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 Post subject: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:23 am 
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...and it's driving her mad. Let's all taunt.

But for J-Dubs' sake, if any of you guess what it is, I will tell.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:25 am 
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I can't taunt if I don't know either!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:25 am 
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How about I give clues and people guess?

It involves lasers (??!!?), smells nice and is handmade.

What the fork?!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:26 am 
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True story. It does involve lasers, smells nice, and is handmade. "It" may be plural, thus "is" might be changed to "are."

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:29 am 
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ARGH!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:30 am 
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ARGH!


No, no, I did not get you pirate garb. Now someone must make a guess before I give you another clue.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:45 am 
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lazer cut felt potporrie caches? nothing is spelt right there.


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:51 am 
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Laser may be spelled with a "z"! And I didn't get her spelt. That's not vegan.

Hint the next: HDog's not the only good thing to come out of Olympia.

WAIT!: Spelt is vegan. Smelt is not. Neither are part of the package.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:13 am 
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laser kitty wallet? smells nice, like vinyl!


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:18 am 
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Laser eye surgery?
A laser printer?
A laser-printed t-shirt?
Laser-cut chocolates?
HDog in a box?

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:23 am 
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sunshower wrote:
laser kitty wallet? smells nice, like vinyl!


Haha, I'd love to get that as a present!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:29 am 
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fisticuffs wrote:
sunshower wrote:
laser kitty wallet? smells nice, like vinyl!


Haha, I'd love to get that as a present!


i know, right? i totally love laser kitty.


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:37 am 
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Laser eye surgery?
A laser printer?
A laser-printed t-shirt?
Laser-cut chocolates?
HDog in a box?

She cut up H-Dog, scented him with lavender and is sending him to JDub? Holy hellz... A vegan serial killer!

It sounds like soap that's been cut all fancy like.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:52 am 
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What an amazing thread to wake up to. Especially Vantine's idea.


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:00 am 
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I know what it is!

::taunts::

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:43 pm 
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I know what it is!

::taunts::


It's true--Louzilla does know what it is. HDog, please confirm that you are not dead.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:00 pm 
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Okay, this isn't fair. I don't want to be taunted. It's not even my gift! Give us more hints!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:10 pm 
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Well, two of you are a almost correct.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:12 pm 
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It's so obvious, you guys. It's a handmade, scented laser!


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:38 pm 
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A Nirvana CD doused with body spray?

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:43 pm 
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*mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!


(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)

You know I smell damn good, though.

eta: Oh wait. I am not from Olympia. So... you just wrapped me up in here for fun? fork's sake, dude! Not cool!

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A Nirvana CD doused with body spray?


Oh man, I wish I thought of that. It probably wouldn't have been held up at Customs as long as the lasers have been.

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*mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!


(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)

You know I smell damn good, though.


I poked holes for you!

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interrobang?! wrote:
*mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!


(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)

You know I smell damn good, though.


I poked holes for you!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:48 pm 
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I wish it had something to do with Dr. Evil. That's who I keep thinking of: "laser beams" and his hairless cat... but I can't figure out where the fun smell would come from? And I guess he's not handmade, either. So, never mind.


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