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You've got as much imagination as a caravan sign. Now what do you have to say about that?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I fart in your general direction!

I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!


p.s. away an' bile yer heid!

You're so unhip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off. I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal.

Your mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.

"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.”

"I'm going to tear your skin off & take it to your sisters wedding, where I'll rub your empty sack up the inside of your mothers leg whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody."

"she's madder than Tom Cruise's favourite brush"

‘No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a forking toilet.’

I am sorry for the terrible thing I said about you.

Silence before I banish thee to Hoboken, New Jersey.

There is a vegan food truck with awesome food in Hoboken. I would gladly go to Hoboken!

Try Bayonne, NJ.

<3 Malcolm is king of the insults.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

True fact. I don't have quite the right accent, but I should've reeled you off some Tucker insults in the summer anyway, Zebedee :)

MONKEY ISLAND!

Ultimate insult: I take all day to make two different pies, and my mother goes out and buys a dessert to take anyway.

dad dog's son

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!

You stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

You're so beautiful. Like a tree or a high-class prostitute.

I think you forgot the insult part!

Oxygen thief!

I thought of one for a special someone but had the restraint not to crush them.

"I would go get that ball and sign it, and shove it up your asparagus. And I know it would fit, because your head is pretty far in there already."

I can be mean. =c