Signs of the Impending Apocalypse

torque · **Posted:** Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:02 pm

FootFace wrote:

Smurfette is advertising designer brands

that site wrote:

I rather fancy a repeated kick in the groin, or a hot poker shoved in my eye than look upon Smurfette Hilton ever forking again

veganna · **Posted:** Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:02 pm

Even worse than those padded bikini tops by A&F
Introducing... the babikini

Mars · **Posted:** Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:30 am

veganna wrote:

The end is fast approaching:
Jersey Shore Love Dolls

"she'll suck the cream right outta your cannoli"

jewbacca · **Posted:** Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:25 am

FootFace wrote:

fork, I want this. Someone send me this so I can wear it to work.

FootFace · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:26 pm

This bookmark/whatsis is several flavors of wrongness.

1. It's for a ridiculous shoe no one needs.
2. Its existence in more than one size (not exactly an innovative feature) is trumpeted as a major selling point.
3. It comes in your choice of colorways.
4. The worst part, though, is the caption under the picture at the top.

the horror, the horror wrote:

As worn by Will Tyler in Mike Lupica's latest novel, The Underdogs.

Everything is for sale. Literature is debased. And, lo, the people will have their minds scooped out.

Mars · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:52 pm

Hah, wow. As worn by a character in a novel... Wow.

FootFace · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:55 pm

Honey Boo Boo gets her own show.

bluedawg · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:41 pm

i saw a commercial for that the other day and my brain almost exploded. i didn't even know who she was; it just seemed That Insane right off the bat.

FootFace · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:48 pm

Pizza Hut perfume

ijustdiedinside · **Joined:** Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pm **Posts:** 8525

Not as good as pizza hut perfume, but is it a sign of the apocalypse that I just got this email in my school account? I mean, if you're going to have an event because of the impending end of the world, shouldn't you know when the actual date is supposed to be?

Quote:

Turtle Shell Health is pleased to present LOVE-SOUL BODY-FOOD, this unique event celebrates easily adaptable changes we can all make in creating awareness for ourselves and our clients by offering new directions in disease prevention, as well as helpful tips and resources for restoring wellness. Scheduled on 12.12.12, our new date has significant meaning in the Ancient Mayan Calendar as the end of times as we know it, and the beginning of a new cycle of evolution for the planet earth, humanity and the cosmos. 12.12.12 is a beautiful opportunity for transformation and healing on a personal, professional and global level, providing that much more significance and meaning for this remarkable event, which is all about implementing change.

bolding is theirs

acr · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:00 pm

FootFace wrote:

Pizza Hut perfume

this is like a gag idea that liz lemon would pitch to jack donaghy. i worked at a pizza hut/d'angelo combo when i was in high school, and i can say with great authority that after the first few days that scent is hard to like, which is a shame, because it's almost impossible to wash it out of your hair.

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