the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread

AusFox · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:25 am

Which Audrey Hepburn movie?

ndpittman · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:34 pm

It's me! I'm drunk now!

Fizzgig · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:48 pm

I'm not, tell me funny things, drunk ndpittman!

BunniesRevenge · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:40 am

I'm drinking pbr and its starting to taste really good :)

ndpittman · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:39 am

Ha, I ended up going to bed pretty shortly after that. Well, after eating a ton of Carr's whole wheat crackers, dark chocolate dreams pb, and ricemellow creme in a modified s'more.

I hate it when I say I'm only going to have one beer (when someone else is paying). I always end up a little drunk if it's not on my dime!

ETA: Actually, now I remember, I watched Jersey Shore before sleeping, post eating. They actually seem reasonable if you're drunk enough, amIright?!

AusFox · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:19 pm

Fork, it's me, on this thread again. Drunk NOW

ExpiredSanity · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:03 am

I'm curious to know if ndpittman's jersey shore theory is right, so AusFox go watch some now!

HappyAsh · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:37 am

Had a lot of godfather doubleshots... College buddy from Purdue is visiting. He went to sleep and I'm still up.

Staring at bottle of Jameson and the Heine I'm going to chase it with. Gotta do something fun tomorrow so I have a better story!

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:23 am

still not drunk, but was just around a fuckton of drunk people. One of whom drank about a pint of Ice101 and then spent the rest of the evening vomiting. attractive.

AusFox · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:42 pm

ExpiredSanity wrote:

I'm curious to know if ndpittman's jersey shore theory is right, so AusFox go watch some now!

I couldn't bring myself to watch Jersey Shore. And I'm planning on staying off this thread for awhile. Honest.

bigpinkjellybean · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:33 pm

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! yaaaay!

fupapack · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:39 pm

8ball · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:12 pm

I'm the most forking hammered I've been in about 2.5 years. I'm going to feel real bad tomorrow.

HappyAsh · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:36 pm

After clinching the NL East title..... There has been some alcohol consumed. Now I'm singing like a rockstar playin rockband 3!
Rivers Cuomo, eat your forkin heart out, because look EXACTLY like Buddy Holly!

HappyAsh · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:39 pm

I almost forgot to mention UDO...
UDO is spinning and Riley is rubbing and snuggling on Bob Ottoman right next to me.

(If you don't know what UDO is, look it up on youtube.)

BunniesRevenge · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:42 am

I bruised my tailbone this week, and self medicating seems like the only way to keep the pain at bay.... soo0o0 I'm drinking. :) a lot.

AutumnLeaves · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:08 pm

BunniesRevenge wrote:

I bruised my tailbone this week, and self medicating seems like the only way to keep the pain at bay.... soo0o0 I'm drinking. :) a lot.

Dude! It's MONDAY! Shame! *piously wags finger*

Sorry about your tailbone. That must suck. :-(

ExpiredSanity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:13 pm

Heeeyyyyy! I bought a 2L bottle of cider, I was supposed to go to Nate's birthday party/show (he is playing, their band is called Siren Songs and Legs singso so they are forking amazing!!!!!) buttttt I worked a long asparagus shift today and I had a glass of cider, and I don't want to walk to Adanac and Victoria, so fork NATE! (No seriously, I love that mother hubbard who never remembers my name). SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to yooouuuu! YOu rock hard, I hope to see you play one of htese days. fork yeaeeehhh. You're not even vegan though so you will never see this :((((((
Also, if you ordered a package from vancouver that shipped via canada post internationally or by FedEx I most likely molested you package today. Rgua is a long asparagus post.
I molest all the packages at my work.

ExpiredSanity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:16 pm

Somebody talk to me! I will solve all your life problems and questions!

AusFox · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:17 pm

Hooray ExpiredSanity! I was all like, well I don't want to be the one to post in this thread, no one else has posted since September. But you know, holla!

AusFox · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:18 pm

ExpiredSanity wrote:

Somebody talk to me! I will solve all your life problems and questions!

Fork yeah. Let's have a deep & meaningful here now. It's therapy, ppk style.

ExpiredSanity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:20 pm

Hello AusFox! Why is your name AusFox if you are from the US? I'd assume you were a Jackel or some other fox like creature from Australia. Or are you Austrian? Are Jackels even in Australia?

AusFox · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:28 pm

Ha! Well the Aus is from Australia (fairly obviously) and the Fox is from my actual name. ExpiredSanity....well some days I just feel the same, so not many questions there.

AusFox · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:30 pm

Maybe that's confusing.... I'm not actually from the US, just living here at the moment. Going home soon! Though I love being here too.

ExpiredSanity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:30 pm

Just to share how awesome Legs is and why people whould listen to their mustic, she made this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DTKieya-MFQ/T ... retch2.jpg At least I think she made it. She posted it on whateverboard and that is good enough for me.

Somebody drew a penis on my fridge. That is what I get for letting people I don't know crash here while drunk. I'm never getting my damage deposit back.

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