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 Post subject: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:04 pm 
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You've got as much imagination as a caravan sign. Now what do you have to say about that?

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:07 pm 
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:09 pm 
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Bun wrote:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I fart in your general direction!


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:12 pm 
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guy burgess wrote:
Bun wrote:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I fart in your general direction!

I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:37 pm 
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Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person!


p.s. away an' bile yer heid!

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:38 pm 
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You're so unhip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off. I get weirder things than you with my breakfast cereal.


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:43 pm 
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Your mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:00 pm 
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"I'm going to tear your skin off & take it to your sisters wedding, where I'll rub your empty sack up the inside of your mothers leg whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody."

"she's madder than Tom Cruise's favourite brush"

‘No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a forking toilet.’

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:24 pm 
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I am sorry for the terrible thing I said about you.

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:43 pm 
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Silence before I banish thee to Hoboken, New Jersey.


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:49 pm 
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Silence before I banish thee to Hoboken, New Jersey.


There is a vegan food truck with awesome food in Hoboken. I would gladly go to Hoboken!

Try Bayonne, NJ.

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:32 pm 
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guy burgess wrote:
"I'm going to tear your skin off & take it to your sisters wedding, where I'll rub your empty sack up the inside of your mothers leg whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody."

"she's madder than Tom Cruise's favourite brush"

‘No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a forking toilet.’


<3 Malcolm is king of the insults.


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:36 pm 
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:37 pm 
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zebedee wrote:
guy burgess wrote:
"I'm going to tear your skin off & take it to your sisters wedding, where I'll rub your empty sack up the inside of your mothers leg whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody."

"she's madder than Tom Cruise's favourite brush"

‘No offence, son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a forking toilet.’


<3 Malcolm is king of the insults.


True fact. I don't have quite the right accent, but I should've reeled you off some Tucker insults in the summer anyway, Zebedee :)

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:52 pm 
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


MONKEY ISLAND!


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:30 pm 
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Ultimate insult: I take all day to make two different pies, and my mother goes out and buys a dessert to take anyway.


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:38 pm 
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guy burgess wrote:
Shy Mox wrote:
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


MONKEY ISLAND!


Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:30 am 
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You stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:12 am 
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You're so beautiful. Like a tree or a high-class prostitute.


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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:09 am 
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You're so beautiful. Like a tree or a high-class prostitute.


I think you forgot the insult part!

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
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I thought of one for a special someone but had the restraint not to crush them.

"I would go get that ball and sign it, and shove it up your asparagus. And I know it would fit, because your head is pretty far in there already."

I can be mean. =c

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 Post subject: Re: Insult Thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:40 pm 
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choirqueer wrote:
Bun wrote:
You're so beautiful. Like a tree or a high-class prostitute.


I think you forgot the insult part!



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