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 Post subject: Goth In Whole Foods
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:22 pm 
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http://gothinwholefoods.tumblr.com/

Mel and I are dedicating our lives to this. Contribute! Just make sure you're wearing fingerless fishnet gloves when you take pics. You can post them here and I will repost and come up with captions.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:30 pm 
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This is magnificent.


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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:37 pm 
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I like this a lot

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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Hahahaha. So many things already. I never would have thought there'd be so many spooky foods there.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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Will you accept submissions from smaller health food stores?

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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Haha hilarious!

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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This is so so so excellent.

mrsbadmouth wrote:
Will you accept submissions from smaller health food stores?

Or the health food sections of other grocery stores? (For those of us who don't have Whole Foods)


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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:21 pm 
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One of the checkout people at the WF here in town has this fantastic hair. He's a sort of androgynous guy who usually wears black and a bit of eyeliner, I think, and has a sort of spiked halo of hair on the back of his head. Super nice guy, too. I haven't checked out his footwear, but I bet they're black and booty.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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i wear all black & docs to whole foods.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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So, the tumblr crashed my iPad... twice. this must be srs goth

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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I love this, except now I have the voice of Dave Gahan in my head singing it as "pasta and servant"


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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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Where are you, forbidden black rice?


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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:23 pm 
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leonardo wrote:
I love this, except now I have the voice of Dave Gahan in my head singing it as "pasta and servant"


It's a lot
(it's a lot)
It's a lot
(it's a lot)
It's a lot
(it's a lot)
It's a lot
like rice.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:54 pm 
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solipsistnation wrote:
leonardo wrote:
I love this, except now I have the voice of Dave Gahan in my head singing it as "pasta and servant"


It's a lot
(it's a lot)
It's a lot
(it's a lot)
It's a lot
(it's a lot)
It's a lot
like rice.


Ha! Thank you for the awesome earworm.
I haven't tried most of those products. I'M NOT GOTH ENOUGH.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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Currant 93, bwhahaha.


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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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That is so awesome!


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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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I have to go to WF soon to get more coffee creamer and now I'm going to be wandering around the store laughing to myself looking for goth produce

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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I love this! Next time I'm in London I'll head to Whole Foods wearing my most teenage goth nail polish.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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lurky mclurkerson wrote:
Currant 93, bwhahaha.



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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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heres some from my trip to WF today. i will admit i am the least goth person there is so i dont know how funny or fitting these are but i tried. ;-)

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i dont no how goth this is but it made me laugh

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my favorite!!
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Unrelated, but cramp bark?? I need to know if this works.

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 Post subject: Re: Goth In Whole Foods
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Today's adventures in goth WFing:

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