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 Post subject: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:07 am 
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anyone know? it is pretty fantastic.


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:09 am 
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Is it under your bed?


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:12 am 
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no! although there are lots of socks.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:14 am 
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Is it on the towel rack? I'm confused, have you lost it, or is this like 20 questions?

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:16 am 
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i don't know where it is! i feel a responsibility to know its whereabouts in case the vogons attack.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:17 am 
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hidden because someone used it to clean up after changing the oil? this never happens to me


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:19 am 
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Do you have roommates? Did they use it instead of toilet paper and toss it in the hamper with the laundry?


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
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if anyone used it to clean up after an oil change i'm gonna stab them in the ovaries!


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:22 am 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
Do you have roommates? Did they use it instead of toilet paper and toss it in the hamper with the laundry?



this reminds me of a david sedaris story.

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
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I ate it. Sorry.

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:24 am 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
Do you have roommates? Did they use it instead of toilet paper and toss it in the hamper with the laundry?


i bought toilet paper last night so they better not have!


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:24 am 
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I ate it. Sorry.


dammit! but where was it before you ate it?


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:28 am 
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whichsarah wrote:
Dr. Horrible wrote:
I ate it. Sorry.


dammit! but where was it before you ate it?

Well in my frying pan. Before that I hid in your bathroom walls for three days, stalking and waiting until finally I could grab it, so I think the last place was probably your hair. Mmm.

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:29 am 
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whichsarah wrote:
joyfulgirl wrote:
Do you have roommates? Did they use it instead of toilet paper and toss it in the hamper with the laundry?


i bought toilet paper last night so they better not have!

But it's softer than toilet paper. Maybe they had a rash. Or they're trying to be more eco friendly.


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:31 am 
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this isn't your travelling veganstock towel is it? Who had it last?

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:33 am 
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interrobang?! wrote:
Who had it last?


that's what i'm trying to figure out!

seriously, if any of you spoiled its innocence/cleanliness there will be ovary-stabbing.


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:34 am 
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actually i don't know if it was that clean to begin with so scratch that part.


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:36 am 
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Did you check the bottom of the closet? all your drawers?


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:37 am 
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you should have put a homing device on it. or did you think your scent would be enough?

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
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Do you have access to dogs that can sniff it out?


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:40 am 
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What does it look like? Did you check under and behind the couch?

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:41 am 
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i have a cat, maybe she will find it? also i don't have a closet or drawers.

i was pretty smelly, ask anyone, so my scent damn well should have been enough!


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:43 am 
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it's blue and has some really fantastic/sxxxi people on it. also i wrote my name on it in sharpie so that everyone would know it was mine.

there is nothing under the couch except a bunch of toy mice.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:55 am 
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Maybe it's way in the back of the freezer, where I finally found my lost loaf of bread weeks after loosing it. I don't see any blue towels with fantastic sxxxi people on them around here.

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:57 am 
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You need to add three syllables to the title of this thread.

Then we can sing it to the tune of [i]Carmen San Diego[/i}

Also, I was gonna suggest the freezer (just to appear helpful), but Rhizo beat me to it.

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