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ExpiredSanity
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:32 pm |
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| Because Bob Barker Told Me To |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:33 pm Posts: 939 Location: East Van
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Aus is back! Where is Australia are you from? I have friends in places down there, I would have to read my e-mail to remember where from, but they are from somewhere. Why do so many Aussies come up here? You guys have platypuses and kangaroos and shiitake. Seriously. YOu guys have the coolest animals ever!
_________________ "I'm in your vagina, lurkin on your garlics!" - paprikapapaya "My vagina won't even come to the table because she's out fighting crime under the name The Pink Boom." - idatetattooedguys
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ExpiredSanity
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:36 pm |
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| Because Bob Barker Told Me To |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:33 pm Posts: 939 Location: East Van
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Did you know platypuses secret milk all over their body? I didn't. PPK Teaches me everything I know.,
_________________ "I'm in your vagina, lurkin on your garlics!" - paprikapapaya "My vagina won't even come to the table because she's out fighting crime under the name The Pink Boom." - idatetattooedguys
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AusFox
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:00 am |
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| Weird Al Copycat |
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Joined: Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:54 pm Posts: 426 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Hello! Moose, coyotes, raccoons and squirrels! We are equally enamored! Not to mention Wholefoods. We dream of that little vegan 'v' symbol on packets of food. Well, at least I do.
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ExpiredSanity
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:05 am |
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| Because Bob Barker Told Me To |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:33 pm Posts: 939 Location: East Van
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You have jackals, you don't need coyotes! Also, you won't find any moose in VA. Squirrels, forking hell they don't have pouches. Animals with pouches are the pinnacle of evolution. Also fork Wholefoods, I'm not driving 30 mins to buy overpriced tofu. fork them and their west van ways. fork west van (except the ppkers who live in west van, you're cool). forking crassholes lock their dumpsters too. fork them, some of us are broke as shiitake and want to flirt with dumpster diving girls but can't if you lock your forking dumpsters. Can I say fork anymore?
_________________ "I'm in your vagina, lurkin on your garlics!" - paprikapapaya "My vagina won't even come to the table because she's out fighting crime under the name The Pink Boom." - idatetattooedguys
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AutumnVegan
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:14 am |
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| She's No Isa Chandra! |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:00 pm Posts: 746 Location: Milwaukee
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ExpiredSanity
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:16 am |
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| Because Bob Barker Told Me To |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:33 pm Posts: 939 Location: East Van
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Share or taste the wrath of KHAN!
_________________ "I'm in your vagina, lurkin on your garlics!" - paprikapapaya "My vagina won't even come to the table because she's out fighting crime under the name The Pink Boom." - idatetattooedguys
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bastah
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:30 pm |
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| Has it on Blue Vinyl |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:43 pm Posts: 2013
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!111!!!
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simplybecause81
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:33 pm |
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| Baking In The Flavor |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:26 pm Posts: 172 Location: ITH
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Buzzed-ish would be the right description. Having tasty beer while I'm waiting for the bf to come over. He got sidetracked at work and is 2 hrs later than he told me he'd be over. Oh the glamorous life of grad students.
Do I get bonus points for making him brownies even if they aren't warm from the oven anymore?
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carolawesome
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:45 pm |
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| Saggy Butt |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:16 pm Posts: 282 Location: philadelphia
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I'm not drunk now, but I was REALLY drunk a week ago at karaoke. I brought my camera with me that night and just discovered 143 pictures that never made it off my memory card. A lot of them I don't really remember taking. A few of them someone else took, because I'm in them. And I look drrrrunk.
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DarthCupcake
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:50 am |
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| Emotionally Allergic to Dairy |
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Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:28 pm Posts: 3019 Location: San Francisco
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I am full of wine!
The ex from Boston is visiting for the weekend and we bought a bottle of wine, but he's a lightweight, so he fell asleep after half a glass. Therefore, charitable person that I am, I am finishing the rest of the bottle while watching Doctor Who.
Yay wine!
The art on the bottle is great; it looks like goatse.
_________________ Your heart is a muscle the size of a fist Keep loving, keep fighting
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.
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booberthefraggle
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:14 am |
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| Dying from Nooch Lung |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:10 pm Posts: 3445 Location: PWM
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I was last night I went from 8 hours of standing on concrete floors to drinking half a pitcher of vegan margarita (split pitcher with friend.) Hit me harder than normal.
