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 Post subject: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:11 pm 
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This is so random.

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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So very weird. A spoiled cookie heist!

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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great comments over there. classic stuff.

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I'll be back every day! You can count on it!

This is a terrible plan for a thief.

I admire her tenacity though!


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At least she's goin' for the good stuff...


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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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great comments over there. classic stuff.


Yes, I appreciate how so many people are chalking her behavior up to "well, she's vegan, whaddya expect?"

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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This is a terrible plan for a thief.


Basically. But funny!


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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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Lixa wrote:
great comments over there. classic stuff.


Yes, I appreciate how so many people are chalking her behavior up to "well, she's vegan, whaddya expect?"


I didn't think "thievery" and "macing people" were traits commonly attributed to vegans!

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:53 pm 
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I'm not getting how they KNOW she's Vegan. Cookies are cookies as far as my omni friends are concerned. She might just appreciate a good cookie. Maybe it's the purple scooter?

And I think she should steal herself a copy of VCIYCJ. She could make her own vegan cookies and stop liberating other people's cookies.


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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:02 pm 
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Lil_Witch_Kitty wrote:
I'm not getting how they KNOW she's Vegan. Cookies are cookies as far as my omni friends are concerned. She might just appreciate a good cookie. Maybe it's the purple scooter?

And I think she should steal herself a copy of VCIYCJ. She could make her own vegan cookies and stop liberating other people's cookies.


the place she's stealing cookies from is all vegan, i'm pretty sure. so maybe she's not vegan, but it's reasonable to assume she is, since she's targeting a vegan establishment. or she hates vegans and is going to drive them all into poverty, one baked good at a time.

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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the place she's stealing cookies from is all vegan, i'm pretty sure. so maybe she's not vegan, but it's reasonable to assume she is, since she's targeting a vegan establishment. or she hates vegans and is going to drive them all into poverty, one baked good at a time.


It could very well be part of a nefarious plot to put them out of business as she's coming back "every day."

Although she's inspired me to go steal another chocolate peanut butter pillow cookie from my cookie jar. That's a cookie worth stealing. Purple scooter lady is a bad influence.

I wonder what kind of cookies she heisted?


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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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Lil_Witch_Kitty wrote:
acr wrote:
the place she's stealing cookies from is all vegan, i'm pretty sure. so maybe she's not vegan, but it's reasonable to assume she is, since she's targeting a vegan establishment. or she hates vegans and is going to drive them all into poverty, one baked good at a time.


It could very well be part of a nefarious plot to put them out of business as she's coming back "every day."

Although she's inspired me to go steal another chocolate peanut butter pillow cookie from my cookie jar. That's a cookie worth stealing. Purple scooter lady is a bad influence.

I wonder what kind of cookies she heisted?

the article says they were gingerbread.

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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*smacking head*

Gingerbread!

Obviously, I'm having short term memory issues. Or I need to work on my reading comprehension skills.

Thank you for the reminder. =)


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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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Well, it couldn't have been me. I hate gingerbread.


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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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maybe she's trying to protect people by keeping gingerbread off the streets.

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Well, it couldn't have been me. I hate gingerbread.


Y'know, there's a thread for that in the kitchen: shameful food secrets. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
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well, one lucky duck is way too expensive! steal me one, lady!

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 Post subject: Re: Woman on Purple Scooter Allegedly Steals Vegan Cookies
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:45 pm 
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Can someone just get that woman a cookie already?! Jeez, she's clearly desperate. Shall we host a cookie swap and invite her? We'll have to include some decoy cookies that explode if she tries to run scoot off with them, though.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:51 pm 
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