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Author:  DangerZone [ Fri May 13, 2011 5:45 pm ]
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Fascist wrote:
DangerZone, do you specialize in crappy 'music' or something? But yeah, keep it coming since I need whacky crepe to show to my friends IRL.


My roommates are the specialists. I just report their expert findings.

Author:  Ghost Lips [ Fri May 13, 2011 10:07 pm ]
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torque wrote:
i thought "I Whip My Hair Back and Forth" might have been the soundtrack to some sort of apocalyptic event. ^cringe^


No way, that's a bad man tune!

Author:  designedtobekind [ Fri May 13, 2011 10:54 pm ]
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I heard it was coming May 21st. Does anyone know what time? I'm supposed to go to my mom's graduation, but if it's happening before 10am, I won't bother driving all the way down there. I kind of hope it's later because she's supposed to be ordering burritos for us.

Author:  caterpillar [ Fri May 13, 2011 11:09 pm ]
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hoveringdog™ wrote:
And the angel broke the first seal, and lo, it was Friday.

Oh god I finally gave in and watched this. It is so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

Author:  Ghost Lips [ Sat May 14, 2011 8:58 am ]
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It's really not that bad. It's no worse than the majority of autotuned pop songs and the girl is 13, FFS.

Author:  kimba [ Sat May 14, 2011 9:17 am ]
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why are you making me watch these horrible videos?

Author:  PSYCwon [ Sat May 14, 2011 11:31 am ]
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choirqueer wrote:
KarynMC wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
What is he saying in the chorus?? Bad people aren't Negros? What the hell? What does that even mean?


Black people aren't negros.


Ohhhh. Wow. What an...interesting song.



I'm not sure what's racist about that? He's saying he's Inuit, not Eskimo(Pretty sure Eskimo is considered racist to a lot.) Just like Negro is a racist term that was given to black people... At least, that's what I took it as.

Author:  FootFace [ Sun May 15, 2011 7:55 pm ]
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FootFace wrote:
Pageant mom defends injecting 8-year-old daughter's face with botox. With BOTOX!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzvSkIk7xg


UPDATE on the pageant Botox mom:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=88909&tsp=1

Author:  carolawesome [ Sun May 15, 2011 7:57 pm ]
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FootFace wrote:
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this makes me really depressed.

Author:  Imitation Of Chris [ Sun May 15, 2011 10:30 pm ]
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designedtobekind wrote:
I heard it was coming May 21st. Does anyone know what time? I'm supposed to go to my mom's graduation, but if it's happening before 10am, I won't bother driving all the way down there. I kind of hope it's later because she's supposed to be ordering burritos for us.

It's supposed to roll out starting at 6 pm PDT, I think. 6 pm fits somewhere anyway. Oh, I'll be at my stepbrother's wedding so it should be fun. At least I'll be let behind in a tux.

Author:  kfad [ Mon May 16, 2011 10:14 am ]
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Imitation Of Chris wrote:
designedtobekind wrote:
I heard it was coming May 21st. Does anyone know what time? I'm supposed to go to my mom's graduation, but if it's happening before 10am, I won't bother driving all the way down there. I kind of hope it's later because she's supposed to be ordering burritos for us.

It's supposed to roll out starting at 6 pm PDT, I think. 6 pm fits somewhere anyway. Oh, I'll be at my stepbrother's wedding so it should be fun. At least I'll be let behind in a tux.

I read somewhere that it would be 6 pm in each individual time zone (yeppers). So that would make how many different raptures? And that each one would be preceded by a horrific earthquake the likes of which have never been seen before.
So... there will be ample warning and we can all repent.

Author:  veganna [ Mon May 16, 2011 4:01 pm ]
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FootFace wrote:
FootFace wrote:
Pageant mom defends injecting 8-year-old daughter's face with botox. With BOTOX!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzvSkIk7xg


UPDATE on the pageant Botox mom:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=88909&tsp=1


The mother has lost custody.

Author:  FootFace [ Mon May 16, 2011 4:15 pm ]
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Just because she injects poison into her kid's face?

There's the nanny state for you.

Author:  SuprgrrlJes [ Mon May 16, 2011 4:22 pm ]
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kfad wrote:
Imitation Of Chris wrote:
designedtobekind wrote:
I heard it was coming May 21st. Does anyone know what time? I'm supposed to go to my mom's graduation, but if it's happening before 10am, I won't bother driving all the way down there. I kind of hope it's later because she's supposed to be ordering burritos for us.

