the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread

bunniee · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:31 pm **Posts:** 1435

Cgvegan wrote:

If I shut one eye there are only two of you.

how many pink elephants do you see if you shut both eyes?

Cgvegan · **Joined:** Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:35 am **Posts:** 451

My favourite are drunk posts that start a story and then just

Cgvegan · **Joined:** Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:35 am **Posts:** 451

bunniee wrote:

Cgvegan wrote:

If I shut one eye there are only two of you.

how many pink elephants do you see if you shut both eyes?

One, and he is very angry

bunniee · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:31 pm **Posts:** 1435

Fizzgig · **Posted:** Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:00 pm

Oh man, I am...and then I read RC's thread about Sable, so I'm a bawling mess. Ugh. Maybe I can pull myself together and get some snuggles from my ManFriend. I love my ManFriend; he is wonderful...really.

Tea · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:09 am

urrrgh no comments 5too srunk

Mars · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:06 am

Tea! Heh, you're too cute.

AutumnLeaves · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:04 pm

Hey Mars! You sparkle. <3

acr · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:35 pm

i'm increasingly troubled by how fond i become of people i've never actually met, when i am so reluctant to feel anything for people i'm around all the time. amelie filled me with hope a decade ago, but now it makes me so disappointed in myself. why don't i ever pick up that book? it is right there.

crowderpea · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:37 pm

Me! I am! Right now!

WOOOO!

DarthCupcake · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:38 pm

I am traversing the winding path to Drunksville and it is delicious and lackadaisical and I am going to be druuuuunk and playing videogames. WINE, Y'ALL. I loves it.

HappyAsh · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:15 pm

I'm so sore from moving all week, I just decided to start drinking early today. My roommate bought me some stuff that he swears by that has arnica in it to get the golf ball sized cramps in my calfs out. Doesn't seem to have done anything yet.

At least I've slept well this week, that's about all I can say. More godfather shots to come.

Freetahtah · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:46 pm

Hayyyyy. Haaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

Me. Woooooooo. I mean, not totally drunk or anything, but pleasantly tipsy. Thank you, wine and also low calorie margarita that I just made because I wanted my buzz to maintain itself!

finnophile · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:14 pm

I thought I was boarderline tipsy/drunk, but I think I'm drunk. I'm kinda happy I forgot to text that guy I like with the time for the movie because I don't trust myself right now. Okay, I think I might be drunk.

8ball · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:27 pm

I'm drunk and am listening to Frank Zappa at the PMRC senate hearing.

bunniee · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:31 pm **Posts:** 1435

I drank 2 shots of Loopy vodka before dinner and I am indeed loopy. I'm going to find the cat and enforce mandatory snuggles.

Emilie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:21 am

I'm not, because it's 8am. but maybe I should.

CoffeeCoffin · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:50 pm

Spiced Cider from Trader Joes heated + Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum + Big Huge Mug = Accidentelly more intoxicated than planned.
Its almost one and all I want to do is dance! Don.t think my neighbors would appreciate that much ....

HappyAsh · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:46 pm

not really drunk, but I'm better that buzzed. took a bunch of vacation this week because I have to use it up or I'll lose it.

Heading back downstairs to do more Godfather shots. They're easy peasy.. and very alchy pleasey.

Mars · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:03 am

Me's.

My BFF (and roomie!) (yeah, in going to keep bringing it up) called in 'sick' and we instead got a bunch of pumpkins to carve and I made Reubens and roasted Brussels sprouts and now they're (both friends and Brussels) all gone, some to sleep, some to has sex, I'm watching 30 rock. James Marsden is hot... Um... My crush is hot... I carved a bison and the drawing was awesome but the pumpkin turned bad because I did it too low so you can only really see the top half... Anyhow.

torque · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:18 pm

God I wish I had some reubens and brussels sprouts right now. Or pumpkins. But I just planted mine and it will take several months before I know if we'll even have any....

I started drinking two hours ago when this stupid malware scan began. No idea how long is left. I think I have another good drink left in me and then i'll be slithering to my bed. In the meantime I'm reading a book about feminist approaches to japanese word choices. Makes me wonder why I don't read this kind of stuff when I have free time and am sober.

parkerk · **Joined:** Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:52 pm **Posts:** 147

OOH. ME.

PPK peeps are so much more awesome than I am. I am in awe of you all.

Testing Margarita recipes tonight, can ya tell?

nondairyqueen · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:28 am

I'm home alone. My husband is out taking pictures of wolves. I spent the day with my parents who are visiting. This wine is super yummy. :)

coldandsleepy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:21 am

Kind of yes. It's 12:30 and I don't want to sleep, I just want to stay up and enjoy these fleeting moments of not panicking about all the things I should be doing with my time other than drinking wine and enjoying fleeting moments.

acr · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:25 pm

i might have accidentally got my hurricane drunk on. i was a little overexcited about my first pumpkin ale of the season.

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