Post Punk Kitchen Forum

According to my boyfriend, a person who walks by in the background saying, "Ha ha ha ha, liquid smoke, ha ha ha!" to no-one in particular is definitely not sane.
Discuss.

I say totally sane. I can laugh over the insanity of bottled smoke. The first time I even heard of such a thing was when I found a 20 year old bottle in my grandma's kitchen. I thought it was some crazy old timey grandma thing and I laughed and laughed. Now I will fight someone for the awesomeness that is liquid smoke!

Well, I said it more in something like a supervillain voice, so he might have a point...?

haha, so the culprit here is in fact you? Still, my opinion stands! Totally normal and to be expected.

Nothin' wrong with a little liquid smoke.

I think it's even more appropriate in a supervillian voice.

Thanks PPK, I knew you'd understand. :)

DTMFA!

And then shave your head and move to a foreign country. Prefereably the US

We have tots.

and plenty of liquid smoke.

And it's totally normal to walk around saying, "Ha ha ha ha, liquid smoke, ha ha ha!" to no-one in particular in a supervillian voice while eating tots with a shaved head.

I'm so going to eat tots tonight. Then we'll see.
Tofulish, why would I need to shave my head? The last superhero I met loved my hair.

Truth. I'd be more concerned if you *didn't* do this! Two ccs of liquid smoke and tots, stat!

You got tots!?!?! Or are you forking with me?

Ha ha ha ha. I made tots.
All I have to do is start the super secret MoFo event and then blog about it.

Oh, this is quite exciting news, Phoenix!
How are you going to eat them? Ketchup? Sriracha? A la mode?!?!?!

Shhhh. That's the secret MoFo event. ;)

WHAT?! Hang on. I'll be on a flight in the morning. Save some for breakfast, k?

I will put half the tots I made in the oven tonight. The other half is in the freezer compartment of my fridge.
Now hurry, interrobang?!, because they look really yummy!

*tear, sniff*
I'm so proud of you. Makin' them all by yourself. You done good, Phoenix, you done good.

interrobang?!, I'm guessing if they're too yummy, there will not be any sharing going on.

but... but... i have been tot-less all my life... must you wrench this brief glimmer of hope from me, Meggs?! *crumbles in a convuslive heap of sobs*

I would fly tots over to you if I could, just like I offered to do for Phoenix. I didn't realize that everyone in Europe lived a tot-less existence! This is atrocious! Cruel!

You two should work on importing tots to Europe. You'd make serious cash. Monopolize the European tot market while you can!

It's a sign that you must come visit us in the States. I have a guest bedroom and can arrange a freezer full of tots.

What a great idea, monkeytoes! Me too! We're good people over here. I'll buy you as many bags of tots as you can eat.

This thread will come back to haunt you two- Seattle and Chicago are both on my list for 'Interrobang Hits Up the States Tour 2011'. I'm not kidding. Bring on the tots! (I will smuggle Phoenix in my luggage, she's only wee so this will work out just dandy)