It's supposed to roll out starting at 6 pm PDT, I think. 6 pm fits somewhere anyway. Oh, I'll be at my stepbrother's wedding so it should be fun. At least I'll be let behind in a tux.

I read somewhere that it would be 6 pm in each individual time zone (yeppers). So that would make how many different raptures? And that each one would be preceded by a horrific earthquake the likes of which have never been seen before.
So... there will be ample warning and we can all repent.


This is really going to ruin my night. My friend's new band is playing at an outdoor concert. Oh well, we can rock it on the way out!

Author:  rachell37 [ Mon May 16, 2011 4:25 pm ]
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This is the part that blew my mind:

Quote:
Kerry, who told the Sun back in March that she recently moved to San Francisco, purchases Botox online and injects her 8-year-old daughter Britney with it. She also waxes her daughter's legs and bikini line to get rid of peach fuzz and to make sure she doesn't develop pubic hair later in life.

Author:  designedtobekind [ Mon May 16, 2011 4:44 pm ]
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kfad wrote:
Imitation Of Chris wrote:
designedtobekind wrote:
I heard it was coming May 21st. Does anyone know what time? I'm supposed to go to my mom's graduation, but if it's happening before 10am, I won't bother driving all the way down there. I kind of hope it's later because she's supposed to be ordering burritos for us.

It's supposed to roll out starting at 6 pm PDT, I think. 6 pm fits somewhere anyway. Oh, I'll be at my stepbrother's wedding so it should be fun. At least I'll be let behind in a tux.

I read somewhere that it would be 6 pm in each individual time zone (yeppers). So that would make how many different raptures? And that each one would be preceded by a horrific earthquake the likes of which have never been seen before.
So... there will be ample warning and we can all repent.

I realized that Saturday is just the Rapture, not Armageddon, so this just means shorter lines everywhere!

Author:  Bitterbelle [ Mon May 16, 2011 7:21 pm ]
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rachell37 wrote:
This is the part that blew my mind:
Quote:
Kerry, who told the Sun back in March that she recently moved to San Francisco, purchases Botox online and injects her 8-year-old daughter Britney with it. She also waxes her daughter's legs and bikini line to get rid of peach fuzz and to make sure she doesn't develop pubic hair later in life.

Also, this:
Quote:
"All I want is for Britney to have the best start in life, so it is easier for her to become a superstar.
"More mothers should do it for their daughters."

It's a shame my mother didn't love me enough to inject poison into my face and to prevent me from ever experiencing normal puberty. All mine did was encourage me to read, learn in school, and to stop beating myself up over my appearance because I'm perfect as I am. Geez, Mom. What the hell were you thinking?!

Author:  Ghost Lips [ Mon May 16, 2011 7:45 pm ]
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carolawesome wrote:
FootFace wrote:
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this makes me really depressed.


This belongs on HumbleBrag.

Author:  Mr. Shankly [ Mon May 16, 2011 9:35 pm ]
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And the angel broke the first seal, and lo, it was Friday.

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I have yet to hear this song and I'm trying so hard to resist the temptation to see what the fuss is all about.

Author:  Mr. Shankly [ Mon May 16, 2011 9:37 pm ]
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Author:  kfad [ Mon May 16, 2011 9:38 pm ]
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If you really must listen to "Friday", take the time to look for the Stephen Colbert version. Much, much better.

Author:  Vuohi [ Tue May 17, 2011 4:00 am ]
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I think thats maybe a sign about that forthcoming apocalypse because Finland won that icehockey worldchampionsship a few days ago and there is still some drunken guys wandering around with pee in their pants and hanging that blue-white flags and telling me that " we are now champions,mate! Come to get some beer because of that, Finland is the best of the worold,mate!!"

Author:  Phoenix [ Tue May 17, 2011 7:39 am ]
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Mr. Shankly, you're a hero. You've succeeded in making me laugh a little, which is quite a feat today.

Author:  Fascist [ Tue May 17, 2011 8:37 am ]
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Mr. Shankly wrote:
I have yet to hear this song and I'm trying so hard to resist the temptation to see what the fuss is all about.

I actually only heard of it in this thread, so I'm not tuned into every aspect of the upset, but I would imagine part of it is the vacuous lyrical content. It's like pre-teen party music? In other words, it's super contrived.

However, having seen the Colbert version, I now agree with kfad.

Author:  SuprgrrlJes [ Tue May 17, 2011 11:05 am ]
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I almost spit my water out onto the computer, Mr. Shankly! Nice touch.

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