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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:58 pm 
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*mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!


(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)

You know I smell damn good, though.


I poked holes for you!


Aye, you poked holes like a TSA agent! Don't think I'll forget that!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:10 pm 
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interrobang?! wrote:
tinglepants! wrote:
interrobang?! wrote:
*mphflphshmmphl* i am dying in this forking box, tinglepants! *mphgflghphglphgh* lemme out already!


(and the laser eye-surgery didn't work already, so gimme my damn glasses back!)

You know I smell damn good, though.


I poked holes for you!


Aye, you poked holes like a TSA agent! Don't think I'll forget that!


It was for the public good.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:09 am 
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Where iiiiiis it?

I bet Customs was so enamoured of my handmade lazer perfume that they kept it!

(What do lazers smell like, you ask? We'll never know!)

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:59 am 
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I don't know what it is but I want one!

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:59 am 
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I don't know what it is but I want one!


It'll take even longer to ship to you.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:09 am 
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I don't know what it is but I want one!

It'll take even longer to ship to you.

Could I make one? If I could make one what would I need?

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:10 am 
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caterpillar wrote:
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I don't know what it is but I want one!

It'll take even longer to ship to you.

Could I make one? If I could make one what would I need?


Cat hair and gnome-dust.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:06 pm 
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tinglepants! wrote:
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Could I make one? If I could make one what would I need?


Cat hair and gnome-dust.

And glitter? Everything is better with sprinkles and glitter.


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:51 pm 
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Meggs wrote:
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Could I make one? If I could make one what would I need?


Cat hair and gnome-dust.

And glitter? Everything is better with sprinkles and glitter.


Hair from glittery cats.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:14 pm 
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tinglepants! wrote:
Meggs wrote:
And glitter? Everything is better with sprinkles and glitter.


Hair from glittery cats.

I'm allergic to glittery cats! Only a jerk would send me that.

Also, still nada in the mail. WHAT. THE. FORK.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:22 pm 
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shiitake better be awesome. Everyone has high expectations now.
But, it's tinglepants!, so I am not worried.


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:54 pm 
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Okay, I give, J-Dub. It's Justin Bieber in a leotard.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:08 pm 
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tinglepants! wrote:
Okay, I give, J-Dub. It's Justin Bieber in a leotard.

Damn, you have connections!


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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:06 pm 
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Okay, I give, J-Dub. It's Justin Bieber in a leotard.

Holy crepe. You know me so well!

But where do the handmaid lazers come in?

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:13 pm 
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j-dub wrote:
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Okay, I give, J-Dub. It's Justin Bieber in a leotard.

Holy crepe. You know me so well!

But where do the handmaid lazers come in?


Margaret Atwood makes an appearance at Christmas time.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:21 pm 
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tinglepants! wrote:
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Okay, I give, J-Dub. It's Justin Bieber in a leotard.

Holy crepe. You know me so well!

But where do the handmaid lazers come in?


Margaret Atwood makes an appearance at Christmas time.

Oh my goodness. I love you.

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 Post subject: Re: J-Dub still doesn't know what I got her for her birthday
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:22 pm 
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So..... Does j-dub know yet ?

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