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When a cat sits does it put its butthole on the surface or not?
Yes 20%  20%  [ 9 ]
No 28%  28%  [ 13 ]
Both? 7%  7%  [ 3 ]
Neither? 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Butts 46%  46%  [ 21 ]
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:54 pm 
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Trevor and I are having one of our famed ridiculous disagreements.

I think that when a cat sits down, it puts its bare butthole on the surface.
Trevor thinks that it hovers or somehow otherwise protects its butthole from sitting right on your kitchen table.

So, which is it?

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:04 pm 
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Was this prompted by a certain animation about cat ownership?

I don't think cats take care not to put their buttholes on the surface. Exhibit A: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/ca ... .bbd7k4Q52

The floofy kitty in #3 seems to be far too fluffy. The shorthair #10 clearly gives no forks.

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:14 pm 
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Haha, totally not spurred by anything! There's an animation?

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
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I actually have a glass top dining table and I've been underneath it look up while my cats have sat on it. Both short haired cats, and their fur gathers to cover their bum holes. So no bare bum on surfaces in the case of my cats. I had previously accepted that there were little cat bum prints throughout my home, and it was just best not to think about it.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:35 pm 
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Both of my cats have really fluffy butts. Like I'm not even sure if I've ever seen Olive's butthole.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:57 pm 
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one of my cats sometimes looks like she is hover sitting if she's not fully committed to sitting down -but- she also loves lying down with her butt pressed against whatever vertical surface she can find. the other one, i'm p sure she touches the ol' butthole to the surface every time she sits down.


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After Bigby (dog) poos he always had some poo on his butt so I get him to sit and stay on the grass in the hopes the poo will wipe off, but he seems to have some way of not letting his actual butt hole touch the grass.

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This is so interesting! I always assumed their little buttholes went on furniture, but it's neat to hear that they seem to be able to retract.

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I think when cats sit, it is an illusion of their buttholes touching the surface but they also have fur that covers the area.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:19 pm 
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jean wrote:
I actually have a glass top dining table and I've been underneath it look up while my cats have sat on it. Both short haired cats, and their fur gathers to cover their bum holes. So no bare bum on surfaces in the case of my cats. I had previously accepted that there were little cat bum prints throughout my home, and it was just best not to think about it.


Now I really want to look at my cats' butts from underneath a glass table.


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Guess what?
Cat Butt.

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
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I vote no. From an evolutionary perspective, sitting with an orifice directly on the ground is a bad idea. Plus, buttholes (and I imagine this is also the case with cat buttholes) are pretty sensitive, so sitting directly on them seems... unpleasant.

This is what I tell myself so I can continue to eat at the kitchen table, anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:07 am 
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I answered "butts" in the poll because obviously that's the best answer, but I think they probably do put their butthole on the surface.


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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:11 am 
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strawberryrock wrote:
Both of my cats have really fluffy butts. Like I'm not even sure if I've ever seen Olive's butthole.
Our two cats are ridiculous fluffballs as well; the amount of poop they produce makes me assume they have buttonholes, but I have not personally observed them. As for the hygiene thing, I wipe down counters and cutting boards before food prep and don't dwell on the issue, although we've long since accepted that if the occasional (?!) dog or cat hair makes its way into our food, a little extra protein never comes amiss for spindly vegans like us!
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I actually have a glass top dining table and I've been underneath it look up while my cats have sat on it. Both short haired cats, and their fur gathers to cover their bum holes. So no bare bum on surfaces in the case of my cats. I had previously accepted that there were little cat bum prints throughout my home, and it was just best not to think about it.
This may be my favorite thing anyone has ever said on the PPK. Jean, I salute you for your spirit of scientific inquiry and your willingness to admit to being complete nutter!

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Gershwin is super floofy and probably has enough fur coverage, but Tristan has a naked little butt! I'm convinced he touches.

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:08 am 
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Of COURSE they don't do it when you're looking. They know you're down there-- they want to maintain your false sense of security. When you're not around, it's buttholes on every surface.

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 Post subject: Re: Cat Butt Poll
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Desdemona wrote:
Jean, I salute you for your spirit of scientific inquiry and your willingness to admit to being complete nutter!

This makes me happy. :)


And now, I'd really like to put PPP's Tristan on my dining table.

I having a sneaking suspicion that Solipsistnation is correct, but I'm more comfortable agreeing with JoPa. It's just not in my cat's best interest to put her bare bum on things - I'm really not that tidy.

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pffthahah this thread has made my day!

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Desdemona wrote:
strawberryrock wrote:
Both of my cats have really fluffy butts. Like I'm not even sure if I've ever seen Olive's butthole.
Our two cats are ridiculous fluffballs as well; the amount of poop they produce makes me assume they have buttonholes, but I have not personally observed them. As for the hygiene thing, I wipe down counters and cutting boards before food prep and don't dwell on the issue, although we've long since accepted that if the occasional (?!) dog or cat hair makes its way into our food, a little extra protein never comes amiss for spindly vegans like us!


Yeah, I just never assume any surface is clean anyway until I've cleaned it just then--cat feet are gross too. Also Agnes sleeps on the kitchen table every night. Also I just found cat hair in my coffee.

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Desdemona wrote:
....the amount of poop they produce makes me assume they have buttonholes...


Hehe buttonholes

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Blueberry wrote:
Desdemona wrote:
....the amount of poop they produce makes me assume they have buttonholes...


Hehe buttonholes
BWAH - I just noticed that! DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!

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jean wrote:
It's just not in my cat's best interest to put her bare bum on things - I'm really not that tidy.


Hahaha!

I love this thread.


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Blueberry wrote:
Desdemona wrote:
....the amount of poop they produce makes me assume they have buttonholes...


Hehe buttonholes


I laughed at that, too! Buttonholes may be ruined forever now.

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I'm so disappointed that 'buttonholes' was not intentional.

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