_________________ Space has stared into the tiny syrup holes of our shame and it does not judge us. - Amandabear
I have a blog: http://upthefolks.tumblr.com/ art: http://upthefolksstudio.tumblr.com/
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Phoenix
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:53 pm |
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| Fat Morrissey |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:31 pm Posts: 3736 Location: Graz, Austria
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I might be a bit tipsy, but I think I deserved that. :)
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:13 pm |
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| Mispronounces Daiya |
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I'm drinking italian lemon soda and organic tequila. Plant strong. I may or may not be slightly drunkered.
_________________ Again, you are all brilliant and sexy. And I am lavender-laden and secure in my masculinity. - Sir Brancis Facon
bird noises | book of faces
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HappyAsh
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:15 pm |
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Joined: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:46 pm Posts: 528 Location: Lancaster, PA
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I loathe my job.. Only reason I'm drinking on a Sunday.
_________________ Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouth braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me, baby... Just me.
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hellbee
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:19 pm |
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| Thinks Plants Have Feelings |
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Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:48 pm Posts: 57 Location: s'toon, s'katch
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Gettin' there. Drinkin' beerz, watchin' Tommy Boy and paintin' Warhammer models. This is the best Thanksgiving ever!
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jordanpattern
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:46 pm |
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| Flat Chesty McNoBoobs |
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Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:41 am Posts: 5778 Location: Portland
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KIND OF. It's my birthday, and I've had many beers. I am composed enough to have kept it together, though, so I'm not that drunk.
_________________ If you spit on my food I will blow your forking head off, you filthy shitdog. - Mumbles I can tell you this - no mother hubbard is going to tell me where to pee. - Vantine
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Erika Soyf*cker
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:57 pm |
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| Lime and a Coconut |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:42 am Posts: 1410 Location: Smugville, CA
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jordanpattern wrote: KIND OF. It's my birthday, and I've had many beers. I am composed enough to have kept it together, though, so I'm not that drunk. Did you end up finding your husband, though?
_________________ "I think a lot of dudes can't wrap their heads around the fact that just because their penis doesn't like something doesn't mean that that matters at all." -Jordan Pattern Sews Before Bros Hater-ass critiques of modern San Francisco media
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HappyAsh
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:16 pm |
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| Glenn Beck |
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Joined: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:46 pm Posts: 528 Location: Lancaster, PA
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veganna
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:46 pm |
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| Making Threats to Punks Again |
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Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:59 pm Posts: 1099 Location: heartadixie
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Oktoberfestin' it up in here.
_________________ My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookie I don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee
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Vulgar_Wheat
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:38 am |
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| Attended Chelsea Clinton's Wedding |
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Joined: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:42 pm Posts: 200 Location: pittsburgh, pa
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I thought I wasn't drunge but apparently I am drunge because my spelling has gone to hell and I'm giggling at all the things. I should NOT walk to campus at this hour but I might anyways. Wooo, Cider.
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sameness
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:34 am |
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| Wal-Mart's White Knight |
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Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:21 pm Posts: 1124 Location: WGL/VIC/AUS
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That I decided Beer #6 was the perfect mile marker for some very hairy and nigh on irreversible upgrades to a client's database does make a man wonder.
_________________ "Pure cunt roll au jus, madam?" —mumbles
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:37 am |
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| Seagull of the PPK |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:46 pm Posts: 5758 Location: Brasil
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sameness wrote: That I decided Beer #6 was the perfect mile marker for some very hairy and nigh on irreversible upgrades to a client's database does make a man wonder. This was me the other night with the last bit of tanqueray in the bottle "can't just leave it there all lonely" while i was working on a translation..... luckily i did wait to send til the next morning, and surprisingly, it was quite well done.....
_________________ Buddha says 'Meh'.--matwinser
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sameness
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:42 am |
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| Wal-Mart's White Knight |
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Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:21 pm Posts: 1124 Location: WGL/VIC/AUS
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Well, their site ain't broke. Yet.
Sláinte.
_________________ "Pure cunt roll au jus, madam?" —mumbles
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HappyAsh
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:45 pm |
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Joined: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:46 pm Posts: 528 Location: Lancaster, PA
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I guess I'm the regular here now.. Oh well. The Rhubarb stuff is good but it's a bit hard to shoot. Give me Jameson anyday, but he sweet stuff has to have more body!
Tonight I've returned to my traditional drink, which is the Godfather. Shake a light whiskey and any amoretto over ice. I usually use Seagrams Seven, but any light whiskey will do.
It's a very simple and delicious shot.
_________________ Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouth braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me, baby... Just me.
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Larisa
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Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:57 pm |
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| Wrote Dissertation on Vegans, Meat, and the Deserted Island Question |
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