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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:22 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:20 pm 
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I drank beer in a park for the first time this year today and passed out in the sun... It was awesome. I'm still a bit drunk.


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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 7:40 pm 
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why has this thread been idle for a month? oh right, we can't find it when we're havering.

so, i was just trying to keep meself warm on a cold winter night. i am listening to Beethoven concertos and was writing reports for hours and suddenly am done, drunk, and typing at the speed of light. Can't bear to turn off Beethoven.

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 7:58 pm 
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sounds like fun torque!


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 8:29 pm 
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torque wrote:
why has this thread been idle for a month? oh right, we can't find it when we're havering.


i never think i need this thread until i come back the next day and see the nonsense i posted while i was in my cups. sometimes i wish my computer had a built-in breathalyzer.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:09 pm 
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I'm not yet but I am hoping to be shortly! I will come back and post like 97 sad YouTube videos.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:13 am 
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Whoo, little too much vodka in my soy Russian. Didn't think I made it that strong, but two sips and I'm feeling it already. It's definitely not as good. Everybody says not to waste $50 vodka on mixed drinks, but this is far inferior to my usual ($50 vodka is gone, so using crappy Smirnoff).

Watching disaster movie, some meteor crepe. In the first few minutes we have lousy techno-esque music, AND we already met the useless ex who is screwing around and disappoint The Kids. Plus, scientists doing faux sciency stuff with silly terminology while eating pizza late at night!

All the signs are here for this to be a perfect bad disaster movie.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:15 am 
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Ok, now this was pretty awesome. Guy got hit with a little meteor, so the back of his head is smoking. I'm thinking the cgi budget was on the weak side. This is better than the one where the guy stepped into lava and got sucked in.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:39 am 
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Woo! My roommate and I caught up on our shows (all finales!) and I am sufficiently drunk now...he's not drinking, due to his scare of a DUI and jail...(in space to post things...)

Now I am debating on how to tell someone that, while I like their company, I am dating them to make them feel happy, while I am not. Roommate said to lie!

I am continuing drinking delicious oatmeal stout...

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 3:53 am 
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Welllll. Today all day I had no plans and my grand total of two friends in PDX were out of town so I texted my one other person that we see each often cause werk and also there's potential. Ask her if he want s to get a drink tonight an she says yes! So we co out to a lesbian thing but its cute and fine that in there no big deal. Moral of the story! I got out of those! Also, don't say yes to that last whiskey when you think not! Also! Sitting up typing feels a lot better tha. Sleepingz

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It's still light outside and I'm on gin number four. That's the correct amount of gin.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:23 pm 
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Gin! I have tonic sitting around lonely. Time to fixie!

Not drunk yet, probs won't be...but I have fancy gin.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 8:13 pm 
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So, not drunk, but stupid? I had a jar of homemade irish cream, that recipe with the irish whiskey, and soy milk and coconut milk? Anyway, my ex and I made it for Christmas. And its still in my fridge. it doesn't smell bad. And I need it out of the fridge. So, I'm drinking some.

The recipe said to drink within a few days, but really, I'm sure that was just a guess.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:58 pm 
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I'm not drunk, but I thought this was the place to report that I am testing out a new cocktail and this is the first time I've ever thought something needs LESS vodka.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:45 am 
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I am not drunk now but I expect I will be later on. We are going to a stay over party in the countryside to celebrate the 60 years since the coronation of the Queen ... we are taking 6 bottles of vegan fizz ... a Carte D'Or Brut ...

cheers all ...

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:24 pm 
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What was the cocktail, Jdf?

I had two glasses of wine at dinner and I'm gettin here. I may or may not have asked the man over dinne if we could sex tonight. I am reeeaaallllly subtle.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:04 am 
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Mostly through a bottle of 2 Buck Chuck, dying my hair, blasting Acidez, and about to make some of the PPK Peanut Butter Blondies.

Spork yeah friday night! (Though I wish I had someone to share it with)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:30 pm 
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I'm on a plane flying first class for thefirst time and therefore I've had three glasses of wine. Wooooooo

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me and I have to be at work at 8 :(

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:02 am 
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I think I may be drunk enough to post here ... just back from a Humanist morning coffee meeting that descended into drinking wine & chatting 'til 4 in the afternoon with NO lunch ...

smiling & leaning alarming close to the monitor here ...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:56 pm 
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I'm pre-drinking before my dude's work party & I made a frozen mojito using a recipe I found online... I think 1/2 a cup of rum might be a liiiittle too much for one person*!

*one person who doesn't drink often!

Also, it's not even 8pm!

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teacup wrote:
I think I may be drunk enough to post here ... just back from a Humanist morning coffee meeting that descended into drinking wine & chatting 'til 4 in the afternoon with NO lunch ...

smiling & leaning alarming close to the monitor here ...


That sounds fun!

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Here's a tip, don't pre-drink before your husband's work party! You'll fall over durin his DJ set (whilst dancing to Sum 41) and them he'll have to walk you home at 11pm!

The good new is most of his colleagues are in their early 20's & find drunken falling down funny. His bosses had already left!W

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:46 pm 
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You guys, Three Olives Tartz vodka is yumz. Especially mixed with sour mix and grenadine.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 10:04 pm 
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