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 Post subject: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:20 pm 
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Have you been saying to yourself, "my pantaloons are just not nightmare-inducing enough?"

Do you seek to feel "freedom and freshness, but be safe and comfortable at the same time?"

Well, there's an....answer? To your lack of weird plastic straps-as-underwear problem?

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Subscribe to their Kickstarter here.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:29 pm 
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Those look like sanitary belts, which people used to use more frequently before there were disposable pads, tampax and Diva Cups. They're pretty neat bc they are reusable.

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http://girdlesgalore.com/lajaadsanabe.html

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:35 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:58 pm 
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Tofulish wrote:
Those look like sanitary belts, which people used to use more frequently before there were disposable pads, tampax and Diva Cups. They're pretty neat bc they are reusable.

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http://girdlesgalore.com/lajaadsanabe.html


Is that what they would have looked like in Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret?

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 Post subject: Re: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:10 pm 
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Knickers-starter?


I'm going to use this as a new line on my bf. "BABY COME OVER HERE AND KNICKERS-STARTER ME" because I love to ruin the mood.

I'm boggled by how those could possibly be comfortable.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:10 pm 
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I think so!

Wallace22 wrote:
Knickers-starter?


I snicker at your knickers!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:21 pm 
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That looks so comfortable.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:28 pm 
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you know, perhaps if one is considering such things it might be time to just take the leap and go commando.

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I don't understand this.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:08 pm 
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i kinda wanna click on the link because the first thing i thought was, "how does one wash those things?!?" perhaps they'll tell me!


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 Post subject: Re: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:42 am 
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torque wrote:
you know, perhaps if one is considering such things it might be time to just take the leap and go commando.
This was my immediate reaction as well.
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Tofulish wrote:
Those look like sanitary belts, which people used to use more frequently before there were disposable pads, tampax and Diva Cups. They're pretty neat bc they are reusable.

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http://girdlesgalore.com/lajaadsanabe.html


Is that what they would have looked like in Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret?
Yup, that was the set-up. Can you imagine walking around with that situation going on? I think I'd rather just squat in a pit for a few days and bleed.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:32 pm 
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I had to re-read this thread and apply thought and stuff and now I get it. (At first I thought it was something to hold up pantaloons? In case of an impeding elastic shortage or something?) Anyway, Weird. And Gross. The whole thing can be commented on, but I am not getting past potentially sweaty plastic straps on my bum.


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 Post subject: Re: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:38 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:24 pm 
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torque wrote:
you know, perhaps if one is considering such things it might be time to just take the leap and go commando.

That's what I was thinking too. But they can't sell that to anyone.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:30 pm 
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torque wrote:
you know, perhaps if one is considering such things it might be time to just take the leap and go commando.

That's what I was thinking too. But they can't sell that to anyone.
The Empress' New Pantaloons: only the cognoscenti can see them!

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Desdemona wrote:
Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
torque wrote:
you know, perhaps if one is considering such things it might be time to just take the leap and go commando.

That's what I was thinking too. But they can't sell that to anyone.
The Empress' New Pantaloons: only the cognoscenti can see them!

And, they are way more comfortable than having weird plastic straps all over your butt!

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 Post subject: Re: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:50 am 
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What is up with the crazy pantaloon trend on kickstarted? First the anti rape underwear and now this?!


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 Post subject: Re: Absolutely mystifying pantaloon Kickstarter.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:39 pm 
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the anti rape underwear


WHAT

I'm afraid to even look that up, lest my rage finally cause me to actually literally explode, in the way in which literally was originally intended to be used.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:14 pm 
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smoothie wrote:
the anti rape underwear


WHAT

I'm afraid to even look that up, lest my rage finally cause me to actually literally explode, in the way in which literally was originally intended to be used.


I saw the video for that a month or two ago. It's not a horrible product necessarily (valid technology and all), but I hope nobody has such a strong fear of rape that they feel the need to wear anti-rape underwear every day.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:16 pm 
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Also, I just did a google image search for "sanitary napkin belt" because of this thread, and I have immense compassion for the ladies who had to deal with that.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:13 am 
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5 of the 6 backers are clearly men. (the 6th is unclear and also deleted)

also, baba is a word parents use when speaking to their babies.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:30 am 
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I don't think I'd call these sexy. All I can think about when I look at them is how sweaty it will be under those straps.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:01 am 
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maybe they mean babagannoush pantaloons? that might be less gross than these things.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:10 am 
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When this thread got bumped I was kinda hoping maybe someone gifted them or received them for the holidays. (wah wah, insert Charlie Brown sad music.)


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