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 Post subject: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:42 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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Why are they putting the pencil into the wrong side of the sharpener? :(

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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Stop picking your nose and make a miniature desk sculpture out of a pencil stuck into the wrong end of a sharpener. I'll get right on that.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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I like it.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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I read that as "Stop Waiting, Start Cheating" and I was completely confused.

It's still weird, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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I looked at that pencil and thought "Man, that is one TALL hot-air balloon!"

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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I read that as "Stop Waiting, Start Cheating" and I was completely confused.

It's still weird, though.


Yes! Very confusing when read as "cheating"

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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If you read it as cheating, then sticking a pencil in the wrong end of a sharpener could be some vague innuendo....? Also, I assume cheaters pick their nose while waiting to cheat.

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 Post subject: Re: Thanks for the advice, Jack #35
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too early Sunday morning here for a phallic pencil!

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