrobang?! wrote:
"lookit yer wee bowl! LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL! Yeh cannae be hungry, cus LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL! ALMOST ALL THE FOODS ARE IN THERE! YEH OANY HAD A WEE NIBBLE! If yeh dinnae eat yer tea yer pure gettin' it fir breakfast! LOOKIT YER WEE BOWL WITH ALL THE FOODS IN IT!!!"


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