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 Post subject: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:04 am 
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Somebody make and market this, stat!


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:07 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:25 am 
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Love the vulva in the brand name logo!

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:07 pm 
Calls "cavemen" on that
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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:39 pm 
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So Mars, a Marmitey scrotum is acceptable but hummusybums are not?

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:09 pm 
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I was rather scared to click on that link, but having done so, I'm surprised at how un-shocking it was. I feel that I don't get it.


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:48 pm 
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Marmitey scrotum

There are no words for the images/smells in my head right now.


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:02 pm 
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GreenDuck wrote:
I was rather scared to click on that link, but having done so, I'm surprised at how un-shocking it was. I feel that I don't get it.


Yeah, I was worried that it was going to describe some kind of bodily fluid/funk like that I didn't know about, like toe jam


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:03 pm 
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I just thought it was kinda funny considering so many of us are hummus-lovers. The graphic design is spot-on.


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:07 am 
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I.....um, well......wow.
I guess as someone who prefers savory flavors over sweet I should be interested in this? But honestly I'm just not that excited about hummus that tells me to apply it to any body part that is not the inside of my mouth. In my opinion hummus should be eaten directly and with as little intervention as possible in an energy-efficient manner.


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:48 am 
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Butternut wrote:
GreenDuck wrote:
I was rather scared to click on that link, but having done so, I'm surprised at how un-shocking it was. I feel that I don't get it.


Yeah, I was worried that it was going to describe some kind of bodily fluid/funk like that I didn't know about, like toe jam

This! I was definitely imagining some kind of horrible skin cell and body oil mixture. I think I've had too much gross PPK influence, LOL.

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:40 am 
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I showed this to my friend and she said, "I wonder how they got the chickpeas so smooth. Would a Vitamix work?"

I totally want to mock one of these up and put it in someone's stocking.


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
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Tofulish wrote:
So Mars, a Marmitey scrotum is acceptable but hummusybums are not?

Yep! Salty + human body = yum... sourish, beanish, onionish + human body? :((((((((

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:23 am 
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I'll be honest, it's the green onions on there that are really grossing me out. Not sure why.

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:02 am 
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marmite is shelf stable! if hummus gets up in your places it's gonna be a way bad scene.

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:45 pm 
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I'm so vegan I use tahini as sex lube. AWYEAAAAAAH.

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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:47 pm 
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Love the vulva in the brand name logo!

Brings a whole new meaning to flicking the bean.


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 Post subject: Re: Body Hummus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:51 pm 
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Brings a whole new meaning to flicking the bean.



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