| Register  | FAQ  | Search | Login 
It is currently Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:32 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 34 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:30 pm 
Lime and a Coconut
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:42 am
Posts: 2394
Location: Smugville, CA
See?

Image

Image

_________________
"Maybe Miley just needed to have her anal glands expressed?" -Tofulish
Sews Before Bros


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:31 pm 
Chard Martyr
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pm
Posts: 9993
Location: Astoria, NY by way of San Diego, CA
veiny!

_________________
I am not a troll. I am TELLING YOU THE ******GOD'S TRUTH****** AND YOU JUST DON'T WANT THE HEAR IT DO YOU?


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:34 pm 
Bathes in Braggs
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:42 pm
Posts: 1372
Location: sf
Did you eat it? Or are you going to save it and show it to local news journalists/reporters, and maybe tell them it's the penis of Jesus?

Edited to add "it's the" right before "penis."


Last edited by CNA on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:36 pm 
Venomous Head of Veganism
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 8477
Stop touching it.

_________________
"You guys are a little bit fast to identify as not-mumbles. " ~ mumbles


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:40 pm 
A Bad Person
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:24 pm
Posts: 2902
Location: Soy City
IsaChandra wrote:
Stop rubbing it.


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:40 pm 
Has it on Blue Vinyl
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:31 pm
Posts: 2133
Location: 510
Mmm...smegma-y...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:43 pm 
The Real Hamburger Helper
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:43 pm
Posts: 2415
I haven't seen Tings in forever! I thought they stopped making them


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:13 pm 
Grandfathered In
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:41 pm
Posts: 9186
Location: Seattle
That's not a dick. It's a cockandballs.

_________________
Did somebody say Keep on rockin?


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:14 pm 
Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:27 pm
Posts: 1957
Location: Ashevegas, NC
They make stroganoff-flavored Tings now?

_________________
"Some of my best friends hate Oreos. I once let one use my bathroom." -Shy Mox


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:14 pm 
Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Posts: 4484
Location: Philadelphia
Best thread title ever.

_________________
@amandabear / illustration portfolio / will draw for cookies / more tea wesley?

"I'm now officially wafflesexual." - booberthefraggle


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:18 pm 
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:17 pm
Posts: 2791
Location: Boston, MA
if there was a vegan Weekly World News, that would be on the front page.

_________________
"If I were M. de la Viandeviande, I would now write a thirteen page post about how you have to have free will to be vegan, but modern science does not suggest any evidence for free will, therefore it is impossible to be vegan." -mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:19 pm 
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:17 pm
Posts: 2791
Location: Boston, MA
also, did you put it in your mouth?

if you know what I mean?

_________________
"If I were M. de la Viandeviande, I would now write a thirteen page post about how you have to have free will to be vegan, but modern science does not suggest any evidence for free will, therefore it is impossible to be vegan." -mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:21 pm 
Has it on Blue Vinyl
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:31 pm
Posts: 2133
Location: 510
Tings: All That and a Bag of Dicks

Robert's can pay me later for that advertising gem.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:31 pm 
Top of the food chain & doesn't need to prove it
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:00 pm
Posts: 637
Location: Chicago
I wish you found the Dick Ting in a bag of Veggie Booty. Dick in 'da booty.


Dick Tings and Veggie Booty should be sold in one bag, naughty mix style.

_________________
My NEW! Blog
My Twitter
My Facebook

Formerly rad.badger


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:32 pm 
Lime and a Coconut
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:42 am
Posts: 2394
Location: Smugville, CA
Just so you all know, I totally ate it, right after I took the photos.

_________________
"Maybe Miley just needed to have her anal glands expressed?" -Tofulish
Sews Before Bros


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:34 pm 
Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Posts: 4484
Location: Philadelphia
frozenveggies wrote:
Dick Tings and Veggie Booty should be sold in one bag, naughty mix style.

I would buy so many bags of this.

_________________
@amandabear / illustration portfolio / will draw for cookies / more tea wesley?

"I'm now officially wafflesexual." - booberthefraggle


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:35 pm 
Just Loathin' Around!
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:17 pm
Posts: 6655
Location: bindlestiff
Quarantined wrote:
if there was a vegan Weekly World News, that would be on the front page.

I have a goal.

_________________
Ovoids=not vegan --invictus

Panda With Cookie


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:36 pm 
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:17 pm
Posts: 2791
Location: Boston, MA
frozenveggies wrote:
I wish you found the Dick Ting in a bag of Veggie Booty. Dick in 'da booty.


my 1st sig of the new boards!

_________________
"If I were M. de la Viandeviande, I would now write a thirteen page post about how you have to have free will to be vegan, but modern science does not suggest any evidence for free will, therefore it is impossible to be vegan." -mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:36 pm 
Has it on Blue Vinyl
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:31 pm
Posts: 2133
Location: 510
This thread has really made me want Tings. No, wait, I mean dick.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:37 pm 
Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan Vegan
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Posts: 4484
Location: Philadelphia
mel c wrote:
This thread has really made me want Tings. No, wait, I mean dick.

Personally it's inspired a voracious craving for dick dipped in nutritional yeast. Best of both worlds!

_________________
@amandabear / illustration portfolio / will draw for cookies / more tea wesley?

"I'm now officially wafflesexual." - booberthefraggle


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:38 pm 
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:17 pm
Posts: 2791
Location: Boston, MA
pandacookie wrote:
Quarantined wrote:
if there was a vegan Weekly World News, that would be on the front page.

I have a goal.

pandacookie, Editor in Chief

_________________
"If I were M. de la Viandeviande, I would now write a thirteen page post about how you have to have free will to be vegan, but modern science does not suggest any evidence for free will, therefore it is impossible to be vegan." -mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:04 pm 
Addicted to B12 Enemas
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:41 pm
Posts: 231
This is definitely one of those threads where I wish there was a "Like" button I could click.

_________________
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead.-Tom Waits


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:08 pm 
Making Threats to Punks Again
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:22 pm
Posts: 1117
Location: va
waxwolf wrote:
This is definitely one of those threads where I wish there was a "Like" button I could click.


yep!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:16 pm 
No-pants hermit 4 lyfe
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 am
Posts: 3024
Location: BKLN
now i'm going to think of smegma every time i see tings. thanks for ruining snacktime for me, everybody.

_________________
"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear
"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: I found a dick in my bag-o-Tings
PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:41 pm 
Has it on Blue Vinyl
User avatar
Offline

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:49 pm
Posts: 2122
Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
Just so you all know, I totally ate it, right after I took the photos.

Did you swallow?

_________________
Louzilla Lovegood Letters | Dumbledore's Vegan Army
Don't have a cow, man.


Top
 Profile WWW  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 34 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: dropscone, Google [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot], muffinpants and 3 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Template made by DEVPPL/ThatBigForum and fancied up by What Cheer