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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:42 am 
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Total win.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 1:52 pm 
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And the angel broke the first seal, and lo, it was Friday.


I have yet to hear this song and I'm trying so hard to resist the temptation to see what the fuss is all about.[/quote]
Doooo it! And then share with all your friends. It's gloriously obnoxious. And some of the parodies on YouTube are hysterical.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 5:44 pm 
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How about the guy who spent $140,000 to warn people about the May 21 end of the world?

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:12 pm 
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4 more days. The kooks are out in Port Authority screaming at anyone walking by. I hope those crassholes get Raptured so I can walk through there in peace next week.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:24 pm 
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This is awful- I just read this in a local newspaper article about these rapture people:

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“We’re hoping that on May 21 we’ll all be raptured up together as a family,” Paul says. Minus their dog. Like many May 21’ers who plan to euthanize their pets prior to Judgment Day, the Pisanos considered putting down their 3-year-old pit bull, Bella. “[She] won’t have food or water. It’s like knowingly leaving one of your children behind and saying you don’t really care.” The family ultimately decided to leave her post-apocalyptic survival “in the Lard’s hands.”


http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/Savior-the-Date-May-21-is-Judgment-Day.html#ixzz1Mj3Nsnw8

So there are pets out there being euthanized over this? Horrible.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:30 pm 
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wow, this rapture is no longer funny to me. not if people are going to kill their pets. :-(


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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:32 pm 
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This is awful- I just read this in a local newspaper article about these rapture people:

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“We’re hoping that on May 21 we’ll all be raptured up together as a family,” Paul says. Minus their dog. Like many May 21’ers who plan to euthanize their pets prior to Judgment Day, the Pisanos considered putting down their 3-year-old pit bull, Bella. “[She] won’t have food or water. It’s like knowingly leaving one of your children behind and saying you don’t really care.” The family ultimately decided to leave her post-apocalyptic survival “in the Lard’s hands.”


http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/Savior-the-Date-May-21-is-Judgment-Day.html#ixzz1Mj3Nsnw8

So there are pets out there being euthanized over this? Horrible.


My mind is blown. I don't even know what to say..


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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:41 pm 
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I wish there was some way to forever ban these people from getting another pet again after the forking rapture doesn't happen. Alas, they'll probably just get replacements and then do the same thing the next time they decide on a new rapture time.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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pixel wrote:
This is awful- I just read this in a local newspaper article about these rapture people:

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“We’re hoping that on May 21 we’ll all be raptured up together as a family,” Paul says. Minus their dog. Like many May 21’ers who plan to euthanize their pets prior to Judgment Day, the Pisanos considered putting down their 3-year-old pit bull, Bella. “[She] won’t have food or water. It’s like knowingly leaving one of your children behind and saying you don’t really care.” The family ultimately decided to leave her post-apocalyptic survival “in the Lard’s hands.”


http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/news-and-opinion/Savior-the-Date-May-21-is-Judgment-Day.html#ixzz1Mj3Nsnw8

So there are pets out there being euthanized over this? Horrible.

fork! I can't believe people are actually euthanizing pets.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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That's forked up.

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4 more days. The kooks are out in Port Authority screaming at anyone walking by. I hope those crassholes get Raptured so I can walk through there in peace next week.



It's reassuring knowing that all of my friends will still be here. Just means we'll have the annual Memorial Day Pool Party a week early :)

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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Well, I think the article mentions one person who says he or she plans on doing this.

(By which I mean: it might only be one person who considered this. Which would make it forked up, but not an actual movement.)

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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I'm really surprised I haven't seen any of these fools in person. They're apparently based out of Oakland. I hope the liquor store employees get raptured so I can stock up on the top shelf stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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my birthday is on saturday, so i'm pretty excited about this amazing adventure that will evidently be taking place.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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I want to put dibs on one of the flat-screens from one of the local mega-churches. Not a big one, just a 30 inch or so would do--one of the ones they use to broadcast the service in the bathrooms/coffee shop/gift store will be fine.

Also, if I see some good curtains, I'm taking those too.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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In the article Pixel quoted, someone talked about 'drinking the Kool Aid'. And in the comments people kept saying not to drink the Kool Aid.
What does that mean? Is it some sort of euphemism for suicide?


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GreenDuck wrote:
In the article Pixel quoted, someone talked about 'drinking the Kool Aid'. And in the comments people kept saying not to drink the Kool Aid.
What does that mean? Is it some sort of euphemism for suicide?


The followers of Jim Jones used Flavor-Aid for their mass suicide poisioning. But it was widely believed to have been Kool Aid, so it has become a sort of shorthand way of referencing either mass suicide or holding a belief that may be widely held but lacking in proof.

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You all are forgetting about the gigantic earthquakes. It's not going to be a bunch of people rapturing up into the sky. Things are going to be rough around here.

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janejellyroll wrote:
GreenDuck wrote:
In the article Pixel quoted, someone talked about 'drinking the Kool Aid'. And in the comments people kept saying not to drink the Kool Aid.
What does that mean? Is it some sort of euphemism for suicide?


The followers of Jim Jones used Flavor-Aid for their mass suicide poisioning. But it was widely believed to have been Kool Aid, so it has become a sort of shorthand way of referencing either mass suicide or holding a belief that may be widely held but lacking in proof.

Thanks.


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GreenDuck wrote:
In the article Pixel quoted, someone talked about 'drinking the Kool Aid'. And in the comments people kept saying not to drink the Kool Aid.
What does that mean? Is it some sort of euphemism for suicide?


By "Drinking the Kool Aid" he is referring to buying into the hype. It's just a phrase, but not referring to any mass suicide.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs of the Impending Apocalypse
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I think all the crazy sex scandals are a sign. First Osama bin Laden has a bunker full of porn, then Strauss-Kahn tries to rape a maid and now far right politicians in Turkey are resigning en mass to avoid the release of sexy tapes.

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PEOPLE! The animals will not be dying and we sinners will not be in hell! We will be taking care of the animals after the chosen ones have floated off into the sky! http://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

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Who in their right mind would let a sinner care for their animals?!

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You all are forgetting about the gigantic earthquakes. It's not going to be a bunch of people rapturing up into the sky. Things are going to be rough around here.

What's going to happen here?! How should I prepare?!


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