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tinglepants!
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Post subject: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday  Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:23 am |
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...and it's driving her mad. Let's all taunt.
But for J-Dubs' sake, if any of you guess what it is, I will tell.
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:25 am |
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:25 am |
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How about I give clues and people guess?
It involves lasers (??!!?), smells nice and is handmade.
What the fork?!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:26 am |
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True story. It does involve lasers, smells nice, and is handmade. "It" may be plural, thus "is" might be changed to "are."
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"So often I wish Adam were a real boy." - interrobang?!
"If he was you'd hear him farting at the back of your yoga class." - 8ball
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:29 am |
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ARGH!
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"But really, anyone willing to dangle their baby in front of a crocodile is A-OK in my book."~SSD
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:30 am |
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j-dub wrote: ARGH! No, no, I did not get you pirate garb. Now someone must make a guess before I give you another clue.
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"So often I wish Adam were a real boy." - interrobang?!
"If he was you'd hear him farting at the back of your yoga class." - 8ball
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:45 am |
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lazer cut felt potporrie caches? nothing is spelt right there.
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:51 am |
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Laser may be spelled with a "z"! And I didn't get her spelt. That's not vegan.
Hint the next: HDog's not the only good thing to come out of Olympia.
WAIT!: Spelt is vegan. Smelt is not. Neither are part of the package.
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"So often I wish Adam were a real boy." - interrobang?!
"If he was you'd hear him farting at the back of your yoga class." - 8ball
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:13 am |
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:18 am |
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Laser eye surgery?
A laser printer?
A laser-printed t-shirt?
Laser-cut chocolates?
HDog in a box?
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:23 am |
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sunshower wrote: laser kitty wallet? smells nice, like vinyl! Haha, I'd love to get that as a present!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:29 am |
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fisticuffs wrote: sunshower wrote: laser kitty wallet? smells nice, like vinyl! Haha, I'd love to get that as a present! i know, right? i totally love laser kitty.
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:37 am |
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joyfulgirl wrote: Laser eye surgery?
A laser printer?
A laser-printed t-shirt?
Laser-cut chocolates?
HDog in a box? She cut up H-Dog, scented him with lavender and is sending him to JDub? Holy hellz... A vegan serial killer! It sounds like soap that's been cut all fancy like.
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:52 am |
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What an amazing thread to wake up to. Especially Vantine's idea.
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:00 am |
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:43 pm |
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Louzilla wrote: I know what it is!
::taunts:: It's true--Louzilla does know what it is. HDog, please confirm that you are not dead.
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"If he was you'd hear him farting at the back of your yoga class." - 8ball
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:00 pm |
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Okay, this isn't fair. I don't want to be taunted. It's not even my gift! Give us more hints!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:10 pm |
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Well, two of you are a almost correct.
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"So often I wish Adam were a real boy." - interrobang?!
"If he was you'd hear him farting at the back of your yoga class." - 8ball
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:12 pm |
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It's so obvious, you guys. It's a handmade, scented laser!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:38 pm |
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A Nirvana CD doused with body spray?
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:43 pm |
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*mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!
(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)
You know I smell damn good, though.
eta: Oh wait. I am not from Olympia. So... you just wrapped me up in here for fun? fork's sake, dude! Not cool!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:44 pm |
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Ghost Lips wrote: A Nirvana CD doused with body spray? Oh man, I wish I thought of that. It probably wouldn't have been held up at Customs as long as the lasers have been.
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:45 pm |
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interrobang?! wrote: *mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!
(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)
You know I smell damn good, though. I poked holes for you!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:46 pm |
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interrobang?! wrote: *mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!
(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)
You know I smell damn good, though. I poked holes for you!
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Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:48 pm |
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I wish it had something to do with Dr. Evil. That's who I keep thinking of: "laser beams" and his hairless cat... but I can't figure out where the fun smell would come from? And I guess he's not handmade, either. So, never mind.
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