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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:31 pm 
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Oopsie! drunk'ed & shoulda gone to bed earlier. Work in 6 hours!

must drink my 2 pints of watr and then.... bed...

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:53 am 
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Drunken Andy, reporting for duty.

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Most of a bottle of red wine plus Beatles Rockband. When I could n longer play guitar I sang earnestly in honor of unrequited crush.

Between this and the Daria quote in your sig I think I quite like you. My current state of inebriation came from plenty of beers and Rock Band 3. Cannot wait for the London Calling full album DLC next week.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:34 am 
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Most of a bottle of red wine plus Beatles Rockband. When I could n longer play guitar I sang earnestly in honor of unrequited crush.


Yay. Four pints of beer last night and several pirated versions of We Sing. We even tried Total Eclipse of the Heart, that's how drunk we were. My favourite was our drunk version of Meat Loaf's I Would Do Anything for Love. I'm glad that I will never be able to hear what we sounded like.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:05 pm 
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Drunk riiiight now. Yes indeeedddyy. I am eating soyyoghurt and watchin Daria. I love my life sometims.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:24 pm 
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So drunk. Still able to type semi-coherently, but yeah, pretty smashed. I want to go to bed but I need to brush my teeth first, but I totally don't want to. What do I do???


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:38 pm 
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My vitex is in a grain alcohol suspension and 12 drops are impairing me. Its taking way too long to type.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:53 pm 
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So drunk. Still able to type semi-coherently, but yeah, pretty smashed. I want to go to bed but I need to brush my teeth first, but I totally don't want to. What do I do???


Take a 7 hour nap on your couch and then brush your teeth!


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:55 pm 
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My vitex is in a grain alcohol suspension and 12 drops are impairing me. Its taking way too long to type.


I don't know what vitex is, but it sounds like a good time.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:06 am 
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I'm home alone with 12 8 blue moons and I have a pissed off heart. This is becoming a trend.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:38 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:50 am 
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It's 10.47am, and I think I'm still drunk from the bottle + glass of wine I drank last night sitting on the kitchen floor with my roommate and the cat.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:30 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:53 pm 
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GAH! I agreed to call Africa (not gonna give a more specific country cuz it's work shiitake) at 2am, my local time. aka in 2hrs10min from now.

Then decided that 2 margaritas and 3 glasses of wine with my roommate was a great idea. God I'm glad Chrome has spellchecker. And now I'm going to PPK for a bit, shower at some point to revive my brain, and then make my work phone call and be super professional and shiitake at 2 forking am. At least I won't be hungover. Hungover is somehow waaaayyyy worse than working from home tipsy. Right? Right.


eta - and now I'm sooooo tempted to have another glass of wine! Why does wine have to taste so good? It's a pinot grigio, yumsigh.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:31 am 
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I'm not drunk, but I know at least 6 people who are. One of them decided he really wanted to, despite being told it was a bad idea, take a seat on the sidewalk. Subsequently passed out, and had to be carried home. Another got his phone confiscated and had his mother pick him up, that was funny. Grown man being picked up at a bar by his mother. He was too drunk to even know it was really her, kind of sad, but still going to be a good story tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:52 pm 
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Working on it- my ride was canceled due to rain, so instead of training inside, I'm having mimosas and pancakes. hell, yes.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:53 pm 
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I work in a pub, so drunk is the new black.

I've had two glasses of rosé, a shot of chilli wine, half a pint of bitter and maybe a bottle of red wine at a charity thing I went to after work because the barman is my almost-fiancé and therefore I can help myself. And some orange juice, because vitamins are important!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:09 pm 
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I work in a pub, so drunk is the new black.

I've had two glasses of rosé, a shot of chilli wine, half a pint of bitter and maybe a bottle of red wine at a charity thing I went to after work because the barman is my almost-fiancé and therefore I can help myself. And some orange juice, because vitamins are important!


I sparkly- heart you. With extra glitter.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:41 pm 
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I'm not drunk, but I'm having a dark and stormy before I work out. Way to go, me!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:28 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:24 pm 
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I'm home alone with 12 8 blue moons and I have a pissed off heart. This is becoming a trend.

Are you me? Seriously.

Tequila sunrises until the sun rises! Bah! I don't get drunk typing impaired... I'm bummed out about my sudden lack of social life. Also by the fact that I seem to repel men. Yay! fork.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:24 am 
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It is 3:30 in the morning and am discussing the nature of palm trees. So totally this is me.

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ppk! It has been a long time. Love how grad school sucks my life away...

And working on drunkish. Got an open bottle of red wine with dinner since I don't know what to do with myself since this bf is home with a stomach bug, and this is usually our cook at home date night. Reallllly don't want to grade lab reports as I was grading exams earlier today...


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:27 pm 
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