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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:09 pm 
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I'm trying to recover from the beer/veggie burger/onion ring/tots/taco/cherry vodka/more tots/pinot noir festival we just had. It was glorious, and I think I am more full than drunk at this point.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:13 pm 
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3 glasses of white wine. I just texted my husband to come home and take advantage of me. (He's out for the weekly Friday Night Nerd-Out.)

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:39 pm 
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OK, hubby's not home. But I'm so happy. :-D

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:59 pm 
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You could take advantage of yourself..... Or text him sexy drunk photos.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:43 pm 
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Nah, now I'm too sleepy.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:24 pm 
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Wheeeeeeee!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:02 am 
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I AM DRUNK NOW. ENTERTAIN.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:39 am 
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I AM DRUNK NOW. ENTERTAIN.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:33 pm 
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You know, it's like, when you have only eaten brownies and rice and you have to go to a birthday pastry, don't rely on people who decide to shave their heads on a whim because you'll get drunk before leaving re house out of sheer rum-drinking boredom


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:52 am 
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I just finished the California forking Bar Exam, and I am drunk right now. I took it along with one of my peripheral study buddies, who I'm sure passed, and with whom I had copious drinks tonight. In spite of much touchy feely shenanigans, no sex! Despite touchy feely shenanigans to the point that that would have been reasonable. I have to admit, drunk V-Bot is a little annoyed. I understand that sober V-bot would give me a firm talking to about sexual etiquette and such, but sober V-Bot isn't here right now. Suffice it to say that my contention that I am rather unfamiliar with the realm of hooking up was met with astonished disbelief. Flattering as this was, it did not help my present situation. It seemed instead to destroy my credibility, despite the fact that my argument was entirely true. Currently home alone, am and very aware of a few things. (1): the fact that hooking up did not occur was intellectually a good idea. (2) I don't effing care because drunk sex with this lady sounds rather like what pure amazing would be like. (3) when and if I review this entry while sober, I will likely regret at least three of the things I have mentioned.

More seemingly encouraging facts apply, but I need to pass out now that it's almost 3 AM.

This has been a report from drunken V-Bot. Expect an associated response from sober V-Bot, with potential apologies for being a dick. Or affirmations regarding being unexpectedly declined by an effing gorgeous woman. I'm not exactly sure what yet. Probably apologies.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:01 pm 
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I'm in my underpants, drinking Racer 5, and listening to Archers of Loaf. There is a breeze that seems to be finding its way into my room despite the close proximity of my house to the neighbors.

Yay.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:24 am 
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Hehe. Lots of wii singing again last night. And I have to go to work today...


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:01 pm 
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bathsheba wrote:
You know, it's like, when you have only eaten brownies and rice and you have to go to a birthday pastry, don't rely on people who decide to shave their heads on a whim because you'll get drunk before leaving re house out of sheer rum-drinking boredom


The funniest thing about this post is that I don't even know anybody who has shaved their head lately.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:53 pm 
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Personally I liked 'birthday pastry'

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:06 pm 
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okay, not drunk at all because I only had like half a shot worth of vodka, but I have to tell you guys about this drink my friend made me, because it was brilliant and I was sad I hadn't thought of it first.

orange seltzer water+vanilla vodka
TASTES LIKE A LIGHT BUBBLY CREAMSICLE

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:41 pm 
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I've had white wine sangria lingering in the fridge for 2 or 3 days that I finally opened. It has peaches, golden raspberries, blackberries and lemon. yay!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:07 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:23 pm 
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I think it's time for another Godfather double-shot!

Then I may go out in the storm and crack my bullwhip a few times (it's nylon).
No one else is here.. Just me and little buddy tonight, I guess.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:12 pm 
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I'm here HappyAsh! Planned on watching a movie tonight, but got a bit happy eating sushi and drinking wine while waiting for Irene to visit us so am ppking instead.


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I'm here HappyAsh! Planned on watching a movie tonight, but got a bit happy eating sushi and drinking wine while waiting for Irene to visit us so am ppking instead.


I'm still waiting for the craziness. We have light rain, but that's about it so far.
I won't even tell you how many godfathers I've had so far... I needed to throw caution to the wind.. My brain has been on worry-overdrive for too long now.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:48 pm 
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Forgot to ask, what do you put in your sushi? I'm always looking for new ideas.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:08 pm 
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I change it around every time, but tonight this was the list:
- basic broiled tofu (from Veganomicon)
- avocado
- cucumber
- carrot
- red capsicum (pepper if you will)
- blanched green beans
- roasted asparagus
- mushrooms (shiitake, cremini & some other kind) sauteed in a little soy sauce and sugar
- blanched spinach tossed with sesame oil and toasted pine nuts.

We did roll your own tonight. I cut the nori sheets into quarters and we lay everything out and then you just go for it. It's awesome. I mix up the vegetables each time and sometimes make some different sauces.


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Tonight was meant to be 'date night' but we cancelled because of the storm - didn't want a sitter to have to drive to us. So sushi and wine was a good substitute.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:37 pm 
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merlot, old audrey hepburn movie, (husband in bed, bored to sleep watching said movie) waiting for the hurricane.

this thread is making me wish i had sushi though! when we make it at home we usually do avocado, cucumber, portobello marinated in soy sauce & garlic and then sauteed, and peanuts.... for peanut avo rolls and other various combos. yum.......


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