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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:32 pm 
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Aus is back! Where is Australia are you from? I have friends in places down there, I would have to read my e-mail to remember where from, but they are from somewhere. Why do so many Aussies come up here? You guys have platypuses and kangaroos and shiitake. Seriously. YOu guys have the coolest animals ever!

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:36 pm 
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Did you know platypuses secret milk all over their body? I didn't. PPK Teaches me everything I know.,

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:00 am 
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Hello! Moose, coyotes, raccoons and squirrels! We are equally enamored! Not to mention Wholefoods. We dream of that little vegan 'v' symbol on packets of food. Well, at least I do.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:05 am 
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You have jackals, you don't need coyotes! Also, you won't find any moose in VA. Squirrels, forking hell they don't have pouches. Animals with pouches are the pinnacle of evolution.
Also fork Wholefoods, I'm not driving 30 mins to buy overpriced tofu. fork them and their west van ways. fork west van (except the ppkers who live in west van, you're cool). forking crassholes lock their dumpsters too. fork them, some of us are broke as shiitake and want to flirt with dumpster diving girls but can't if you lock your forking dumpsters. Can I say fork anymore?

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:14 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:16 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:30 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:33 pm 
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Buzzed-ish would be the right description. Having tasty beer while I'm waiting for the bf to come over. He got sidetracked at work and is 2 hrs later than he told me he'd be over. Oh the glamorous life of grad students.

Do I get bonus points for making him brownies even if they aren't warm from the oven anymore?


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:45 pm 
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I'm not drunk now, but I was REALLY drunk a week ago at karaoke. I brought my camera with me that night and just discovered 143 pictures that never made it off my memory card. A lot of them I don't really remember taking. A few of them someone else took, because I'm in them. And I look drrrrunk.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:50 am 
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I am full of wine!

The ex from Boston is visiting for the weekend and we bought a bottle of wine, but he's a lightweight, so he fell asleep after half a glass. Therefore, charitable person that I am, I am finishing the rest of the bottle while watching Doctor Who.

Yay wine!

The art on the bottle is great; it looks like goatse.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:14 am 
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I was last night
I went from 8 hours of standing on concrete floors to drinking half a pitcher of vegan margarita (split pitcher with friend.)
Hit me harder than normal.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:53 pm 
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I might be a bit tipsy, but I think I deserved that. :)


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:13 pm 
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I'm drinking italian lemon soda and organic tequila. Plant strong. I may or may not be slightly drunkered.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:15 pm 
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I loathe my job.. Only reason I'm drinking on a Sunday.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:19 pm 
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Gettin' there. Drinkin' beerz, watchin' Tommy Boy and paintin' Warhammer models. This is the best Thanksgiving ever!


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:46 pm 
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KIND OF. It's my birthday, and I've had many beers. I am composed enough to have kept it together, though, so I'm not that drunk.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:57 pm 
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KIND OF. It's my birthday, and I've had many beers. I am composed enough to have kept it together, though, so I'm not that drunk.


Did you end up finding your husband, though?

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:16 pm 
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Not drunk yet, but I just discovered Organic Rhubarb flavored liquor... It won't be long!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:38 am 
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I thought I wasn't drunge but apparently I am drunge because my spelling has gone to hell and I'm giggling at all the things. I should NOT walk to campus at this hour but I might anyways. Wooo, Cider.


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:34 am 
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That I decided Beer #6 was the perfect mile marker for some very hairy and nigh on irreversible upgrades to a client's database does make a man wonder.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:37 am 
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That I decided Beer #6 was the perfect mile marker for some very hairy and nigh on irreversible upgrades to a client's database does make a man wonder.

This was me the other night with the last bit of tanqueray in the bottle "can't just leave it there all lonely" while i was working on a translation..... luckily i did wait to send til the next morning, and surprisingly, it was quite well done.....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:42 am 
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Well, their site ain't broke. Yet.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:45 pm 
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I guess I'm the regular here now.. Oh well. The Rhubarb stuff is good but it's a bit hard to shoot. Give me Jameson anyday, but he sweet stuff has to have more body!

Tonight I've returned to my traditional drink, which is the Godfather. Shake a light whiskey and any amoretto over ice. I usually use Seagrams Seven, but any light whiskey will do.

It's a very simple and delicious shot.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:57 pm 
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HappyAsh wrote:
Not drunk yet, but I just discovered Organic Rhubarb flavored liquor... It won't be long!

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http://www.artintheage.com/spirits-products/introducing-rhuby/


Where is that stuff sold? The website doesn't seem to say.


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