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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:38 pm 
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I'm never going to be able to eat naan bread again.


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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:48 pm 
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I guess this is as good a time as any to tell you that I can't smell semen at all. Like, I could be covered in it and not know. I think it's a genetic thing, like my mother and her mother before her.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:52 pm 
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i . . . i think you might still know.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:55 pm 
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Nope, in fact I always have to ask people "Do I smell like semen????" Just in case.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:00 pm 
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I guess all my requests for you to include it in your recipes was pretty insensitive, then.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:01 pm 
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well, she can't smell it. she might be able to taste it, and i'm sure she can scoop it into a tablespoon. she's a professional.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:01 pm 
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Yeah, because I thought I already had been.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:18 pm 
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i'm sure she can scoop it into a tablespoon.

*Shudder.*

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
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I have to say, I noticed you had a strong smell of semen about you when I met you but I didn't like to say anything.

Also, you discussed the smell of semen with your Mother and your Grandmother?

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:34 am 
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lepelaar wrote:
I'm never going to be able to eat naan bread again.

You'll drink what Geoff drinks - a nice maggot cider!
IsaChandra wrote:
I guess this is as good a time as any to tell you that I can't smell semen at all. Like, I could be covered in it and not know.
I didn't want to say anything, but since you brought it up...

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
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I thoughtthat soaked chia seed dish was off somehow

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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:39 am 
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Gold Star Lesbian is a really excellent subnick


ahem. mods...

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:44 pm 
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Efcliz wrote:
Also, you discussed the smell of semen with your Mother and your Grandmother?

Nah, I was just being funny. Or not.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:54 pm 
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lycophyte wrote:
Invictus wrote:
Gold Star Lesbian is a really excellent subnick


ahem. mods...


Oh man, that would be the best subnick! If you ask for one though, you might be risking something hilarrible.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 11:25 pm 
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lycophyte wrote:
Invictus wrote:
Gold Star Lesbian is a really excellent subnick


ahem. mods...

AHEM. I mean we can't all be Gold Stars, so are we going to Olympics this or what?

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:12 am 
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I feel like that made sense in my head...
Also, those trees are all along adjacent streets. "God loves all creatures" but not those trees.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:14 am 
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I think the Gold Star Lesbian Park Ranger Olympics is a grand idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:19 pm 
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I will fly to Portland (or Asheville!) for that.

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 Post subject: Re: Ugh! These trees are the worst!
PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 5:47 am 
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Mars wrote:
I always though semen smells like what flour & water together smells like. Not unpleasant but not delicious or anything. Kind of slightly more on the side of a good smell than a bad smell, but mostly just neutral.


Hmm. Flour and water? Maybe that's why I sometimes smell semen in the kitchen. Uh, atleast I hope that's why *ominous music*.

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