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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:16 pm 
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I went to Brooklyn
I met Jaymoh and Kelly
I missed Louzilla! :(

Not until later
did I hear you had been there
Sad that I missed you! :(

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:01 pm 
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Fork you, New Jersey
Montclair is such a drag yo,
lets just go to bed.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:03 pm 
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I love all you guys,
the post kitchen is where
the kewl kidz hang owt



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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:37 pm 
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Started Fruits Basket
It's pretty cute but I miss
my Inuyasha

Boyfriend should be off
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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:39 pm 
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Can't stay away from
the ppk, and I should
do my homework now

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:52 am 
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Phone, laptop, PC,
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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:38 pm 
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joyfulgirl wrote:
Sometimes the filters
Change the haiku syllables.
See what I mean, croissant?


from nostrils, coffee
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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:58 am 
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BACK FROM THE DEAD......


oh, giardia
who knew there could be so much
sh*t inside of me??

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:10 am 
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oh, giardia
who knew there could be so much
sh*t inside of me??

oh, giardia.
the microorganism.
Not De Laurentiis .

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:13 am 
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HA!!! I totally, totally thought (for the first week or so when i went to visit my mom and she had Food Network going) that her name was Giardia. Was like man, for a chef, baaaaaaad choice.......

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:15 am 
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Uh Oh. Tsk tsk tsk.
Not in the form of Haiku.
You just done bjorked up.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:35 am 
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how dare you abuse
the the most exalted name of
bjork as a swear word!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
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since you're insisting
i maintain that giada
sounds like a disease

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:25 pm 
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last days of winter
my hands are like icicles
it's freaking endless

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:45 am 
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Oh greenest of kale
Lovingly massaged, you are
The joy of my mouth.

But, oh! Potato!
White yellow blue purple red -
A rainbow of love.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:37 am 
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Bad dreams, dry mouth
Dehydrated cranium
Too much booze last night.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:03 am 
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RESURRECTION

morning routine: tea,
check email, cook lunch, then BAM!
exploding eggplant

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
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Very hungry now
Thinking what to have for lunch
Way too tired to cook

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
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eating raw cheesecake.
so delicious. icy cold.
fresh raspberry taste.

MMMMM.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:55 pm 
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Finally had lunch.
Tater tots, green beans and soup.
CAKE IN THE OVEN.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
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So sick, here on couch
Tea does not soothe me, nor tots
Why does phlegm hate me?


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
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sesame noodles
creamy, sweet, salty goodness
ate too much of them

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Sunflower white sauce
Penne pasta in a pan
Now in my oven.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:37 am 
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gobi dal palak
that's what i made for dinner
with brown basmati

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan Haiku!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:34 pm 
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O dried papaya
I destroy you with my molars
You rival mango

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