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 Post subject: Thread for inventing Roller Derby Chick names
PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:28 am 
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Inspired by a blog post from a local weekly rag, here is a link to all the taken Roller Derby names! http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/ I have decided it can be a lot of fun to come up with pun-names for this kind of thing. Check to see if your name ideas are taken, and if not, post them here for lawls.

My idea: Hermione Maim-her

Funny ones I saw that are registered on the list already: Sarah Impailin', Joanna Gruesome.

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my brother's is "point counter-point" because he's the scoring official.


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a lady who actually lives near here's real name is Barb Dwyer... say it out loud. it's totally cute and tough.






















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❀madam dahlia❀ wrote:
a lady who actually lives near here's real name is Barb Dwyer... say it out loud. it's totally cute and tough.


Wow! If I ever do roller derby I want to use that name. I will wear a shirt with a Pam Anderson PETA graphic as my uniform.


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Smash Ketchum? Maybe Pokemon isn't so intimidating.

Fox Mauled-her? haha

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I'd also recommend The Mad Splatter, but that can also sound a little gross.

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cstadt wrote:
I'd also recommend The Mad Splatter, but that can also sound a little gross.


I like it. X-files one awesome too.


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Yay for hyphens:

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I'd go with 7 Year bisque.

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Some for the refs -
Bryn Damage
Pete Tzar
Peter Rabid


(I'm on the roster, my derby name is Becky Thump. Please say if you'd don't geddit.)


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I would totally cheer for you.

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Oh wait, I already had one and it was Missy Yells-a-lot, coined by my husband.

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cstadt wrote:
Yay for hyphens:

Hell-o-kitty
Soy-lent Mean
Shake-a-Spear or Shake-a-Speare
Wander-bust or Wunder-bust
MacDeath
Julius Seize-her


damn! These BOTH are kind of taken: Octavius Seize-her: 2007-05-07 (Nashville Rollergirls) & Soylent Mean
I probably should have read the list.

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Peter Rabid


Peter Rabid is already on there: Peter Rabid: 2009-05-29 (Hudson Valley Horrors)

It's hard! I thought of Sailor Doom but checked, and it's already on the list.

So once you're part of a team do you register on this thing so no one reuses your name? It makes sense because there are an eff-ton of Candy-somethings.

I didn't see many Vegan-somethings. Veganasaurus-Rex?

These are there though:
Vega Deth
Vega Vendetta
Vegan Demon
Vegan Vixen
Veganater (The)
Veganatrix

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Hey, I know Vegan Vixen!

I suggest: Tyrannis Morrissette

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I just realised that I kinda like Widder Shins, but me and my ethnology friends would probably be the only ones who think that's clever. (Widdershins basically just means counter-clockwise, but in archaic cosmology, the motion is considered unlucky. I'm a nerd.)

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I actually kinda love that.

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This makes me think of the super awesome webcomic Riot Nrrd:

http://www.riotnrrdcomics.com/2010/02/9-blue-pun-ugh/

(So many Joss Whedon references, you Whedonfiles!)

My partner's suggestion (for a ref) was Jean-Luc Picarnage.

I think mine would be Fran Savage.


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Oh, I just came up with a new one: Ursula LeGuns...?


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